#1 by ArSiNiK 1-07-02

what's the best part of fucking a young child? hearing the bones crack. i don't get it...

#2 by ArSiNiK 1-07-02

what's the worst part? getting the blood out of your clown suit. now that's just sick...

#3 by ArSiNiK 1-07-02

look... i can see my house from here.

#5 by ArSiNiK 1-07-02

have you ever wanted adventure? have you ever dreamed of fighting for your life in the wild... ...living on the edge, wondering if today will be your last? no thanks.. i already have a girlfriend.

How about 'None of the above'? Though number 5 was quite funny, in its own special way.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

More like swear off sniffing my stink. This stuff is sick.
The first 2 are demented, the 3rd is a rip-off(or at least a common joke, the 4th isn't there, and the 5th fifth is mediocre at best.

Keep the day job... and get a life.

JrnymnNate says:
Keep the day job... and get a life.

now THAT'S an insult!

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eat pie, and curry too

Its a sad word of advice to a person with a bit of a deranged sense of humor.

a bit? i'd say more then just a bit... maybe you can take me under your little wing and teach me how to write strips with fish talking about god or something hilarious like that. sound like a plan nate dawg?

Anything not about child raping would be preferable, oh person of the elementary name.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

just for you, oh person of the pink donkey raping kind...

gifts. by ArSiNiK 1-07-02

hey, down here... what are you supposed to be? the bearer of many gifts. cute... and what have you brought me? i want to give you my nuts. i don't swing that way, fruitcake.

Better, but still lacks humour. Plus I believe it may have been done before.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

I cried.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

I almost shit myself. Instead, I shat Michael Caine. True story.

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I shat the sheriff. But I didn't shit no deputy.

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::shoots milk out nose::

i dont like to critsize arsnk but those comic's are dog shit and most of them are coppyed

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sex

i don't like to point out when people have the spelling capabilities of an autistic toddler, but for you i'll make an exception, fuck boy.

You're not suggesting that Fuck can't spell, are you?

no, i'm asking him to tutor me.

Now that assnick points it out, there may be a typo here and there.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

ah yes, the clever changing of my name... you're fucking witty, spankling.

*blush*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

lol this is what I love about ignorance... its funny!

I'm still crying, let it be known.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

Did I shit myself?

*checks pants*

Nope. That's not mine.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Aren't those jokes from deadbaby.com, or deadbluebaby.com, or rottingbluebaby.com?

it's something like that, I ended up there once, I think I clicked a link from newgrounds.com, it's just a bunch of sick jokes about what to do with a dead baby, believe it or not, but ArSiNiK has actually toned it down a bit, for what I can only assume is our benefit.

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Dad was flammable

ill be honest, i found these comics hilarious and i find it funny that some of you guys are dismissing them on the basis that theyre sick

consider the number of sick jokes you guys have done both in comic form and in posts

these make me chuckle more than most of the stuff on this site

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