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Well, K-Mart has filed for Chapter 11. I'm not working there anymore, and I'm beginning to worry about my friends who do. They're planning on closing many stores, one of which being the one that I used to work at. Just thought you'd like to know.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

But... but... what are we supposed to do if we want plastic garden furniture at 3am???

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Have I told you lately that I love you?

That's exactly what I was thinking.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That's my stock standard gag regarding 24 hour K-marts. When I found out that a K-mart near us was 24 hour, I was genuinely puzzled. 24 chemists I can understand. 24 hour supermarkets, sure. 24 hour department store? Doesn't quite sit with me. Ever since, I have occasionally remarked that 24 hour K-marts exist in case there is an emergency that requires you to have plastric garden furniture at 3am...

"Damn, it's 2:30 in the morning, and I really feel like buying a Monopoly set..."

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I don't think we have K-Mart here. But I was wondering if Poundstretcher is going to change its name to Eurostretcher.

Stop thinking like a normal person.

Haven't you ever been on a depressive jag, wanted to buy yourself a present to cheer you up, and then looked at the clock and noticed that it was 11 pm and all the stores are closed?

Sometimes you NEED to be able to buy a plant or a parcheesi board in the middle of the night, especially when you live in Lincoln Fucking Nebraska and the stores close before you get out of work.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Where I live, most all the K-Marts already closed several years ago. Luckly, we have a most blessed place called Meijer that is just like a Super K. It sells (almost) everything you could imagine and is open 24 hours a day, 364 days a year. So when I need some motor oil and cherry pie filling at 3 in the morning, I'm never at a loss.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Yeah, but K-Mart doesn't sell dildos or porn, so where the hell am I going to get those at one in the morning?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You're not looking at the Martha Stuart collection. It's a good 16-inch vibrating thing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Gabe: 24 hour pr0nmart. We actually have those all over this city. I'd be afraid to actually pull into a parking lot of one of these joints...but they are there in case someone needs them on the way home from the club. lol

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

You could always goatse.cx yourself.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Well damn, where am I going to go to fill up on CO2 canisters and paintballs at 2 in the A.M. Those mailboxes ain't going to paint themselves!

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

You must live in the midwest, then, ja?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Out here in the Northeast, the two major regional low-price chains (Caldor and Bradless) closed their doors a few years ago. Caldor had it's own issues, but Bradlees definitely suffered after Wal-Mart came into the area.

The only other comparable chains are Ames and K-Mart. Though I understand Target has us in their sights.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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You must live in the midwest, then, ja?

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Ha, ha!

What the fuck are you talking about?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I've always wanted to do that, but never had the guts or guns for it.

But then who's going to keep this site up?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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Out here in the Northeast, the two major regional low-price chains (Caldor and Bradless) closed their doors a few years ago. Caldor had it's own issues, but Bradlees definitely suffered after Wal-Mart came into the area.

The only other comparable chains are Ames and K-Mart. Though I understand Target has us in their sights.

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