Dissention in the Ranks by gabe_billings 2-25-01

We call this meeting of the Comic Consortium to order. Bob will act as chair today. Thank you all for coming. As you know, today's meeting is do discuss what we're going to do about Gabe. I'm sick and tired of being his puppet. Every time I turn around I'm fucking Toothgnip. Or worse, Pete. I deserve to make my own decisions! He keeps making fun of me. Jesus, it's not like getting syndicated is easy. And all I hear is joke after joke about how lame I am. I have t'listen to one more gay reference or him makin' fun of my chaps, I swear I'm gonna shoot him. What are we waiting for? Let's get the son of a bitch!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Dissention in the Ranks, Part 2 by gabe_billings 2-25-01

Order! Order! I've invited Dr. Felch to speak with us. He has an idea I think you should hear. I've created a comic-planar-transportation device. It's loosely based on the premise of the movie 'Cool World', if you remember it. Remember it? It was complete dogshit. You can say that again. What a fuckin' waste of two hours of my life. Say, weren't you in... Shut up.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Dissention in the Ranks, Part 2 by gabe_billings 2-25-01

Order! Order! I've invited Dr. Felch to speak with us. He has an idea I think you should hear. I've created a comic-planar-transportation device. It's loosely based on the premise of the movie 'Cool World', if you remember it. Remember it? It was complete dogshit. You can say that again. What a fuckin' waste of two hours of my life. Say, weren't you in... Shut up.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Damn. I goofed up. This was supposed to be #3.

Dissention in the Ranks, Part 3 by gabe_billings 2-25-01

That's it. The 'ayes' have it, and the motion is carried. Dr. Felch, let's get it on. I'll go warm up the machine. Wow, this is really exciting. I can't wait to give him a piece of my mind. You're such a pantywaist Clango. We're not sitting down to discuss things over tea. We're gonna rip shit up. I can't wait to get him alone in a dark room. You can only take so many sodomy jokes. I better go get my brass knuckles.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Very clever indeed.

Now we must all start to make jokes about celebrities who you resemble.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

gabe_billings 3:16 says I just kicked your ass, because Stone Co- err- gabe_billings said so!

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gabe_billings 3:16 says I just kicked your ass, because Stone Co- err- gabe_billings said so!

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Whoops. Stupid RoadRunner gettin' all slow on me.

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Yep, totally confused. Maybe someday I will understand.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

All your championship wrestling titles are belong to us!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hehe. Nice picture Gabe!

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The Reckoning by BigEvilDan 2-28-01

Doc, I have a question. If gabe is in the back room with Donkey, who's writing the strips? There's a simple explanation for that. You see....um...er...hmm. Oh sh--

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Gabe's a hottie!

If ya ever come to Houston...Whataburger's are on me...they rule!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.