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Yes, I've posted a strip twice. Eat out my ass if you don't like it.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

The youth of today have no manners.

I'm a nice boy, really...

[Click to view comic: 'What the Phuck!?!']
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[Click to view comic: 'It's not for the want of trying...']
[Click to view comic: 'You know what it's like, right?']
[Click to view comic: 'Mistaken Identity - Part One']

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Cast of Characters

Dave: Main character, and one sick monkey.

Sminky Pinky: A sock puppet, also one sick mutha.

Trish: Token female lead. Has a foul mouth and a hidden past.

Apparently Megatron: Claims to be the head bad-guy of an 80’s cartoon. No-one seems to notice he is actually a robot.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I'm gonna keep persisting at this shit until I get some recognition. If I don't, well that's my too bad.

[Click to view comic: 'Mistaken Identity - Part Two']
[Click to view comic: 'Mistaken Identity - Part Three']
[Click to view comic: 'Mistaken Identity - The Penultimate Part']

New comics for y'all. It's funny. Honest.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

"They're not terrible, I suppose. But none of them seem to go anywhere. They're lacking a little zing, zang, gunb or frunt."

gotta say that line passed the spray test with flying colours. i think we have a new record for drink screen coverage over here. that kinda shit makes me hurt in the stomach muscles

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Skagg. I can only hope to keep it fresh n' funny. Well, fresh anyway...

As for Kramer: Well, I'm sorry I'm not reaching you, but I'll try harder to get a chuckle from yer lips.

Maybe these'll help.

[Click to view comic: 'Mistaken Identity - The Final Part.']
[Click to view comic: 'Oh, you reek of Evil...']

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I'll post one more comic update for y'all and leave you to pick up the ball from there.

I'll be (mostly) posting everyday, so swoop by and check 'em out. If ya like 'em, tell your friends.

[Click to view comic: ''Red-Handed' is the term you're looking for...']

Thanks for listening to lil' ol' me. Ta-ta for now.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Hi, it's me again. Look, I know I said I would finish with whoring myself, but fuck me if my shit ain't gettin' funnier!

Check 'em out!

[Click to view comic: 'The Contest']
[Click to view comic: 'The Contest - Part Zwei']
[Click to view comic: 'The Contest - Parte the thirde']
[Click to view comic: 'The Contest - The Final Part']
[Click to view comic: 'Valentine's day']
[Click to view comic: 'The Lesson for Today is...']

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"