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Yes, I've posted a strip twice. Eat out my ass if you don't like it.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

The youth of today have no manners.

I'm a nice boy, really...

What the Phuck!?! by DaveMonkey 1-29-02

"Sometimes a thought hits you..." "...A thought of such awesome simplicity, that you cannot fathom how you never thought of it before..." "...Like how am I managing to perch comfortably on only half a bench?" Son, I'm gonna have to ask you to quit fuckin' with the laws of nature.

It's not for the want of trying... by DaveMonkey 1-29-02

"No fuckin' way." "Fuckin' way." "You serious?" "Bible fuckin' truth, Dave" "When stuck for funny ideas, writers make up for it by SWEARING!?!" "You fuckin' bet your sweet pucker-hole, knob-jockey!"

You know what it's like, right? by DaveMonkey 1-29-02

"Hi! I'm Megatron!" "I knew I shoulda taken my medication ..." "No, Really! Look, watch me laugh like a loon. BWAHAHAHAAA!!! You're not looking. Look!

Mistaken Identity - Part One by DaveMonkey 1-29-02

"You're Gabe from Penny Arcade, aren't you?" "I think you might be confusing me with someone else..." "Oh, come off it! You're the crazy one who tries to fuck things, right?" "Actually, I think you might have the right person after all..." "Guys!! Come see Gabe go mental and play games n' shit! It's the funniest thing!"

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Cast of Characters

Dave: Main character, and one sick monkey.

Sminky Pinky: A sock puppet, also one sick mutha.

Trish: Token female lead. Has a foul mouth and a hidden past.

Apparently Megatron: Claims to be the head bad-guy of an 80’s cartoon. No-one seems to notice he is actually a robot.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I'm gonna keep persisting at this shit until I get some recognition. If I don't, well that's my too bad.

Mistaken Identity - Part Two by DaveMonkey 1-30-02

"I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. I'm not Gabe. My name's Dave and you're in my house. Get out." "Come on! Do it. Go on!" "*sigh* John Romero. Playstation 2 sucks ass. I’m gonna go kill something." "Ha ha! That’s some funny shit! How’d you keep it so fresh?"

Mistaken Identity - Part Three by DaveMonkey 1-30-02

"Whatchoo doing?" "I’m playing on my old Amiga. I had to drag it down from the attic." "But you don’t play games." "Ordinarily I don’t, but I’m being mistaken for some gamer called ‘Gabe’. Gotta be keepin’ up appearances if I want to maintain some sort of recognition." "You’re a constant reminder of why I’m on pills." "I’ve forgotten how to turn it on, but I’m hoping no one’s noticed."

Mistaken Identity - The Penultimate Part by DaveMonkey 1-30-02

"I decided to go for an image change to stop comparisons being drawn between this ‘Gabe’ and me." "I have reservations, but go for it." "Here goes… Hhhnnn…" "Fuckin’ hell." "It’s an improvement, but it ain’t you."

New comics for y'all. It's funny. Honest.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

"They're not terrible, I suppose. But none of them seem to go anywhere. They're lacking a little zing, zang, gunb or frunt."

gotta say that line passed the spray test with flying colours. i think we have a new record for drink screen coverage over here. that kinda shit makes me hurt in the stomach muscles

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Skagg. I can only hope to keep it fresh n' funny. Well, fresh anyway...

As for Kramer: Well, I'm sorry I'm not reaching you, but I'll try harder to get a chuckle from yer lips.

Maybe these'll help.

Mistaken Identity - The Final Part. by DaveMonkey 1-31-02

"I’ll settle for my usual look. It’ll be a drag to be forever recognised as someone else, but I’ll be all right." "Hey Gabe! Make a humorous observation about the X-Box, ya cock-smoker!" "I wonder if I can get a transfer to Sinfest or something…" "Don’t make me come over there…"

Oh, you reek of Evil... by DaveMonkey 1-31-02

"So... You claim to be Megatron, hm? Just what evil schemes have you got planned?" "Well, today I'm going to cause mayhem by crossing a road only yards from a pedestrian crossing." "I think I hear a bar calling to me......" "...and old ladies! I'm gonna push over some old ladies too!"

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I'll post one more comic update for y'all and leave you to pick up the ball from there.

I'll be (mostly) posting everyday, so swoop by and check 'em out. If ya like 'em, tell your friends.

'Red-Handed' is the term you're looking for... by DaveMonkey 2-05-02

"You've been going through my underwear haven't you?" "Not at all, and if you keep saying so, I'll have to have your legs broken." "Then why are you in my bedroom?" "I happen to be looking for Sminky. have you seen him lately?" "...Whilst wearing my pink crotchless?" "These are mine. It's a comfort thing."

Thanks for listening to lil' ol' me. Ta-ta for now.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Hi, it's me again. Look, I know I said I would finish with whoring myself, but fuck me if my shit ain't gettin' funnier!

Check 'em out!

The Contest by DaveMonkey 2-13-02

"Trish! Staring competition... Go!" To be Continued...

The Contest - Part Zwei by DaveMonkey 2-13-02

You join us just as the excitment grows at Dave's house... Truly these wo athletes have honed their staring prowess to physical perfection as the two combatants go into the early hours of the morning... One wonders what goes through their mind at a time like this? "I'm hungry." "I haven't had sex in a reeeaally long time..."

The Contest - Parte the thirde by DaveMonkey 2-13-02

The tension mounts as you join us once again at Dave's house... Apart from the spelling mistake on panel two of the last strip, this commentator has never seen such perfection and dedication in a staring competition before... OOOH!!! The pink sock puppet almost got past her defences, there. Mr. Sminky is definitely getting the upper hand here... "Stop pinching my leg!"

The Contest - The Final Part by DaveMonkey 2-13-02

We have a Winnah!!! "Git."

Valentine's day by DaveMonkey 2-14-02

"Trish? Trish, wake up. I know we're friends and all, but this is gonna be one Valentine's day you'll never forget..." "Hmmm?" *Click!* *Click* "Aw shit..." "Be gentle with me..."

[Click to view comic: 'The Lesson for Today is...']

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"