O.k. i'm new at this, and my comics suck, and I have a couple of strange looking lumps next to my...

Anyhoo, seeing as I am new, and there are at least 18 million comics mooching about around here, i was wondering if a few of you veterans of the stripcreator(tm) world, could point me in the direction of some of the better, funnier, cleverer even comics, in the hope that i may be enlightened in the ways of the hilarious 3 boxed comic. I've seen a few i like, but if any of you have faves or anything as trite as that, please share.

P.S. is cleverer a word, i cant find my dictionary

Thank You imensely for your time

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Err.... Yeah, wait... No, Yeah... No.

Well, there's mine:

You know what it's like, right? by DaveMonkey 1-29-02

"Hi! I'm Megatron!" "I knew I shoulda taken my medication ..." "No, Really! Look, watch me laugh like a loon. BWAHAHAHAAA!!! You're not looking. Look!

whoring myself makes me feel dirty. So, if you excuse me while I have a wash, heres' some other dude's strips to go through.

A Dragonball Z style fight. by kunislayershujo 1-09-01

It's time we had a Dragonball Z style fight. Verily! GRAAAAAAH! I am now at the peak of my power, and I shall defeat you with my new power, or die trying to defeat you! Well, I've only been fighting with 1% of my power so far, and I am barely winded, so you have no chance and you will die and I will be the strongest warrior who is not dead! TO BE CONTINUED!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Well, there's mine:

You know what it's like, right? by DaveMonkey 1-29-02

"Hi! I'm Megatron!" "I knew I shoulda taken my medication ..." "No, Really! Look, watch me laugh like a loon. BWAHAHAHAAA!!! You're not looking. Look!

whoring myself makes me feel dirty. So, if you excuse me while I have a wash, heres' some other dude's strips to go through.

A Dragonball Z style fight. by kunislayershujo 1-09-01

It's time we had a Dragonball Z style fight. Verily! GRAAAAAAH! I am now at the peak of my power, and I shall defeat you with my new power, or die trying to defeat you! Well, I've only been fighting with 1% of my power so far, and I am barely winded, so you have no chance and you will die and I will be the strongest warrior who is not dead! TO BE CONTINUED!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

First of all Dave, you're not a reg, second of all you posted that twice idiot. Thirdly, I'll stay away here, my comics need not be on this thread.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

He asked for the best, so there's a fair chance they wouldn't be here anyway.

And there's no point in anyone else posting strips about Decepticons anyway, DaveMonkey. As Edward G Robinson said, "You're good, Kid. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best!"

That's why I said it, because I meant it.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

not being funny baz but bashing the newbies doesnt make you instantly cool around here

the guy never said he was a reg and weve all made the multiple post mistakes once or twice or 26 times in our stays here so shut up, nonce

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

First, here are some of mine that I like the best...

I'm so glad I'm not working here anymore... by Drexle 9-20-01

Okay ma'am, the locksmith will be there in thirty minutes. Is there anything else I can help you with? A locksmith? You just called a locksmith? Yes, a locksmith... they open locks. You locked your keys in the car, hence a locksmith comes and opens it up. I can't believe this... a locksmith... don't you have a special person who comes out and does this kind of thing? Yeah, they're called "Locksmiths." *click!*

The spirit of generosity by Drexle 12-31-01

Hey Roger, happy new year! What's up? Oh, not much... so, how was your holiday? Oh pretty good... I spent it with my girlfriend on a trip to Europe where I got her 10 karat enagement ring. Wow, sounds like you had a great time! So, what did you give your girlfriend for Christmas? Syphilis.

Skeet Shooting by Drexle 10-24-01

Pull!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) (*BANG!!!*)

Now, for a very small sampling of those comics written by others that I hold in high esteem...

Three little words by NewCode 1-15-01

Darling, I've been with you a long time now. I think it's time I fully expressed myself. You mean? Yes, those three little words Suck my dick?

[Click to view comic: 'CC 57: You've got cancer!'][Click to view comic: 'The Morning After'][Click to view comic: 'Old Joke'][Click to view comic: 'when a man loevs a women'][Click to view comic: 'Grabbing Kabul By the Horns']

These people all have loads of hilarious comics, and I don't really have a *real* favorite from any of them... I just picked the first things that came to mind that I remembered laughing out loud over.

And then there are other people who have hundreds upon hundreds of comics so funny that picking any one over the others is just criminal... Most of us here have a "favorites" list where we list the authors we like the best. Mine is super-freakin' huge beucase I'm easily amused, but if you're looking for all the strips we regulars find funny, pay our profiles a visit and go surfing around the favorites lists.

When I said about the mutiple post thing, I meant it in a light hearted way, I've done it twice or thrice if I remember correctly. It did say veterans, which he clearly isn't, thought that comic is alright. You may be saying nonce in a light hearted way so this could just go on forever FOOL! :-)

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

If it's good comics your looking for look no further than me. I have a long list of weird disturbing crappy strips for your enjoyment. Here's a sample for you:

SEED by crabby 1-19-02

You are fantastic. You need me just as much as I need you. Why? Can't you see it you fool? We are soul mates. Being a robot do I truly have a soul? I love you. You love me and that's all we need to get through the night. These new concepts do not compute.

SEED 2 by crabby 1-19-02

I purchased you from a street mime and upon doing so I signed a contract which stated I would pledge my undying love for you as long as I shall live. But what if I choose not to love you? I'm afraid I cannot allow that to happen. Your mine and I'm never gonna let you go. I will never lose you. So I can never go and see any of my other friends or ex lovers? No you were programmed to please me orally and I'll be damned if your new robo vagina software is gonna be wasted on your ex lovers. ***WEEPING*** ***WEEPING*** ***WEEPING***

SEED 3 by crabby 1-19-02

You call that a robo vagina? That was the worst piece of robo snatch I've ever had! Look I'm under alot of pressure lately I barely know you and you were way to rough. You gotta get me turned on first you can't just cram it in me. Shut the fuck up! I can't believe I traded my soul to that street mime to get you your worthless. What happened to you loving me? I loved you when I thought you had some sweet robo snatch, now your just a waste. I gotta find someone that will be willing to take you off my hands. I drift through life.

SEED 4 by crabby 1-19-02

I found a friend willing to take you away. I wasted one night of my life on you and I'm never going to get it back. My friend will be here to pick you up in the morning. The new owner is here to pick me up. I wonder if he's an asshole like this last guy was. Perhaps the new owner will allow me to take night school classes. Hello. Hi.

SEED 5 by crabby 1-19-02

Alright well I'm just gonna throw this out right now. I'm a lesbian. You weren't purchased to perform homosexual robo favors on me. I hate dick. I must never let him know that I actually have a robo vagina and not a robo cock. So just so were on the same page why don't you pull out that robo tool for me to look at. That way we can get the awkwardness of our first shower together out of the way. Your a mad man! I'm getting a real strange vibe from you. Does he realize that I was programmed for robo lesbian love. No matter what I must never please him orally. It would bring disgrace to the throne.

[Click to view comic: 'SEED 6']
[Click to view comic: 'SEED 7']
[Click to view comic: 'SEED 8']
[Click to view comic: 'SEED 9']
[Click to view comic: 'SEED 10']
[Click to view comic: 'SEED 11']
[Click to view comic: 'SEED 12']

Classic.

assbutt

im tired

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I have to say I'm a big fan of Crabby's work, especially the extended series' like "Seed" and the one with the demon looking for a date.

Here's probably my favourite of mine:

Fistmaster plays Agony Uncle by kramer_vs_kramer 10-22-01

God I've been feeling so depressed since I came out. Nobody will accept me because I'm gay. Hey there little buddy. Cheer up! Life's not so bad. People should just learn to respect you for who you are. Yeah, I guess you're right. Thanks Mr... Fistmaster. They call me Fistmaster. And... you'll be wanting to fist me? God no. What do you think I am, some kind of dirty faggot?

However, I'm also unfortunately responsible for these two creations:

Feverish mumblings of a diseased mind. by kramer_vs_kramer 10-17-01

Sake mon this dobber squirrel gettin' booted tae. This is ma bacardi breezer drinkin' spot ya bas. No so fast! Whit the-? KER-TRANS-FORM! Decepticons! That's right kid. Now hand over the booze!

The adventures of Javier the angry wizard by kramer_vs_kramer 11-10-01

Fucking muggle. Fuck you, you fucking muggle. Are you speaking to me? I didn't study ten fucking years at bloody Hogwarts to be talked down to by fucking muggles. Fuck you. I'm a fucking master wizard. I'm sorry, I don't even know what a "muggle" is. Don't make me turn you into a fucking frog or some shit you fucking wiseass muggle. Because I can, you know. Look, will you just shut up and give me my Big Mac?

A few of my favorite early works.

Now it all makes sense! by fuzzyman 10-18-01

You know, when you used that anti-gravity generator to walk across the water, that was great! Uh... thanks, but... And when you used the portable replicator to produce those loaves and fishes... that was brilliant! Yes, I know, but... Congratulations, Commander Riker! You've restored the timeline! Dammit, Geordi, get me down from here!

Now it all makes sense! Part 2 by fuzzyman 10-24-01

I mean it, Mr. LaForge! Get me down from here! No can do, Commander Riker! Why the hell not? Well, Captain Picard wants to tie up all the loose ends. The plan now is for you to die. Then Dr. Crusher will revive you after three days. This is because I substituted Sleepytime for Earl Grey in the replicator, isn't it? You're a real wit, sir.

CC73: A Very Special Moment With Hall and Oates by fuzzyman 10-17-01

What's the matter Daryl? You look like you've lost that loving feeling! I feel out of touch, John. You know that rich girl I was with, Sara Smile? She was a real maneater. Say it isn't so! Yes, we did it in a minute. I suppose that's the method of modern love. I'll say one thing, though... she gave me a real adult education. Well, your kiss is on *my* list. You know, John, some things are better left unsaid.

Manrape Theatre 2 by fuzzyman 10-26-01

Welcome once again to Manrape Theatre. I'd like to welcome our special guest, Dave Prowse. Hidey-ho! David, you are an actor of great range and subtlety. Thank you, Tobor! I think the that clip we're about to watch is some of my best work! The Empire Strikes Back Luke... I am your father... and a charter member of NAMBLA! Now bend over and feel the force! Noooooo!!!!

100 by fuzzyman 11-11-01

We'd like to congratulate Fuzzyman on completing this, his 100th comic. Hold on. Congratulations are premature. He has not yet completed this comic. By the time anyone reads this it *will* be complete, so your point is, well... pointless. Speaking of pointless, have you noticed that more than 33% of Fuzzyman's comics feature an ass-raping robot? What in heaven's name is funny about an ass-raping robot? Turn around... I'll show you.

[Click to view comic: 'Neal and Roger, Sitting in a tree...']

[Click to view comic: 'Tobor's Fashion Advice']

[Click to view comic: 'In Search Of... Talisker']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"First of all Dave, you're not a reg, second of all you posted that twice idiot. Thirdly, I'll stay away here, my comics need not be on this thread"

a) I know, That's why I posted Josh's strip. But I couldn't resist whoring myself, so I did.

b) I alsow know that as well. Sometimes the server's slow, and I'm an impatient man. And yes, I am also an idiot. Guaranteed to up your social status at any party, I come with all sorts of accessories including 'kung-fu beer can grip' and 'talk-n-bollocks' voice box. Get me at your local store today!

Kramer: Your Transformer refernces are strong, but my dragon style will defeat them! Here, have a comic to feast upon!

A Moment of Weakness... by DaveMonkey 2-04-02

"Trish is out of the house... " "Hot sexy Trish has left the house..." "Hot sexy Trish with her sexy bitchness has left the house..." "...and also her underwear drawer unguarded..." "Trish sense... tingling..."

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"