Wow. 100 contests. Do you realize that these contests have been running pretty much continuously for over a year?

For this contest, because I'm such a nice and indecisive guy, you have the choice of following one of the following rules (or both if you want):

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[*] Your comic must comply with the rules to at least two of the previous 99 contests. If you choose to go this route, please specify the numbers of the contests that you chose, so that I know where to look for the rules.

OR

[*] It's now the year 2022 and stripcreator is long gone. Write a comic detailing the lives of at least one stripcreator character now that they've entered retirement.[/list]

That's it. Judging will take place on Monday evening.

Note: The rules to comic contest 1 were never posted to this forum. The rules were:

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC100: Fun at the Old Folk's Home. by israphael 2-14-02

Grandpa, tell me about the old days. You know... about Stripcreator. Back in the day, we had to create comedy using the basic elements: donkeys and sodomy. Gosh. Tell me about Tobor. In the beginning, we didn't have a robot to perform manrape. We had to do it the old fashioned way. With a dildo attached to a power drill.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

CC 100 - Gabe Billings : Minister for Donkey Sodomy by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-14-02

Hi. Big Evil Dan Rather here interviewing the newly appointed "Minister for Donkey Sodomy" Gabe Billings. Nice to be here Dan. And can i just say ive always liked your show. Yes , sure. So , tell me , what makes you the ideal choice for this newly created post. Well , after 20 years of Donkey Sodomy and Wirthling Sucks jokes on Stripcreator brought me to national fame and glory , i figured i should give something back to the people. And what does being Minister for Donkey Sodomy give back to the people. It keeps me off the streets and stops me making Wirthling Sucks jokes. Im sure thats what the people want.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

in conformance to CC 83

Draconias by Draconias 1-27-02

Hi. I am Draconias Or just like him, see. I got the black lipstick, black eye shadow, even black fangs. I would have my black cape, but I left it at home. The cape is just like Draconias' cape except that I made mine from my bed sheets. Draconias is in a band. He plays the organ and sings His band is called Draconias and The Dark Black Night Phantom Demon Underworld Menacers of Death Destruction and Suffering Painfully at the Lash of Twisted and Knarled Cat of Nine Tails in Deep Ruins of Long Forgotten Deities that Torture the Lost Souls Condemned to Walk the Earth as Misfigured Creatures with Pussy Sores that Pop if You Touch Them to Amorphous Sludge. Most call 'em Drac. for short No, I won't go out with you.

Draconias - Another Failed Meeting by Draconias 1-27-02

Sometimes when I see Draconias up there on stage playing the organ, I wonder what's going through his mind. I bet he hears voices. I hear voices just like Draconias. I'm sure you do... When I'm sitting at home watching Teletubbies, I mean the bootleg of Incubus in Germany, everything will go silent and then I'll hear them whisper Umm... riiight. "Buy milk." What? "Get some bread and make sure it's sliced." No! No! Go away! "Could you also pick up a bag of kitty litter?" Security!!!

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"Hit me" "18" "Hit me" "19" "Hit me" "20" "Hit me" "21" "Hit me"

CC 100: In Today's News by kaufman 2-15-02

They've cloned a cat! Sounds good, it's true. Now the bad news: They've cloned me too! BURMA SHAVE BURMA SHAVE

Complies with CC 15 and CC 93 intentionally, and by accident CC 36 and probably some others.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Follows the rules from CC14 (The Haiku one) and CC43 (The Crabby Era!)

CC100 - Tales from the retirement home by kramer_vs_kramer 2-15-02

HELLO THERE YOUNG LAD; COME TO HEAR SOME MORE STORIES; OF WHEN I WAS YOUNG? OH DAMMIT GRANDPA; PLEASE TURN UP YOUR HEARING AID; I'M TIRED OF SHOUTING. AND HOW IS YOUR MOM? IS SHE STILL SAYING I'M MAD? SHE DOESN'T GET IT. SHE SAYS YOU'VE LOST IT; IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO; YOU SHOULD LET IT LIE. BUT HE SPOKE IN CAPS; MADE THE DOCTOR A SQUIRREL; AND DID NOT SUCK DICK! LOOK, JUST ACCEPT IT; CRABBY WON IT FAIR AND SQUARE; WHILE YOUR COMIC SUCKED.

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in conformance to CC 83

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Have all of you acutually looked up all the rules?

Then thinking on that, it can't be that hard, I like Kaufman's, try and make an entry tonight or Sat night.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Complies with the rules for 36 and 87....

The Human Snowball by evil_d 2-14-02

Halt, evildoer! I won't let you get away with stealing that old lady's purse! Oh no, it's the Human Snowball! Please don't hurt me! FROST ON!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC 100: 2022 by Bazilla 2-15-02

...and that's how Fuck learnt how to spell. WOW! Tell me how your cat lived 20 years. I'd rather tell you about the time when Tobor died, he short-circuited and that was not only the end of Tobor but the end of Stripcreator What about the Cowboys? Yes...um...they also..um died. You killed them Daddy to end stripcreator because of the competition you were getting, didn't you?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Complies with CCs 69 and 72.

CC 100 (depending on the exchange rate) by kaufman 2-15-02

Stripcreator Republic If you have the eyes of an eagle, You'll see that this tender is legal. ............... 2/3 Comic ............... So spend it or save it, Or be cheap and crave it.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 90 and CC 69:

A is for Asiangirls, they must appear.
B is for Bee, he must rhyme in the middle of here.
C is for Copying, taking rules from the earth.
D is for Dollar, only 1 dollar can it be worth.

CC 100: Money by Bazilla 2-15-02

SC $1------------------------------------------------- What can I buy with this money? Nothing till I get my honey. ---------------------------------------------------1$ CS

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I COULD just recycle an old comic, and say:

The year 2022 finds Clango and Tobor MST-ing and finding other ways to pass the time...

CC 78: with 77cc of CC 77 by Namgubed 11-08-01

Ready to play Robo-Battleship? All right, then, everything's set. Loser has to finish washing the dishes! BUT TOBOR'S KNOWLEDGE OF BATTLESHIP IS LACKING!!!!! OK, say for example that my battleship was located on the grid in squares B-2 through B-6... B-2, B-3, B-4, B-5, B-6!!!!! FATALITY!!!!! I WIN!!!!! Oh, well, back to the kitchen. ALL YOUR BATTLESHIP ARE SINK BY US!!!!!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

The title tells you how many rules, here they are: CC99, CC93, CC91, CC89, CC86, CC84, CC56

CC 100: 7 rules follower by Bazilla 2-15-02

As it is the Christmas 1984, I will tell you an interesting fact, people die when hit by cars driving at 150mph. Now for a word from Santa: EVIL SANTA IS KILLING YOU! AND I'M NOT TALKING BANTER! You seem ever so angry, angrier than my dad. YES, WELL WHEN YOU TURNED UP HE FELT REAL BAD! I sure hope you'll get killed by Dave. BURMA SHAVE!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Scenes from the 20th Annual Stripcreator Reunion I by israphael 2-15-02

LadyJ, what a suprise. You hardly ever attend these functions. I've been busy. I got tired of watching people do the same stupid things, so I became a motivational speaker. Now I tell people what to do at $150 a pop. That's great. Did you know that attitudechicka is now a housewife with 5 kids, Gabe runs his own software firm, and Spankling does children's TV in Germany? Sounds likes everybody has undergone some changes. Not exactly. Wirthling still sucks.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Scenes from the 20th Annual Stripcreator Reunion II by israphael 2-15-02

I don't remember the biscuit game taking so long. Do you have some Viagra? I just ran out.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I almost forgot about the biscuit game, that classic hasn't been dugged out for aaaaages.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

CC 100 - 25 years To the Day. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-15-02

If only Tobor had been running Duracell.... *sigh*

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

SC.com 20 years from now

Wow, in 20 years, someone's going to make a comic in they year '69, different to say the least.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Man, gone for a couple months and already at contest 100. Time passes so quickly without donkey sodomy comics.

CC100: Bicentennial Scam by NastyPope 2-15-02

The Year is 2022, the journey has been long and the homecoming bitter sweet. Hello! Hello? I have returned! Oh... Little Miss, there you are. Who are you and why did you call me Little Miss? Confusion sets in as a woman arrives and tells the little girl to go play. Tobor.... I mean... .I don't understand. Tobor, I'm Little Miss, this is my daughter Anna. You've been gone for 20 years. The revelation stuns Tobor as he looks upon his former charge. Oh, Little Miss, you look so... old, used, wornout. Of course I'm worn out, you would be too with a cornholing exstripcreator robot for a nanny!!!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

NastyPope's back! Whooo!

This strip conforms to the rules of the two contests I ran before #99...

CC 100: Low's past again by NeoVid 2-15-02

Aw yeah, three references in three panels, without even using sound! NeoVid is screwing himself over by overlooking this panel. Unless he's Draconias. And I just made another two references. Without saying 'All your base.'

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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Batman created by Bob Kane

wherestheanykey by xpac 2-15-02

Hello tech support, the computer I bought isn't working. What's wrong with it? It says that only a computer expert can fix it, could you come over? I'm already over. What do you mean? This comic is also using Big Evil Dan's "Wrong Number" CC86 comic rules, which state I am seen as a living thing. Booyah on you!

In case you are even more retarded than I think you are, it uses CC86 and CC96 rules.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

CC 100 - 2022. The End of Stripcreator. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-15-02

How was i to know that someone would genuinely create an 8ft ass raping robot.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"