They always say that , just before you die , your life flashes in front of your eyes.

Inevitably , this is accompanied by you saying something that you hope will be remembered by the rest of the world.

Nelson's "Kiss me Hardy"
Caesar's "Et Tu Brute"

Your strip should be the dying words of a stripcreator character or regular (preferably mentioning how they died).

Points will be deducted for anyone who uses "Death by cornholing".

Enjoy.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Famous Last Words of a Redneck by TheBlairZip 3-25-02

Hey, y'all! Watch this... Rube McCoy - born 1932, died 2002 - Attempted to balance a shotgun on his head.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

CC 109: Last words

I can outpun you any time!

by NeoVid, 3-25-02

CC 109: Obvious last words

I'm falling to my death!

by NeoVid, 3-25-02

CC 109: Grisly end

Well, it is my site... maybe I should try to read everything on it.

by NeoVid, 3-25-02

CC 109: Extremely obvious last words by NeoVid 3-25-02

Moh! Can't... take... anymore... YOU DIE NOW!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

reduce, reuse, reincarnate...

CC 109: Witnesses Report He Died With a Touch of a Grin by Blew_Crabs 3-25-02

Call it beer goggles, but I just have to cradle those.

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The 700 Club by kaufman 3-25-02

Peter, I can see your house from up here.

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CC 109: Quarts Watch by kaufman 3-25-02

Yes, yes, you have the five dollah, I sucky sucky you.

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CC109: Two for the Price of One by wirthling 3-25-02

Oh look! There's wirthling! I should go say hi. Quitting smoking sucks! One cigarette won't kill me, right?!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Fight Club 17: Shot in head by Little_Sqirrel 3-25-02

Do me a favor, shoot me in the head. what? why would I do that? never been shot before. have you? no! and thats a good thing. how much can you know about yourself if youve never been shot in the head? ok. *BANG*

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

This one's a little insensitive... if it offends you, sorry. It's not supposed to be hilarious.

"The war on some drugs"

CC 109: BEER by crabby 3-25-02

I pissed in your beer!

CC109: Catherine the Great by israphael 3-25-02

Bring me my horse!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

A bit hackneyed, but oh well...

CC109: Cliché Theatre Presents "Black Widow" by wirthling 3-25-02

Husband #1 Say, babe, what do you think about spicing up our sex life by having a threesome with my secretary? Husband #2 Jeez! Why are you so cranky?! Is it your time of the month or something? Husband #3 No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat. The fact that YOU'RE FAT makes you look fat!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Tasteless, I know...

CC109: Last Words in New York by wirthling 3-25-02

I'm unarmed.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

F@M0U$ L@$T \/\/0RD$ -- asiangirl2 by Haxx0r_K1ng 3-25-02

Ph33r! Aaaaaah! I am dieing!

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!

CC109: Isaac Asimov by israphael 3-25-02

RRRAAARRR! You won't hurt me.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

CC109: no title needed. by lara7 3-26-02

Hey, everyone! I traced the IP address, and I now know who fuck is. His real identity is..... You? I can't believe it! We're gonna fuckin' kill you. Exterminate! Ah! I am dieing!!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

CC 109: Keith Richards' Last Words (Tribute To Bill Hicks) by deucepm 3-26-02

Where'd everybody go? I saw a bright light. I thought we were on.

CC 109: Diablo by deucepm 3-26-02

Sure! I'd love to go to the Ozzy concert!

CC 109: It Really Is That Bad by deucepm 3-26-02

Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants! Spongeboooob-- ...Squarepaaaaants! That was fun! Let's sing it again! Ohhhh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob--

CC 109: Kajun's last words by Bazilla 3-26-02

You know, really Bazilla is pretty cool. Kajun was flammable.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

CC109: Siegfried and Roy by israphael 3-26-02

I thought you closed the door on the tiger's cage.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

CC109: Bazilla by israphael 3-26-02

I'm going to sit here until I think of something clever to write.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

CC109: Famous last words by evil_d 3-26-02

I don't care who you work for, you best give me my money 'fore I put a cap in yo' ass. I thought you guys just boxed. Sir, please let us have that examined first. If I don't open this unmarked, ticking package immediately, then the terrorists have already won.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Dipostantepenultimate Words by kaufman 3-26-02

General John Sedgwick, May 1864 Come on, men. They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist ... Just for laughs, I think I'll give this contest to Bazilla. I really hope that's a mirror I'm looking at, and not just a pane of glass.

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CC109: Last Words of a WWF Commentator by TheBlairZip 3-26-02

We've replaced Stone Cold's "Steveweiser" with a non-alcoholic beer. Let's see if he notices...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Since Kaufman beat me to the Gen. Sedgwick quote, I'll have to post this blast from the past ...

Death Scene I by Namgubed 10-04-01

Forsooth! A pox o' both thy houses, I am spent! But not too thriftily, I'd say. The very mesh of the fabric of my life doth unravel verily as my ichorous blood fills the gutters; my life doth wane, but not like unto the moon and the waning thereof... .............. But like unto the sand in the hourglass, yea, even like unto the swirling vortex of fouled water passing through the toilet bowl of infinity. You need any help with hammering that nail?

Death Scene II by Namgubed 10-04-01

Several hours later... Oh, woe is me! A pin has popp'd my life's balloon, my blood flows a crimson tide which ebbs with an oil slick aflame not unlike the sulphurous pits of hell. My painfully mortal body is spent like a drunken sailor's wages, as blue streaks he curses at nymphomaniac prostitutes whose beauty is evident only with the influence of a fermented grain variety. The die is cast; I've crossed the murky Styx. Don't pay the ferryman; bury me not on the lone prairie; spit not upon my grave, nor misspell my tombstone; my epitaph shall be, "long winded but pith Uh -- yeah.

Death Scene III by Namgubed 10-04-01

Two weeks later... Lo, this barbarous shaft has mortally pierced my cranium; my fated greymatter is rent asunder; my life's flame is snuffed like an unwished-upon birthday candle. As surely as yon lengthy fairy tale closes with those fateful words, "The End," my life ... Say hello to Mr. Hand Grenade, ass! But I can't die; I'm a thespian! ... and a blood-sucking freak.