It appears that majority of posts here at Stripcreator involve: 1) heaping abuse on SC regulars, 2)blasphemy, and 3) dirty jokes. Given this premise, the rules for CC 113 are:

- Heap Abuse on One of the Stripcreator regulars: You must show at least one of the regulars, although it doesn't have to be the one being abused. You may also use the dragon for Bazilla, or Jon for either Andy Dougan or myself [although Andy deserves it more], or any other graphic that is associated with a regular.

- Blaspheme: You must use Jesus or the Devil in a way guaranteed to get you excommunicated.

- Make a Dirty Joke: Negative points for using Tobor and cornholing. Remember there is plenty of filthy and perverse activities you can use. Just ask Spankling! It ain't dirty unless you're doing it right.

Multiple submissions accepted and encouraged. Competition will go on until Sunday evening, 12 midnight SC time.

Happy Stripping!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC113 (Blasphemy): Be Sure to Lube Up B.C... Or Not by Blew_Crabs 4-11-02

Bend over stank hoar and cum get yur ass RAMED! *timber creaks and suction sounds* Taek it all bich! Drive it HARDER , yesss!! WRENCH it around! Jack it DEEEEPER!!! ARRuuuggGGGGHHHHH-AAAAARRGGH! Are you dieing for sum more rapping? Honestly, fuck... that dildo felt limp, like your lo mein dick. Next time, insert the thorny end first.

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I just realised this one isn't actually dirty... oh well...

CC113: Jesus, Evil Scientist Extraodinaire by DexX 4-11-02

You fiend! What do you want with me and my baby? My insidious new Devocombichamber will cobine the DNA of you and your child, and devolve you into a sub-human slave race! "Just the Son, not a Creator," you said, Dad. Well, I'll show you! HOW DO I GET TO #1????!!!??? Oops...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Title inspired by Dexx's lovely entry ...

CC113: First Church of Christ, Scientologist by kaufman 4-11-02

Okay, Andy. It's 7:00. You know what that means.... Movie Time! Hey let's go to the Art Cine tonight. They've got a new Italian film in which a fat transvestite shoots jism all over a Russell Crowe lookalike. No, Andy. You know the rules. We're seeing Battlefield Earth. Again, Jesus? We've only seen it 715 consecutive nights. I know, I know. Watch for the Travolta close-up ... Hey, could you put your arms down? You just knocked over my popcorn. Do you think you're Jesus or something?

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CC113 - Lazing on a Sunni afternoon by andydougan 4-11-02

A palace in Baghdad Although I'm a Muslim, Christians generally seem to have better fortune. Ergo I turn to you, Jesus! The Americans are planning to oust me! You must strike their planes from the sky and visit venereal plagues upon their cities! Uh, Kaufman, I think it's actually Saddam Hussein they're planning to oust... Look, can't you suspend your disbelief? What other character are we supposed to use?

Blaspheming All The Way To The Bank by fuzzyman 4-12-02

Welcome to the the United States Deviancy Competition. Our first team for tonight is Spankling and Jesus. Hi, folks! Bless you, all! Oh my!. What are they doing? Spankling is shoving a peanut butter cup in Jesus' anus... he's pushing it in with his tonuge...No, wait! Spankling is eating the peanut butter cup from the ass of Jesus! *slurp* *munch* *munch* *munch* Ooooh.... ahhh... Yeah, Baby... Who's your Lord? Who's your Lord? Yeah.... I don't know about you folks, but I'm starting to think that there is a wrong way to eat a Reese's. That wasn't bad at all! I enjoyed it! I'm Jesus, after all. My poop tastes like loaves and fishes.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Oh, and for KvK's benefit, the slogan for Reese's Peanut Butter cups over here in the U.S. is "There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I posted this elsewhere, but I just noticed that it's almost rules-compliant, so I might as well...

Take off every condom by andydougan 4-11-02

All your bastard are belong to me!

CC 113: Eternal Ishment by kaufman 4-12-02

Jesus to Satan: Take the week off, Nick. I want to handle this damnation by myself. ...bartender gives him a suspicious look, and asks him if he's a string. And the string says: "OF COURSE NOT. WHAT GAVE YOU THA SILLY IDEA?" ...Foo Bird craps on the head of the third man, who doesn't wipe it off, and lives happily ever after. And the moral of the story: "WEAR A BIG HAT WHEN GOING OUTSIDE." ...looks at his mangled boots, kills the leopard with his bare hands, and takes it home. Dale Evans sees him and says: "HEY, TRIGGER'S IN THE BEDROOM. LET'S HAVE A THREESOME!"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

looks like ill be sitting this one out too... devoting my resorces to wining this photoshoping contest.

If I get the energy to do that.

In the words of the high priest of the Brotherhood of Men Who Hum Between Words, "This hmm is hmm blasphemy hmmmm!"

My Own Personal Jesus Comic (take 2) by Duckfoot 4-12-02

Late Saturday evening ... You know the deal. Fork over the keys. Sure, here you go. But - couldn't you just stay awhile and ... talk? You know I'd love to stay and felch you with my thorny crown, but I've got a world to save, several_appearances_to make, and so forth. OK, bye-bye then. Masstr? Ar yuo OK? Fuck.

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Dude, check out Grandma's vericose veins!

duckfoot rips off weird al!

no offense, I like that song too.

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duckfoot rips off weird al!

no offense, I like that song too.

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Oh yes. I remember you now.

Oh yes. I remember you now.

gah double posting EVIL

This is #66088. Damn, if I had been 22 comics sooner...

CC 113: DH's unlucky number by NeoVid 4-13-02

Satan had been running out of ideas lately, so he came to me for inspiration. You've got a sicker mind than I ever will. Help me out. Well... Yesterday, I put sand, lemon juice and other things in DH-01's K.Y. That wouldn't work. He'd notice. Oh, not until the novocaine wears off. AAAAGGGHH!!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

333 by fuzzyman 4-14-02

Well, Fuzzyman, it's your 333rd comic strip. Do you know what that means? This comic strip is only half as evil as my 666th comic strip will be? Meanwhile... I write the songs that make the whole world sing... I write the songs of love and special things...! Oh, take me now DragonManilow! Ravish me! I'm not sure that's possible. Next time I'll make him sing "Mandy."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC 113: He's Good At What He Does by BigEvilDan 4-14-02

Oh great. Another preachy religious wacko. Excuse me, sir. Have you accepted Me as your Lord and saviour? No, and quite frankly I'd like you to give me one good reason why I should. I'm sure the police would love to hear about what you've been doing by the playground with that priest costume. *sigh* Fine, I'll be in church on Sunday. Just send me a cheque. I don't want you anywhere near my church.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Conversion by Spankling 4-14-02

During Jesus' stay with the devil. I'm not unreasonable, Jesus. We should be friends, you and I. Come... Join_the_dark_side. I done my time in hell, ass-pipe. Give me one good reason why I should stay! "Well, for one thing, we get to look in on all the Earth-channels that god blocks in heaven." says Satan. Bend over and drop leather, boy. I'm gonna stuff this quaff up your Cheez Whiz scented sphincter! Yes mistress! Oh YES!!! Pass the popcorn, Bogart! Get yer own, diaper-boy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The competition is over, so is the time for acceptance speechs from the winners and bitter tears from the losers.

The Dis-honorable Mentions (you are SO going to hell):

dcomposed: I Do Not Suck Dick!: Sometimes the simple jokes are the best

Blew_Crabs: Be Sure to Lube Up B.C. or Not: Loved the sound effects

Fuzzyman: Blaspheming All The Way To The Bank: That's just great, now I can no longer eat a Reeses without having to go to confession

Kaufman: Eternal Ishment: Showed a great amount of restraint to refrain from punning

Big Evil Dan: He's Good At What He Does: Praise the Lord and pass the collection plate

Spankling: The Conversion: Really? I would have thought it would have smell more like Lysol

And the winner is:

Blaspheming All The Way To The Bank by fuzzyman 4-12-02

Welcome to the the United States Deviancy Competition. Our first team for tonight is Spankling and Jesus. Hi, folks! Bless you, all! Oh my!. What are they doing? Spankling is shoving a peanut butter cup in Jesus' anus... he's pushing it in with his tonuge...No, wait! Spankling is eating the peanut butter cup from the ass of Jesus! *slurp* *munch* *munch* *munch* Ooooh.... ahhh... Yeah, Baby... Who's your Lord? Who's your Lord? Yeah.... I don't know about you folks, but I'm starting to think that there is a wrong way to eat a Reese's. That wasn't bad at all! I enjoyed it! I'm Jesus, after all. My poop tastes like loaves and fishes.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Is there some unwritten law that if a strip mentions Reeces it wins?

No, I'm fairly sure that law is written somewhere.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Spankling: The Conversion: Really? I would have thought it would have smell more like Lysol

And the winner is:

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