Much like the War On Drugs and the War On Terror, someone has declared war on a vague, all-encompassing "evil". Your comic will depict the formation, methods or eventual end to this "war". Extra points will be given to absurd/creative targets.

Judging will take place on Saturday evening.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 116: My creativity's been drafted by NeoVid 4-24-02

Mr. President, we're declaring war on redundancy. ...Huh? Mr. President, we're declaring war on redundancy. ...Huh? Mr. President, we're declaring war on redundancy. ...Huh?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

God damn that's good.

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What others say about boorite!

Uncle Sam Wants You by TheElPaso 4-24-02

I declare a War on Lack of Soldiers! Oh yeah, you and what army?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

CC 116: The War of the Words by wirthling 4-24-02

The battle's not going well. Our weapons of mass deconstruction are no use against his suicide comic-aussie pilots. What the hell is a com-- INCOMING! G'day, Mate! Kaufman sent me to see if we Canberra the hatchet! KAUFMAN AKBARRRR!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Now that's what I call an axis of evil by andydougan 4-24-02

Mr President, the arms conglomerates have decided it's time for another war. To decide what to call it, we've randomly colligated a coffer-full of nouns. What's that? Speak English, college boy. Sigh. You-picky-papery-bits-out-of-big-box. But I want to go to bed! Mr Blair said he stood shoulder-to-shoulder with the US in the War Against Isogonals. Grr! You're either with us or you're with the lines connecting points of simultaneous storm development!

Oh my god... and here I was thinking about entering one of the good ol' comic contests again. Not with competition this stiff.

Morale Booster by kaufman 4-24-02

General, we are ready soldiers in the righteous War on Temperance. But it is a tough battle. Our weapons have been watered down. I actually found myself ... sober yesterday afternoon. I am feeling despair. Relax, men. Our labs have been working on a devastating weapon that will turn the tide of this conflict. Behold ... The "H" Bomb!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

And where the offence is let the great axe fall by Little_Sqirrel 4-24-02

I'm telling you, I'm not a terrorist. I wouldnt hurt a fly well, I guess I can believe you. HAHAHAHAHA belive me? die you son of a bitch! arghhhhhhhh I carry an axe with me, of course I'm a f---ing terrorist. that was mean uncle harry.

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

i thought my comic was funny, and now im thinking its the worst here, but since its worth a laugh anyways:

war's the beef? by xpac 4-24-02

did you hear that they're declaring war on cybill shepard?  no  it's the cybill war!

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

I lied.

CC: Some three digit number... by Drexle 4-24-02

Mr. President, your polls are slipping again... we need a new target to rally people against. Hot damn, that's a great idea, I reckon! We need something BIG... something the likes of which we've never seen before... Hey, you jes' gave me an idea! I know shure as shootin' what EVIL thing we can unite the 'Merican people against. Why is everyone looking at me like that?

CC 116: Cap'n Hypocrit strikes back by dcomposed 4-24-02

you delcare war on everything, you better stop with the declaring of the war there my good man. I am the president of the younighted states of america I can do what I want when I want. I hate people who decalre war on things it is so stupid i hate you, man, I hate you and everything you stand for! yeah? yeah! and I declare war on you! you are a fool.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 116: I Am Iraq! by kaufman 4-24-02

The Grenada campaign was sheer brilliance. We should do something like that. I'll assemble our top military men, Mr. President, and ask each of them to pick some small island to attack. My paratroopers will invade Long Island. My undercover team will take care of the Falkland Islands. I've got dibs on Gilligan's Island. GENERAL LARENEG ATTACK ISLETS OF LANGERHANS ... SNEAK UP UPON THEM FROM BEHIND!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 116 - Bryan Fucking Adams by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-24-02

Ah say , ah say , ah say boy , its time to declare war on Canada. Mr Powell , ready the troops. CANADA? Theyre our neighbours , our allies , they give us oil , lumber , military support. Theyve already launched a two-pronged attack on the American people. They have to be stopped. Two pronged attack? What the fuck are you talking about? Celine Dion AND Alanis Morrissette just released new albums. Hot Damn. Ill ready the troops!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA by Geniu$ 4-25-02

Mr Blair, we need to improve your public image, Bush seems to declare "War" on everything that the American people hate, they're eating out of his hand. Maybe we should declare war on America? Everyone hates America.

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Come ahead then!

How come you keep entering constests as Geniu$, now?

CC 116: Rhyme & Reason by kaufman 4-25-02

WAR ON MORONS! WAR ON MORONS! WAR ON MORONS! WAR ON MORONS! WAR ON MORONS! WAR ON MORONS!WAR ON MORONS! WAR ON MORONS!   !     !

CC 116: How World War III Started by kaufman 4-25-02

Tonight's top story: President Bush announced today that France has surrendered to the United States. British Prime Minister Tony Blair decried the Bush announcement, claiming that France had surrendered to them hours before. Before long, Germany, Switzerland, the Vatican and Malaysia, among others, claimed the rights to the French surrender. Uh oh.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC116: War on War! by evil_d 4-25-02

Lately I've been getting a lot of mail with messages like, "Mr. President, when will the violence end?" or "Can't you stop the fighting?" or "Go back to Texas, ya hick!" Well I want you folks to know that good ol' W has heard ya. That's why, effective immediately, the USA is declaring War on War! So let it be known that soldiers and those who harbor them are no longer safe from our weapons of mass destruction! America's gonna bomb War back to the Stone Age! Yee-haw!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

War on Drugs by Namgubed 4-25-02

Here I am! Oh, you said "war"? Heck, then I'm outta here! Gotta get my fix.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

*snorts while drinking coke , and falls over in convulsions*

Nice one Namgubed.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC: Onehundred and something... by Drexle 4-25-02

My fellow 'Mericans, it's time now to turn our attention homewardly. You see, there's a big ol' threat to our morals here on the homefront. Whores. That's why I urge congress to declare war on whores! Remember, the best part of any war is the wanton rape!

CC 116: Lost Ark of the Coverup by boorite 4-25-02

Uncle Dick, when I started my War Process on Evilosity, you said you had "top men" working on it. Who? Top men.

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I think this classic from evil_d fits into this contest nicely...

Comic Contest 51 - The distilled essence of all propaganda by evil_d 8-06-01

As part of America's continuing effort to keep the world safe for democracy, President W declares war on the sun! Folks, I'm tellin' ya, war with the sun is just plain good for the economy. We've already made some trillion-dollar spaceship-building contracts. And our victory will mean lots of new jobs at your local power company! Regular citizens support the war 100%! When a drought wipes out your crops, whose fault is it? That's right, it's the sun's fault. How about all the elderly who die of heat stroke? Or all the victims of skin cancer? The nation's best and brightest fight bravely on the front line! Having a giant ball of flaming gas a mere 8 light minutes from Earth just ain't safe. It's our duty to blow it up, before it goes supernova and kills us all! Some say we're fighting an impossible battle, but with good ol' Yankee determination on our side, we can win anything!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Because I'm sitting at 299 comics, I want to use comic 300 to introduce my forum users character, although Geniu$ is nearly reaching the big 100.

I'm probably sitting at about 460 with all my accounts.

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Dad was flammable

I had thought about posting that one. Now I can stop thinking.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!