I'm non-standoffishly, but cooly, yours, so take me!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Slut.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

But in a cooly warm way, right?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Obi, it's a pleasure to have you back. We met briefly, and you gave me my first (and only) CC win.

I hope you managed to get over that midget fetish. :-)

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Dad was flammable

It's not as much a fetish as a collection.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

(But don't tell the ASPCA, or whoever it is that regulates the importation of those little bastards.)

And thank you.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

YOU? Grrr.... I'm gonna shoot the people who made that shitty box I locked you in.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Hey, I'll be in Phoenix in late June. Can you tell me your address and at what hours you won't be home?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Change bottoms to beauties. See, it's funnier.

And what the hell else are you people doing while you're posting here. I'm sitting here waiting for a reply while you're all very smoothy and steadily posting your messages. What else are you doing? What else does this web hold that has such allure to draw your attention away?

No and Yes. 11am to 4pm. Neener neener.

If you'r seriously gonna be in Phoenix in late June though, and have some time to spare, and aren't going to rob me, I will give you my address. We can hang out and I can show you my toe nail collection. (Don't get grossed out, they're not mine.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Some of us got together in March. Here are some pics. There was also an earlier get-together in Cleveland, but I don't feel like digging deep enough to find that thread.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Change bottoms to bastards to beauties. See, it's funnier.

I hope that little Freudian slip means I'm gay. Then I can avoid the marriage tax penalty.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'll be there for only a few days and I'm not sure how much time I'll have to spare while there. We're going there for my wife's graduation ceremony (University of Phoenix Online) and her folks will be in town, too, so I'll probably be stuck doing touristy stuff or drinking myself into a stupor. I'll let you know some time in June if I'll have enough time to meet you for for a drink or head or whatever.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

How cool is that. That will slow my post rate down a bit. I have to say that pic of you and gabe sitting next together, you both look like you're some bad mama jammas about to go break some legs. Put my 315 pounds in there and we'd have to replace the shocks.

Thanks for linking that.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

If you're expecting head, I'm expecting that beer.

If you think you'll have time though, I'll give you my info. I know I'm going to vegas for a couple of weeks in June, but I think it's more towards the beginning.

Boorite looks like Seth Green.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

What's your wife's degree in?

I have to run, though. Dinner bell. Catch you later.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Surviving Marriage to a Dork.

But that's just an honorary degree. Her UOP degree is in Business - Information Systems. She has already started taking classes for her MBA (Healthcare Management).

(I'm currently working on getting an Information Technology - Web Management degree at UOP.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I just checked with Mrs. wirthling and we'll be in Phoenix June 27 - 30. She says we can make some spare time Friday early or Saturday afternoon or later.

We're going to rent a Mercedes CLK430 convertible for the day on Sunday and wanted to take a scenic drive with it. Any recommendations for something scenic within a couple of hours of Phoenix?

Other than the Sunday we won't have a rental car, so if we're going to meet, it should probably be either at my hotel or somewhere near it.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

*Sticks his dick in Obi's ass while his back is turned*

*Sigh*

It is so good to see the kids getting along (wipe that thing off, D). And the prodigal returned!

Ain't gonna pee-pee in no cup
'less Nancy Reagan gonna drink it up

Lubs dat Mojo

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Obi. You motherfucker. Good to see you, man. *hug*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

*launches herself across the forum and snogs the ever living hell out of Obi*

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Nobody launched him or herself at me when I returned. *sigh*

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Welcome back, Obi.

Now let's see some damn comics!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

DexX hugs LadyJ.

Sorry, LadyJ, no launching - as heavy as I am, it would injure you. Had we not been talking on and off on ICQ, I would have welcomed you back to the forums with great enthusiasm. :)

DexX hugs ObiJo.

Welcome back, mate. You have been sorely missed. Who was it who was asking a while ago when ObiJo would be coming back? Somebody on an instant messenger service... was that you, Kajun?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Yeah, Kajun wouldn't shut up about you Obi, ever since desc came back. Me? Oh you don't know me, I came when you left, you came when I left for a few days, cos this site wasn't working for me. Everyone loves me dearly (not the tobor way)

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.