This here is a scary page on a scary site made by a scary man:
Down the very bottom of this page are some images of his firetrap... uh, church... and his own very frightening visage. Use one or more of these images, plus any other pics you feel like, to make something fun...
Wussy rule #1: I am sure this kind of thing is protected by law as being parody and what-not, but just in case this guy finds out about this (and he is a true psycho - this is the guy currently litigating against JrnymnNate's father) I don't want your images to be too extreme. Be creative, be funny, but try to limit the obscenity level to something that would make your grandmother blush, rather than prompting her to vomit.
Wussy rule #2: In regards to the children in those pics, no obscenity at all, please. I would prefer you to limit your efforts to the adults, but if a gag requires the kids (whose life is hard enough, having that guy for a father) don't be too nasty with them.
That said, go nuts.
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