This here is a scary page on a scary site made by a scary man:

http://www.onenessapostolic.org/audio/index.html

Down the very bottom of this page are some images of his firetrap... uh, church... and his own very frightening visage. Use one or more of these images, plus any other pics you feel like, to make something fun...

[u]Wussy rule #1[/u]: I am sure this kind of thing is protected by law as being parody and what-not, but just in case this guy finds out about this (and he is a true psycho - this is the guy currently litigating against JrnymnNate's father) I don't want your images to be too extreme. Be creative, be funny, but try to limit the obscenity level to something that would make your grandmother blush, rather than prompting her to vomit.

[u]Wussy rule #2[/u]: In regards to the children in those pics, no obscenity at all, please. I would prefer you to limit your efforts to the adults, but if a gag requires the kids (whose life is hard enough, having that guy for a father) don't be too nasty with them.

That said, go nuts.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

apparently the tora bora caves have been situated in north carolina all along. military intelligence, the ultimate oxymoron

too much? depends on your personal view i suppose. i suspect mr winter's personal view will be that that was way below the belt

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Two entries in, and I am already falling off my chair laughing... Fuck those two are good!

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OMG it's Steve W-----! LOL

I blanked out his name so that it won't show up in search engines... should protect us from him finding it.

...exactly why I never mentioned his name. Let's hope he never searches for his domain name...

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Dad was flammable

His new sanctuary has bongos.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Dad was flammable

dammit, i thought of doing that one and now im pissed that i didnt

damn lazy bastard!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Excellent Fuzz!

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Dad was flammable

fuzzyman kinda beat me to it, but what the hell.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ow, ow, ow... sore stomach muscles...

Hey, Nate, where's your entry?

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My trial version of PSP is expired and my internet connection on my PC is off, so I havn't had that chance. My dad has a registerd version of PSP, so I'll get that but I probably won't get any pics in any time soon for judging. Make no mistake, I'll get around to it.

Fuck! Judging!

Urrrmmm... well, make it officially three days from when I posted the rules, but I may stretch it out if people keep posting images as good as the ones done so far (assuming nobody objects to it extending a little bit).

We'll see...

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ZZ Top unveil their newest member.

Oh, Christ in a Bucket! I go to preview mine and there is Kramers! Dammit!!!

Looks like we used the same pic :-)

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

An interesting fact about ZZ Top is that the guy who didn't have a beard is called Steve Beard.

A somewhat better-known fact is that the guy's name is Frank Beard.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

My bad.

Best contest ever.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet