I didn't make this comic for the contest, but as soon as I made it I realized it complies with all the rules, so I'm going to enter it, anyway.

A Royally Annoying Comic by Scyess 6-08-02

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"Old" is the old new.

Anyone who has ever read any of my comics will know that there isn't a chance in hell I could make a comic that isn't based on some kind of tragedy.

Sorry.

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Dad was flammable

CC 123: Final Assembly by kaufman 6-08-02

Before we dismiss school for the summer, it's time for Vice-Principal Romero and me to hand out awards. As you know, there are many awards to give, both because it boosts your self-esteem, but also because our salaries are based on how many we give out. The Mathematics Prize goes to Danny Walker, the Social Studies Prize to Susan Wisher, Basketball King to Larry Henderson ... Best Doodles to Darrel Mason. Staying in line, Li Chu Huang, Best Nose-Picking to Jane Anderson. Best Pronunciation of the Letter B: Amy Witt.. Smallest Shoes, Kevin O'Malley. Memorable Show and Tell, Ronny Peebles. Best Third-Grader Whose Great Uncle Has a Metal Plate in his Head, Jane Zimmer. Creative Graffiti, Patty Sheehan. Least Incontinant: Lauren DiFazio. Least Likely to Spontaneously Combust: There's a 457-way tie. YOU ALL WIN!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC123 - Bad Taste In Boxing by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 6-08-02

Im coming for you Lennox , im gonna eat your children. Im gonna tear out your heart. Mike , either put up or shut up. 8 Rounds Later I love you Lennox. Youre the best boxer ever. Now i can go back to my career as a Serial Rapist ...as soon as we finish our rematch. Mike , you took my best shots for 8 rounds and you stood up to them man. Im offering you my mom as you next victim. BOOYAKASHA!

Theyre both happy all the way through , because theyre both getting paid multi millions of dollars to beat each other up.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

This one I did a while ago might just qualify ...

When the Cinnamon Roll is Called Up Yonder by Namgubed 12-18-01

I finished weedin' and I'm almost done fertilizin' yer garden. That's great, Rube. Come on in and have another bran muffin.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

CC123: when in doubt... by Mr_Jass 6-08-02

Hey cool, I've got my weight down! Everyone will be proud! Not only that, but I won Comic Contest 122!

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Not that anyone would ever use it again, but a toaster icon would have been nice when I was making this one.

CC 123: Not-Very-Handymen by Scyess 6-09-02

Toasters are wierd. Look... you put bread in... ...then 2 minutes later, toast comes out! Where does the bread go? Exactly! Wierd.

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"Old" is the old new.

CC 123 : Summer Fun by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 6-10-02

Fed up with your children saying theres nothing to do during school holidays? WHEEEEEEEEEEE PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY! Give them the gift that keeps on giving this summer. WHEEEEEEEEEEE PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY! Prozac Junior WHEEEEEEEEEEE PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

93.7% of my fantastic comics are tragedy free. just like this one....

06 by Little_Sqirrel 1-30-02

Is the only reason you wear long sleevs all the time so you can cover up all the scars where you cut your arms to bleed because it makes you feel better and puts some fun in your pathetic little life its actually because it's cold out

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

I made this comic for two reasons. One, I was really hoping that one of the comics I read earlier would end with "Maple Syrup" and two, I thought maybe I could beat the lines "Weeeeee" and "Play play play".

CC: 123 Yay. by A_Chicka 6-10-02

Maple syrup!

I was wrong.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

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Anyone who has ever read any of my comics will know that there isn't a chance in hell I could make a comic that isn't based on some kind of tragedy.

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Personally, I don't think a joke is funny unless someone dies.

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That's not funny. The fashion biz spends billions making guys feel like color-blind retarded apes....

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What others say about boorite!

CC 123: Positively pedantic by NeoVid 6-10-02

Dr Pedantic, why are you the only academic I know who looks happy all the time? That can be explained in one word: "Crack."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 123: Let's all Sing the Happy Song! by kaufman 6-10-02

Happiness is a warm gun!

CC 123: Let's all Sing the Happy Song! by kaufman 6-10-02

Happiness is a warm gun!

CC 123: Let's all Sing the Happy Song! by kaufman 6-10-02

When I hold you... ...in my arms, And I feel my finger... ...on your trigger, I know nobody can do me no harm because ...

CC 123: Let's all Sing the Happy Song! by kaufman 6-10-02

Happiness is a warm gun!

Happiness is a winning, yes it is, comic!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 123: Stealing everything I see by Ranma_X. 6-10-02

Well...I'm off to play an angry neighbor in an Adam Sandler movie! Patrick Swayze?

Don't forget the other crap I posted earlier in the thread.

-Ranma X.

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

CC 123: Who said getting in was hard? by BigEvilDan 6-10-02

I have devoted my life to helping others and improving society. You may enter Heaven, my son. I believe in You, and have followed Your word all my life. You may enter Heaven, my son. I can burp the alphabet. You may enter Heaven, my son.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC123: Minimalist Mardi Gras by crabby 6-10-02

Is this one compliant?

Actually, I don't think it is because of boorite's comment in the second panel.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

No, I love large deposits.

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(you owe me one, Lara.)

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What others say about boorite!

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No, I love large deposits.
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(you owe me one, Lara.)

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CC 123: The Gift of the Magi by kaufman 6-11-02

Merry Christmas, Gabe. I sold all my pants to buy you a comb. Merry Christmas, Boorite. I sold all my hair to buy you a belt. I love you so much! Let's go in and have some egg nog.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC123: The Great Thing About Yeast Infections by fuzzyman 6-12-02

Thomas! Good news! I have a yeast infection! Yes! That's wonderful news! Is it in yet? Three pounds of dough, my dear! And that's where Thomas' English Muffins came from. Yum! I love them nooks and crannies.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Kaufman, have you been spying on Gabe and me? Because, damn!

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What others say about boorite!

Yeah, I suck.

CC 123: A Sorry Attempt by discodawg 6-12-02

How are you today? Meh. How are you? Can't complain. Wow. I am all of the sudden so much happier than I was in the last panel. Amen to that, brother.