We are celebrating two special occasions:

In about 15 minutes, it will be the 226th birthday of a country that is one of the leading exporters of stripcreator regulars. And in about 15 minutes, it will stop being the zeroeth birthday of some snazzy new prehistoric art on the site. So let's mix them up and do the obvious:

[list][*]Use at least one of the new characters. That is, one of the characters in the submitted category, from ghost on down.
[*]Use at least one of the kofightclub Union characters.
[*]Reference someone's or something's birthday.
[*]To be eligible to win, you must provide in this thread more than zero comics, and fewer than 226. Series are welcome.
[*]Judging will be sometime Monday night stripcreator time.[/list]

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DragonXero might have a bit of trouble with that rule.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

CC 129: Relatively Lucky by BigEvilDan 7-03-02

There's no way we're going to defeat this rampaging monster! I got engaged last night, I'm wearing my lucky clover underpants, and it's my birthday. I've got fate on my side, so no-- ***SPLAT!*** Damn, there's something stuck in my toes. Why does bad stuff like this always happen on my birthday?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 129: Ghost of a Chance by BigEvilDan 7-03-02

So you've returned, one year after I poisoned your birthday cake. Stay back, I'm warning you! Ooh, what are you going to do? Make me more dead?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 129 : Do-You-Think-He-Saw-Us? by the_rew 7-04-02

Today is the 10th birthday of the film "Jurassic Park" Who'd have thought it? I remember my part in it... Rarrrrrr! Turn the light off! Turn it off, you stupid fucking bitch! One question...that guy on the toilet... what was it like eating him and his feces encrusted bottom? It did grow a bit tedious after the sixth take...

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

CC129 - I really wanted a train set by kramer_vs_kramer 7-04-02

It was my birthday yesterday. A pretty shit one by all accounts. How I wish I had a received a lovely gift like this blue plastic union general on a horse. Kajun didn't even have it in the goodness of his heart to grant me a CC win. Therefore I have made arrangements to ensure victory in this one. Jura sic man, Kramer!

Next Year We're Going to the Renaissance Fair by israphael 7-04-02

Hey, long time no see. How's the family? How is your grandfather doing? Funny you should ask. We thought we'd do something special for his birthday, so we took him to one of those Civil War reenactments. Of course the old guy is getting a bit senile. So when the troops started advancing he went berserk. He ate half the Confederate army before we could stop him. What the Fuck? CHARGE! Yup, he got really sick. They're right, you know... You can't keep Old Dixie down.

I'm a proper southern gentleman so I could not in good conscience use those Damn Yankees in my strip. (Plus I couldn't pass up the punchline.)

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

CC 129 : Extinction - At Last the Truth! by the_rew 7-04-02

Noah! The flood waters are rising, and there's not enough room for all the animals! Yes I suppose we are taking the "two of each kind" rule a bit too literally. Not to worry, I have a simple solution... Lose the Dinosaurs

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Fuck, forgot the Birthday rule....

erm, imagine the Triceratops says "And to think. Today's my birthday!"

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

And I had just made this one too... you have to guess which dinosaur's birthday it is. Yes....that's right...

CC 129 : Jurassic Farce by the_rew 7-04-02

Using advanced DNA cloning techniques, we here at Jurrassic Park have managed to recreate the most terrible creatures that have ever walked the Earth

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

I had a fantastic, contest-winning idea for this contest this afternoon. I fucking forgot it. I am annoyed about that.

In it's place, I bring you this piece of crap:

The real reason dinosaurs became extinct, by DexX 7-04-02

Come on, it's my birthday! Just read a couple of my comics! Oh, all right... Damned rules compliance...

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Magnificent bastards abound.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

CC 129 : Birthday rules are annoying by the_rew 7-04-02

Saving little Billy's birthday party... When there's something strange... ...In your neighbourhood.... Who you gonna call? Wooooooo!

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

CC 128 : Dino-Rod's Birthday Party by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 7-04-02

Man , what a party. Thanks for setting this up man. No probs man. I mean , if i cant organise a birthday party for my best friend , whats the point of being here. HEY! A fireworks display as well. Damn , how on earth did you manage that? We havent even invented Gunpowder. Errr , i didnt organise a fireworks display. I think thats a meteori........ Yes ,thats right captain. The scouts said sending a meteor with "Hello from Mars" was the best way to make contact. Permission to wedgie them captain?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC 128 - Birthday Dance Time by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 7-04-02

A-Ga-Doo-Doo-Doo push Pineapple shake the tree.

Clearly theres no Union Soldier , thus this isnt rules compliant.

but fuck it. If i included him , it wouldnt have been funny.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

NaE: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds? LITSWD? by ObiJo 7-05-02

They say it's your birthday! Dunna nunna nunna nuh! It's my birthday too! Yeah? They've got a singing ghost batting second, boys! But not to worry! He's no match for our 10-foot Lithuanian bunnyman. Now let's swim the Atlantic, hurdle Jesus, and claim our rightful victory! Though it's commonly associated with the Vietnam War, few know of LSD's prevalence during the Civil War. I didn't know we had a bunnyman. Me either.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

CC 129: Pre-historic Factoid by Scyess 7-05-02

Okay, again! Ready, go! Ha! Won again! Now you have to buy me lunch! Okay, again! Ready, go! Ha! Won again! Now you have to give me a massage on my birthday! One Reason Palentologists Find Little Pre-Historic Evidence of T-Rexes Gambling at Rock-Paper-Scissors grrr... ready, GO! Darn, rock again! How did you know? Ha! Scissors again! Now you have to mow my lawn!

...'cause, you see, they only have two fingers...

Ah, fuck it.

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"Old" is the old new.

DragonXero might have a bit of trouble with that rule.

Thus, I shall do as I had done before the last contest and not enter.
Hurtful bitch.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

DragonXero might have a bit of trouble with that rule.

Thus, I shall do as I had done before the last contest and not enter.
Hurtful bitch.

CC 129? Some funny.... by Bazilla 7-05-02

How do you kill a circus? ... Aim for the juggler! ... Oh, and it was the juggler's birthday...

This guy look's like he was made to tell jokes...

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Bazilla is correct. That lizard has a strangely "Rodney Dangerfield" look to it.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

What's wrong with you people? Why hasn't anyone posted this yet?

CC129: Tribute to allenhenderson by evil_d 7-05-02

Well I guess this ferocious dinosaur, which the South has cloned to fight for their side, is going to tear me limb from limb and then devour me. That seems the only logical outcome of this cartoon. Happy birthday!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC129: Tribute to evil_s's tribute to allenhenderson... by DexX 7-05-02

Well I guess this ferocious dinosaur, which the South has cloned to fight for their side, is going to tear me limb from limb and then devour me. That seems the only logical outcome of_this_cartoon. Happy birthday! GAH! *CHOMP!* Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me...

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CC 129 - Better Than Socks by DMSO 7-05-02

December 25th Having your birthday on Christmas Day sucks. You'd hope at least to get some half-decent presents to make up for it. But all I got was this tablecloth and a shitty toy soldier.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

CC 129: Brought to You by... by Scyess 7-05-02

Every year on my birthday, I try to quit smoking. But even thinking about it, I get cravings I can't deny... You can't resist the urge to smell like a fire at a shit factory! The fun part of lung cancer is the incessant, painful coughing! You love being sequestered outside or into designated areas! Aha! Caught ya! Get yer ass ready for some good ol' fashioned stimulus-response! That is, until I got my "Little Blue Guy" anti_smoking_system! If he catches you smoking, he sodomizes you with his bayonett! See the urges to smoke vanish in minutes! "Little Blue Guy": Try it today!

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"Old" is the old new.