comic number 78,000 is mine! I lined up 8 comics in a row and waited for 77,992 to roll around before submitting them and it worked!

evil_d killed my aunt edna by ObiJo 7-19-02

Nothing funny about that people.

Better luck next time!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Geek.

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This is not my empire.

HAH! *I* have comic 77777!

77777!!!!!!!!!! by jools 7-17-02

Hey... Where're the hookers?

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

77777, ya that's great.

Must be proud of that one. *chuckle*

Ooo, I just remembered! I have comic 69524! Do I get a ticker tape parade! AHAHAHAHA!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Let's relive some great memories.

10000

10K Letdown by gabe_billings 3-17-01

So this is the 10,000th comic, huh? Yup. Somehow I thought there'd be a little more fanfare. What the hell were you expecting? Fireworks and a ticker tape parade? I dunno. Some hookers, at least. C'mon. I'll buy you a waffle.

20000

Twenty thousand strips... like, wow. by DexX 6-01-01

All right, the final question... this is for one million small, hard, green things... Are you ready DexX? Yes, I'm ready Eddie. Okay, the question is... How much of a loser would you have to be to try to come up with a comic idea for the sole purpse of making strip number twenty-thousand? Uhhh.... I'm not sure, Eddie... I think I'll have to call a friend... *riiinnng riiinnng* *riiinnng riiinnng* I can't believe he picked a creature with no hands to be his lifeline. What a fucking loser.

30000

TOBOR's commercial: take 2 by Spankling 8-06-01

Misogyny brand douche presents, A Family Affair My honey, the trees no longer wilt as you approach. Have you been using my Misogyny brand douche? Yes mom! It taste great and men can't get enough of me! By the way, does dad actually know about the clitoris? I'm afraid not honey, but let me give you another bit of advice. Ted, our mail man, has a tongue like an anaconda and knows how to use it. Don't I know it! Well, I gotta go. I'm meeting someone special. Thanks again mom! RAAAARRR! TOBOR WILL SPLIT YOU IN TWO!

40000

Forty Thousand and All's Well by gabe_billings 10-21-01

Another milestone reached, eh? At least you didn't spend hours sitting at your PC like a dork, waiting for this one. What do you mean? I've been here since Tuesday. You're pathetic. That's what they said about Columbus. That made absolutely no sense. They didn't even have computers back then. What am I, a fucking historian? Aren't there some goats you should be fucking or something?

50000

Why I Hate Comic #50,000 by dcomposed 1-03-02

This was made on 01-04-02. Before the zombie character! OMGH4X Anyway, comic number 50,000 on my first week here, go me.

60000

[Click to view comic: 'Little Timmy rides again. 1;3']

69524

[Click to view comic: 'Leer Icks']

70000

[Click to view comic: 'Bloody hell']

Apparently us dorks aren't doing too good a job of scoring the big'uns.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

80,000

my fuggin life by scuba3000 7-30-02

DING!!! DONG!!! uhhhm, you've been ringin my bell since i opened it... OH HEY!! YEAH MAN!! sorry whoa, yeah man, i wasn't sure if you REALLY opened the door... can i help you? ....oh yeah, i'm your neighbor Herbert and i live downstairs, you know next to the laundry room and i heard word that you gotta roach for a roomate... he's cool, so far the living situation has been cool, he's pretty clean and takes care of himself pretty well and... YEAH YEAH YEAH! it must be sooo kafka-esque, you know, META-MORPHOSIS!!! fuckin trippy story, yeah i once thought i was a roach too, except a roach you smooooke, heh Heh HEHEHEH! fuckin wild man...

90,000

Doom Comes To Us All by davedave 9-25-02

we are squirrels squirrels are mighty nail your head, human! how can we resist them? i'm already dead, you moron...

***100,000***

100,000 Cmoics! by gabe_billings 11-05-02

What's up? Victory is mine! You realize you spelled 'comics' wrong, right? Well, shit.

200,000

Why I Hate Comic #200000 by dcomposed 12-22-03

This probably isn't it.

***250,000***

Party Time by niteowl 9-09-04

God, are you there? Yes, my child. What do you want now? Were you at my house last night? No, why would I be at your house? Because I heard my mommy and daddy screaming your name and I figured you were there partying with them in their bedroom. I wasn't there but I heard everyone else came though.

300,000

[Click to view comic: 'how'd he hear the doorbell?']

400,000

[Click to view comic: '666.41']

***500,000***

[Click to view comic: 'Half a Million Motherfucking Comics']

600,000

[Click to view comic: '600,000']

700,000

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

***750,000***

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

800,000

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

900,000

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

******1,000,000!!!******

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Brad's promising a car to the author of the one-millionth strip!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

HA:

**************10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000**************

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

The beginning:

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eat pie, and curry too

Comic Number 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! by ObiJo 7-20-02

So I says to the transmogrificator, "1000111 111000 1100!" 101 101! 0011 110010 001?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.