Here's a few strips I made inspired by Fuzzy telling me on IRC several weeks ago about his new job:

The adventures of Fuzzyman - Email Supervisor - Part 1 by kramer_vs_kramer 7-09-02

"Dearest HotGrrl2@aol.com, I watch you every day. You don't know me, but we are destined to be together. I love you with every fibre of my bieng." "SEND? Y/N" Hold on buddy, I don't think you want to send that email. Ack! Fuzzyman- email supervisor! I swear, it's all just a big prank! I'm not really a serial stalker. I swear- I never touched her! No no no, that's not what's up. You spelt 'being' wrong. Now this girl, is she hot?

The adventures of Fuzzyman - Email Supervisor - Part 2 by kramer_vs_kramer 7-30-02

"Dear McDonalds. I hate your food with every bone in my body. Tonight, all your restaurants will BURN! Your moron staff will perish in my flames of justice!" Hold on chum, I don't think you want to send that email. Egad! Fuzzyman- email supervisor! I swear, I'm just joshing. I'm not really going to burn down McDonalds and slaughter countless innocents! Don't tell the feds! Huh? Oh, don't worry. I was just going to ask you to send that to Burger King while you're at it. I bloody hate them!

Only three letters can sum up my reaction to these...

LOL!

Oh, how they've brought a smile to my face!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Ah, the classic kramer_vs_kramer one-joke series... Love them!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"I dont think you want to do that"

Its like every series is based on the same joke from the same Harry Enfield Character.

if he starts a new one and the guy shouts "ONLY ME" , the secret will be out.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Decepticons?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"I dont think you want to do that"

Its like every series is based on the same joke from the same Harry Enfield Character.

if he starts a new one and the guy shouts "ONLY ME" , the secret will be out.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

The Adventures of Fuzzyman - Email Supervisor - Part 3 by gabe_billings 7-30-02

Dear wirthling, You suck ass. If the word 'fuckstick' was in the dictionary, there'd be a picture of you next to it. I hope you fall down a manhole, you fuck. Hold on chief, I don't think you want to send that email. Balls! Fuzzyman- email supervisor! I swear, I meant to send him the joke of the day! I don't really hate wirthling! Oh, no. That's not the problem. It's just that we can't send anthrax in an email attachment, can we? So let's just go find an envelope.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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"I dont think you want to do that"

Its like every series is based on the same joke from the same Harry Enfield Character.

if he starts a new one and the guy shouts "ONLY ME" , the secret will be out.

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The Adventures of Fuzzyman - E-Mail Project Manager - Part 4 by fuzzyman 7-30-02

You need my help, Mr. E-Mail Project Manager? I'm tuning our spam filter. From your home e-mail account, send me an e-mail where the word PENIS is repeated about fifty times. You're trying to get me fired, aren't you? Dang!

Title changed lest a co-worker sees my comics and thinks I have delusions of grandeur.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I could not keep myself from contributing to this mutli-author series.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

What a stupid newbie am I. This should work much better.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

OK. One more for good measure.

The Adventures Of Fuzzyman - E-Mail Project Manager Part 8 by Smarmulus 8-01-02

To: Cowboy2 @lamecomics.com. Them rotot turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves. Uh-oh, it's Fuzzyman E-Mail Project Manager What the fuck are you typing about?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

See, what you\\\'ve done there is effectively take my idea, but remove all the humour.

Let the newbie cornholing begin.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You dont know how badly Ive wanted to hear someone say that...

Wait! Im a newbie!

Oh dear...

(NB: Ive left out the apostrophises as I think their absence is easier to cope with than multiple dashing lines.)

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Many ha-has to kramer.

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What others say about boorite!

OK. Here's a little variety for ya...

The Adventures Of Fuzzyman - E-Mail Project Manager Part 9 by Smarmulus 8-02-02

Enter Peter Principal, boss of Fuzzyman E-Mail Project Manager... Fuzzyman, I need you to work overtime helping us change our physical LAN. We're going to switch over to a strict bus topology. But sir, there are over 700 users on this LAN. And your point is?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

If one man laughs the whole world laughs with him, or not...

damn mispelling idiot...
that should be Banyan...
and you can forget about me knowing how to spell recession...

MEMO TO SELF: Buy a fucking dictionary!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Hey, this is pretty good. This is pretty good.

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Little did I know that snakebites were poisonous. Even littler of did I know that I'm allergic to penicillin. That was just not my day...

The adventure continues.

The Adventures Of Fuzzyman - E-Mail Project Manager Part 11 by Smarmulus 8-05-02

I can't get this damn e-mail to work. I'd better find Fuzzyman E-Mail Project Manager. What seems to be the problem? My e-mail isn't working. I have no idea what's wrong. Did you break it or something? Well, what happens after you type in your password? I've forgotten my password. Is that important?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

This series no longer has anything to do with Fuzzyman. It has deviated into a series about my experiences as an employee in the computer field. Several have contributed to this series. It would be nice if others wanted to add to it, to keep it a community series.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Forgive me, father, for I have sinned... I tried to write for Fuzzyman...

The Adventures Of Fuzzyman - E-Mail Project Manager Part 13 by mutsje2000 8-06-02

To: Network Admin F. Man. i am tryin 2 get my account 2 wrk, but its not loggin in. To: Fuckwit # 1. Your account password has been changed to "colonmuncher" which I thought was more appropriate. To: Network Admin F. Man. Y u change my pswrd? i didnt ask u 2. ill report u 4 abusin ur admin privliges! u r fukked!!111 To: Fuckwit # 1. If you report me for abusing my admin priviliges, I'll report you for the contents of your account. Now... who's your daddy? To: Network Admin F. Man. ur my dady... To: Fuckwit # 1. That's better. Now, let's talk about the picture with the donkey and the carrot... Did you have a disturbed childhood?

... I will leave my penance in the hands of fellow strip writers...

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

Utter, utter pish.

Kramer, it's like someone just shat on your grave.

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Dad was flammable

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Utter, utter pish.

Kramer, it's like someone just shat on your grave.

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I recall a guy who left for a new job. He had to change his password and give it to one of the administrative ladies before he left. He changed the password to EATMEBITCH.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.