Sometimes i'm so funny, it just makes me wanna make out with myself somehow.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=90883

Pretty good man, pretty good.

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I hate candy, but I like your strips. Funny stuff.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I like it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Made me laugh man .. pretty funny.

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I had a pet chicken once , his name was Bill, we were good friends. Damn that Colonel , damn him to hell!

You...HATE candy? IF you hate candy, then there is no place for you in the socialist utopia that I will create.

Genius. Two thumbs up a leprechaun's ass.

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

Skull fucking good! Well... better than a bite on the tootsie pop at least.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

THAT LEPRECHAUN WAS ME FATHER, YE DIRTY WEE BASTARD!!

Always after me lucky charms!

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T-Dogg...

Hah!

HahaHa!

Upon instruction from someone else on this forum,
I will now post the rest of my comics Here in this
thread instead of making a new post for every one.
It was fun while it lasted but the madness is over.
Farewell, madness. I love you.

Ocular churning 101 by Zamboro 9-26-02

I know what you're thinking. . . .you're thinking "I wish someone would skull-fuck me!" Actually no, that thought never entered my mind! Well. . . .something is about to!!

Too big for YOU, maybe, but for ME..... by Zamboro 9-26-02

Did you hear? Microsoft's next console is the "Sex Box". The "Sex Box"?? The focus group testing seems to suggest it'll be a flop I dunno, it sounds pretty sweet to me IT seems all the men complained that the hole was designed too big. Not too big for MY raging girth.

Jolly Rancher commercial waiting to happen by Zamboro 9-26-02

Crap, my girlfreind is mad at me and I don't know why! girl.....friend? Yeah. I was thinking I'd write her a poem, or serenade her, or buy her some sapphire earrings. Yesss...that could work... . . . . OR you could do what I do, and drill a hole in a watermelon.

You touch my candy, I cut you. by Zamboro 9-29-02

You know what bugs me to this day? That old Tootsie Pop commercial. You know, where the kid asks how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. And then THE OWL EATS IT. What a fucking prick! The kid shoulda been all like "GOD DAMNIT OWL THAT WAS MY LAST FUCKING TOOTSIE POP! The kid just asked a simple question, "How many licks does it take". He never said "Slather your filthy bird-tongue all over my precious candy", did he? What has the world come to, that some asshat owl can steal your candy and eat it right in front of you?? Mister Turtle wasn't like that, though. He's cool with me. T-dogg is still my homeslice. But Professor Owl has got to go. Come to think of it, I bet he wasn't even a real professor.

Shit, where did I put that receipt.... by Zamboro 9-30-02

The day I bought an XBox.... Honey, I can explain.... Sellout. I know I said I'd never get one, but people change. No matter what you say, I'm keeping it. Suit yourself. But if you keep it, I'll never touch 'it', period. The XBox? Think again.

[Click to view comic: 'Kraft "Easy Mack"']

[Click to view comic: 'The powder in those kool aid packets aint for drinkin'.']

FYI:

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/help/index.html

And I like the comics.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I made a new comic. Gimme a gold star.

I've seen some pretty hot veggies in my time... by Zamboro 10-02-02

Man, those Olsen Twins are hot. I wish I was 17 again so our freaky, nasty love wouldn't be forbidden. Dude, back when you were 17, those girls weren't even born yet! . . . . They weren't even fetuses! They were various veggies and meats that their parents consumed and converted into sperm and eggs. I'd hit that.

YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!

Dammit, it was the Easy Mack one that got me.

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Needs more sodomy.

Zamboro: proof that not all newbies suck.

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HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAASJASDJJIW*$*##d#u'

That Easy Mac comic makes this one nastier.

Eye to Eye by Spankling 10-01-02

I like cheese. I don't want to hear about it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Zamboro goes in my favorites because of the Easy Mac strip. I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF.

Seriously...if you find it, please let me know. I hope someone gets it before Tobor does.

(Sorry about the tobor joke...I just had to.)

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Zamboro goes on my favorites list because of the tootsie pop one. I laughed for like 12 minutes.

I strive to please, both here AND in the sack!

By the way, Rambozo and Zamboro are both me. I use two names...TO CONFUSE MY ENEMIES!

Or to be a pain in the ass? Just kidding. As long as it doesn't get out of control like that BennSubBio4_enemaMakkm7 ass.

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*nod* Pretty good.

New comic. You have much to teach us, wise robots...but tell me...what is love?

Robots tell terrible jokes. I can't be blamed for that. by Zamboro 10-02-02

I don't get it....today I was making out with Maura, and when things started to get steamy, I touched her boob. and she SLAPPED me! Maybe she needed to be pushed. You know....down the stairs...? The wierd part is, sometimes she lets me touch 'em, and sometimes she slaps me if I even try! Hahahaha I just thought of something! Really? What? "Random Access Mammary"