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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Dumbledore. We hardly knew ye.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

But, but...

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"Get laid, get pissed, move on."
--Richard Harris

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It says here he's still going to be making Harry Potter and the Prisoner of something or other in 2004. If they actually have his cadaver playing the part, I might actually go to see that piece of shit.

Sure. Hollow him out, fit him up with some animatonics. Piece of cake.

Why does he need a piece of cake if he's dead?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Can I have his cake?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Can I have his chocolate frog?

Can I have his Every-Flavoured Bean?

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

I dreamed my first wife and I were watching Harry Potter on TV in some student union kind of building, and the subtitles were showing even though the sound was on, and I was reading them aloud in a Southern US accent, and my first wife complained that this was distracting and childish, which totally pissed me off.

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Hmm, I believe you watching Harry Potter in a building symbolizes your willingness to let people know that you like things that are normally characterized as "for children."

Furthermore, that you were reading the subtitles in a Southern accent is symbolic of your desire to act "childish."

That your wife complains indicates that you fear her disapproval. At the same time, you are "pissed off" because you oppose these norms placed upon you by society.

Hey, if you want a REAL psychoanalysis, go tell this to your psychiatrist! :-P

Well?

Can I have his chocolate frog?

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Hey, if you want a REAL psychoanalysis, go tell this to your psychiatrist! :-P

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This was Richard's favorite comic.....

*Sniff!*

Devin is a Jungian hack, but I am a Freudian god of analysis.

The building is an obvious phallic symbol. That you were watching a children's movie inside the building means that you are a pedophile.

The Southern accent is an obvious allusion to Tennessee Williams, meaning that you're gay.

Your wife's complaining means that you hate women.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

You are NOT a god of Freudian analysis.

Nowhere did you mention his desire to kill his father and bed his mother. :-P

If they ever make a spoof of Harry Potter, IT should be...Harry Pothead He goes to the school of Potheads and Joint-Making. Learns some snuff. Kills Chief constable Volbamtort and fucks off. Now THAT is a film.

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Nober-(Verb)Noberer,Nobering,Nobered. A strange hatered for welsh people.

If?
My god! I've seen hundreds!

But what about porn movies based on Harry Potter?

I thought they were porn movies.

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Why aren't there pornographic Harry Potter characters?

They would give me an erection the size of my homeland of Austria!

Blad is love.

Word, Johannes.

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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.