new art by dcomposed 10-25-02

Hey, I'd like to buy some white skin. $43.

arty art by dcomposed 10-25-02

I'm pregnant! Never to late to use a rubber.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

new characters by boinky33 10-25-02

new art by boinky33 10-25-02

Boinky33 smells. *ERASE!* I was only kidding!!!!!!!!! Tough break.

looney toons by boinky33 10-25-02

It's duck season! It's rabbit season! It's duck season! It's rabbit season! It's duck season! It's rabbit season!

Okay! by boinky33 10-25-02

I want some pussy! Okay. Meow! Son........of..........a.........bitch!

kaddar = kick ass by Mr_Jass 10-25-02

Hey, why isn't Mr_Jass drawing in a background or some non-defualt characters? I heard his drawing utensil was destroyed. Can I see it? Sure, it's over there.

Tragedy, Comedy, and Drama all in one comic (maybe this one) by Mr_Jass 10-25-02

Hi, I'm a cow, and I'm new to SC. A cow? What are you doing here? Well, I was hired to be in comics with a big floating head in them. Apparantly, there'll be sexual themes to them. Are you taking MY job, you fucking paper-thin twat? Let's put aside our anger and buttfuck Brad's lawn gnome. Deal.

This Comic Is Racist Against Blacks by Mr_Jass 10-25-02

Iraqaphobia by Mr_Jass 10-25-02

In election news, Saddam Hussien gained 87 percent of the popular vote, thus making him dictator again... 87 percent of the vote? I was the only one on the ballot! Where'd the other 13 percent go? one month ago Today Iraq conquered and annexed Florida. This... is CNN.

SNM-1 and SNM-2 by Mr_Jass 10-25-02

lets be the have sexes understood or we could the be having destroy all of earthlings and for us taking possesions of they understood which are your preference be? sexes.

[Click to view comic: 'FF7 in a nutshell']
[Click to view comic: 'The two greatest of the world's evils collide']

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

PONG by BigEvilDan 10-26-02

Mario by BigEvilDan 10-26-02

I knew I shouldn't have touched that magic mushroom.

Free At Last by BigEvilDan 10-26-02

At last, I've escaped from Kaufman's grasp! No more puns! Now I just need to make a feline to the train station, steal a boarding puss, and-- ...just as I was going to look for him, he ran through the door and jumped right into my arms. Awwww....

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Holiday Spirit by BigEvilDan 10-26-02

I hate Halloween. It cheapens my whole profession. I hear ya, pal.

And for those too lazy to think up their own jokes:

Stripcreator For Dummies: A Guide To Kaddar's Characters by BigEvilDan 10-26-02

I'm going to have many encounters with the priest. I'm a pussy. I rhyme with fuck. I'm full of bullshit. I throw poo at things. I'm sub_m7's new best friend.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

YELLOW BORADRS: BY KADDAR by ry0ry0 10-26-02

hi welcome to the zzt party here is a joke WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? OH IT DOESN'T MATTER, JUST GET ME SOME DAMNED VODKA what do you call a zzt game that sucks 4ever? WHAT THE FUCK IS ZZT? AND WHERE'S MY VODKA? "stupid rpg" hahaha JESUS CHRIST WHAT A FAG

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the anal cabaret is open for business

Pass overthrown by boorite 10-26-02

I wonder if my lipstick matches your penis. Do you think Jill finds me attractive?

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What others say about boorite!

Plans by BigEvilDan 10-26-02

It's an interesting invasion plan, George. I'll uh... take it under consideration. The skull is there 'cause the bear ate Saddam.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

*dies laughing*

Consoling the bird by boorite 10-26-02

I'm just a bird in a gilded cage... No, you're not. You're a bird in a cage of brass-plated zinc alloy.

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What others say about boorite!

These are all excellent.

Especially Jass' FF7 in a nutshell and BED's Plans.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Frustrations of Internet Games by Bazilla 10-27-02

A/S/L? 8/M/Texas Pawn to H 8 Other Player has left, do you wish to play again?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

HAHAHA, that is so true.

Shake well, hold can 15 centimetres away and spray by kramer_vs_kramer 10-26-02

So yeah, my name's Kelly, and I major in Science at the local college. Well, it's nice to meet you Kelly, and HOLY SHIT! You've got a massive fucking hump growing out your back! I know, I was born with it, and there's nothing the doctors can do about it. You fucking freak! You're like the hunchback in that fucking cartoon with the bells! The bells! You fucking weirdo. So, how about a shag, then?

Looney Toons Physics by KajunFirefly 10-28-02

Tho I thays "Them rotor turbineths aint gonna generate gravitonths by themthelveths buthster!" Ha ha What the fuck are you talking about, Doc?

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Dad was flammable

Looney Tunes Physics II by kaufman 10-28-02

I tawt I taw a wotor tuwbine genewating gwavitons by itself. Ha, ha. Sheeeeeeeee.... I did, I did taw a wotor tuwbine genewating gwavitons by itself!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Next will be the questions "Wanna Cyber?"

Other than that, Mrs. Lincolnova ... by kaufman 10-28-02

Police now say they have definitive evidence that the two men arrested are indeed the Washington snipers. President Putin, I have good news. CNN says the Amerikanski sniper has been caught. Wonderful, Ivan. I'll tell the people it's now safe to pump gas. moh.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Wake Up, Neal. by KajunFirefly 10-28-02

Hey there, finally, you've got another brother around here. What are you talking about? We're all friends here, well, except for that floating head guy. Yeah, but you know what I mean, we're the only two "brothers" here, it's like a white supremecy group. Huh? I'M not black! Holy Shit!

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Dad was flammable

Show me a dead horse, and I'll be first in line to flog it... Can't believe no one's done this one yet

Cow Physics by the_rew 10-29-02

Moooo! moo, moo moo, moo. Mooo! Ha ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

See it's cow physics, instead of cowboy physics... get it? Ah, why do I bother?

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Cow Physics by lara7 11-30-01

Moo moo moo, "Moo, moo moomoo moomoo moo moomoo moomoomoo moomoomoo moo moomoo!" Moo, moo! Moo moo moo moo moo moomoo moomoo?