So, let's say that a certain individual is a member of an online community for well over a year, and contributes on a regular basis to conversations, competing in the contests, occasionally writing a comic, meeting them in person, etc...

Is she allowed to ask her online friends from this community to check out a catalogue of really great stuff she's selling for a limited time, the sale of which allows her to accumulate credit to get the same stuff for free? This stuff, by the way, kicks several kinds of ass.

Again, this is all hypothetical.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Hypothetically speaking, I would program my invisible robomonkey to rob banks so I could buy more really great stuff from catalogues. Then I would give all the really great stuff to Nicole Kidman and she'd fall helplessly in love with me, and then Nicole and I would make love on the International Space Station for several orbits, but then we'd wear ourselves out and realize that we didn't have much in common other than our animal lust so we'd break up, and then when I got back to earth my wife would say "I hope you had a good time with Nicole Kidman. You must be hungry. Here's an omelet."

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Hypothetically, I'd say omelette is the preferred spelling.

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So, let's say that a certain individual is a member of an online community for well over a year, and contributes on a regular basis to conversations, competing in the contests, occasionally writing a comic, meeting them in person, etc...

Is she allowed to ask her online friends from this community to check out a catalogue of really great stuff she's selling for a limited time, the sale of which allows her to accumulate credit to get the same stuff for free? This stuff, by the way, kicks several kinds of ass.

Again, this is all hypothetical.

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Seriously... I doubt anyone would care. Best of luck squeezing money out of these tightwads, though. I once asked for donations to help kids with diabetes. I got nothing.*

*Except for a donation from evil_d, who is no longer on the list.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

those who know me well are clutching their sides guffawing that you used "lara" and "chef" in the same sentence.

one of these days, I'll master the art of cooking toast.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Don't make fun of my wife's spelling.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Actually, that's the ironic thing. I was speaking specifically about Pampered Chef.

If any of you are interested in the stuff in the catalogue, let me know. I close my show middle of next week. This is my one-shot deal with the company. I don't have the energy to be a living infomercial to sell this stuff on a regular basis, so I want to get as many of the things on my wish list in this one show as I can.

By the way, did I ever tell you folks that the best place to shop for ersatz sex toys is a kitchen shop?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

to contact me for orders, use pamperedchef@ my username.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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I once asked for donations to help kids with diabetes. I got nothing.*

*Except for a donation from evil_d, who is no longer on the list.

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Don't make fun of my wife's spelling.

Hypothetically, I was making fun of your spelling. Your wife got in the way. Please offer her my most sincere apologies.

You turd-wrangler.

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Get it right!

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What others say about boorite!

I can see I picked a bad week to give up my infantilism fetish.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Damnit!!!! I have avoided the Pampered Chef catalogue like the plague because kitchen gadgets and goodies are my downfall! I picked the wrong week to read the forums!!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Have I told you lately how wonderful I think you are? In fact, you're so wonderful that I think you deserve some stone bakeware. You should make that happen.

:D

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Stone ware?
Bake ware?

Aw righhht!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Nothing like a kitchenware pusher.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I have to push it on others to support my habit.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I sold Pampered Chef products for 3 years.
The not-just-for-pizza baking stones ROCK!
(No pun intended)
I don't need anything from the catalogue,
but if anyone does order a baking stone from
you, I'd be happy to give them some excellent
recipes for their use.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I'm afraid to even look. My money is growing wings as I write this.

Alton Brown is always telling me about another piece of equipment I "need," and God help me, I believe him.

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What others say about boorite!

Scotch doesn't count as equipment.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hypothetically boorite has diabetes.

I'm really sorry.

You're not going to make it.

Sing the elegy in rap, Johannes my brother, and sing it largo.

Deliver this poor boy home.

Ding!

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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.