Street Fighter II ... someone inside always gets hurt by primerAL 6-03-01

Ryu is at 1/2 health with Blanca just crouching, waiting to pounce at the right moment Ryu, I will stun you and then electrocute you... BACK - FORWARD + FIERCE PUNCH AAARRRAGH!! Blanca's doing his Rolling Barrel move, shit... FORWARD - DOWN - QUARTERCIRCLEFORWARD + FIERCE PUNCH ... hurry up you goddamn kid at the controls! Ryu performs his Shoryuken too late! You are no match. My moves are cheap and the kid who's playing my character exploits them I wish the less skilled kids would choose a character other than myself Dhalsim must stand and watch poor Ryu get KOed before he can step in to help... the horror Dhalsim, hurry... this is a tag team match! I am sorry my friend. That dumbass kid at the controls does not know how to switch fighters my friend.

Dude.

Just stop. You're going to hurt yourself.

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my friends said it was funny! :-(

:-)

Street Fighter II? What, do you think we're all 8 here?

I prefer the more mature game of Mortal Kombat. There's just something sublime about a character getting beaten to death with his own recently-severed leg.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Mortal Kombat? Talk about gimmick software that featured digitized characters...

My favorite was always "M. Bison" (who, by a switch of names, was not named right, the name was supposed to go to the boxer, probably a play on "Mike Tyson"). I always liked to use his "superman" move on less experienced players, then use the "head hop/face bash" move. I actually played cheaper than the computer in the hardest mode.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

RAAAAAR! Quan Chi will leg beat you!

Street Fighter 3 on PS2 isn't bad, but I like Mortal Kombat 4 much better. But I don't think either is more mature than the other. (In case you missed the fine subtlety of my humor.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

OH yeah! Mortal kombat more mature?! Apart from if you class having blood being more matur WHAT R U LIKE!

Apart from if YOU class having blood being more matur, buddy! Nobody talks to me like that! I think.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.