Hello all.

Riotmoon returns with more deconstructionist insanity providing you with a window into his dinstegrating mental state. Or maybe he was just bored.

Plus, more TIME BISCUT MAN.

But first, a lesson in language.

Read it. Live it. Love it.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Riotmoon&ID=104036

More Latter Day Christ Luv Players and more Time Biscuit Man. I approve. This one's pretty good too:

Smackdown Your Mother by Riotmoon 11-22-02

Hey L'il Bitch . . .I mean l'il Butch! What's shaking? Those motherfuckers at school said Daredevil was a faggot and then they turned me grayscale. Oh, I'm so sorry Butch. . .did they hurt your feelings? I hurt THEM! Tore them in half and then gouged holes in them with my pencils and violated their orifices. Anyone complain? Just that faggot Daredevil

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

HA!

I am amused.

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I has a flavor!

That R0Xx0rD!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

H4w!

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Dad was flammable

Riotmoon old bean, what can I say but "Well done!"? Hmm, how about, "You are even more dangerously warped and hence funnier than I can ever be."? I mean really, you took this[br]

Spank The Pink Donkey! by Captain_Satellite 11-19-02

Spank! Spank! Spank The Pink Donkey! Spank! Spank! Spank the Pink Donkey! What?

[br] and this[br]

An Important Announcement by Captain_Satellite 11-19-02

*ahem* We at Captain Satellite Productions would like to apologize for the preceding strip. "Spank the Pink Donkey" (strip #103174) had no discernible point or humor. It was just an excuse for a catchphrase. I think we can all agree that catchphrases by themselves are not inherently funny. Meanwhile... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

[br] and gave the world this[br]

Understanding Stripcreator by Riotmoon 11-22-02

Hi kids! It's "butchkife," one of many cut-and-paste .GIFS availale on stripcreator. Have you ever realised the awesome debt we owe to this thing? DISCOVER THE MAGIC! In one panel I'm carryiing a shiv . . .in the next, I'm reading steamy donkey porn! Next, I'm toting an axe for some midnight tree pruning! . . .the next, my wife is tossing me out on my maniacal killer ass for reading donkey porn. In this panel, I'm wondeirng what to do next. Then I decide there's only one thing TO do! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK THE PINK DONKEY!

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Gaunereien is the the most raised form of flattery by Riotmoon 11-22-02

And now a brief pause while we hop on a bandwagon. . . In honor of the urgoening "Spank The Pink Donkey" movement and to rip off a trend just like one hand of you, we present our answer. . ."TO ASPIRE TO BEAT! TO ASPIRE TO BEAT! THAT ROSAFARB OF THE ASS" To the people who " the hip are done at first glance the I appropriate bit of culture. " The TOBOR hits the pink color donkey,! It is like this SHOUD you! If you now are called, the phasedonkey lash require activity, I the Rosafarbenen am slow, rod hitting is liked! That forms my nut of the good taste! Sorry everyone, I was out taking a piss. . .uhm. . .I'm actually really sorry about this. . .

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My friend, I bow before your abilities. I'm glad you find "Spank the Pink Donkey!" as disturbingly catchy as I do. *LOL* Seriously, I'm really honored you felt those were good enough to generate a running gag. Now let's see MORE comics man! MORE!

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Your indifference only encourages me.