...Hi?

Yep. I'm the new guy. (aka, Fresh Meat)

Hi.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Greetings fellow citizen. What's your boggle?

(smells newcomer)

Should we eat it?

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What others say about boorite!

the Tick: SPOOOOON!!!!!!!!

I hate it when newbies make it awkward for me to threaten them to "fuck their brains out with a spoon".

Err, hello noopS.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Shut up, noob, and go back to-- oh wait, you didn't say anything bad. Hehe, sorry, I've been kind of edgy lately.

goddam spoons

ps, this guys show starts on channel 4 on dec 6 i think (its ad is the one with the cats that look like motorhead and sing ace of spades i think)

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

goddam spoonguard

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

*cornholes Spoon*

nothing personal.. just the way we do things around here.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

HEY! You cornholed the virgin, that is TOBOR's job.

We must now sacrifice you.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

goddam spoonguard

The Internet is truly a wondrous thing.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

SPOON!

Bitch.

No, boinky, it's "BIIIIIIIITCH!!!"

I'm just glad no one said "Here's a Spoon, eat my ass", that one gets old fast...

Here's a Spoon, eat my ass!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

No thanks. I had ass for breakfast.

And lunch. And dinner.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Wow, this thread has gone for 18 replies without a Matrix joke.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

"Don't bend the spoon..."

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Eh, I think it's "There is no Spoon"...

Knife thread, you spoons. Can you stop forking around now?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

What's wrong, bunner? You tense? Ill?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Ouch.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.