Erk, it's monday morning, I feel like crap, I'm at work, I need coke and I have to come up with an idea. Ok, here goes...

Those two lads are... Jim and...Arthur. And they'll do anything to be famous. Your mission is to chart their rise to fame. How they become famous is up to you. Popstars, daytime TV presenters, action movie stars, anything as long as they are in the public eye.

Although this is a pretty free competition, I will have to lay down a few rules...

1) You must make at least 2 strips before they are famous.

2) One of the strips must show them enjoying the height of their career

3) And obviously, it all has to go wrong at some point.

Series are encouraged, but not long, epic ones.
Judging will be Thursday at 12 noon stripcreator time

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

CC157: He'll be famous..or I'll make him infamous by maddog00 12-02-02

Shit, Jim, I'm tired of all this crap. I just want to be rich and famous. Well, I know of a way where we can both be famous. Oh, yeah? How's that? They're having tryouts for the next Survivor. Oh really? Awesome. Let's go. Or was it the Bachelor...Maybe Temptation Island...hell, I forget. But does it really matter? All the same goddamn thing anyway.

CC157: We're all survivors by maddog00 12-02-02

At the Survivor tryouts So, what do you think of my resume? Looks good. You're in, kid. So, what do you think of my credentials? Looks good. You're in, kid. I'm going to kill you and all the others responsible for creating the shit shows known as reality television. Looks good. You're in, kid.

CC157: Is it cold in here? by maddog00 12-02-02

Survivor Siberia...Jim and Arthur are on the same team: the Tough Titsky tribe. Man, I can't believe we made it. Same here. Hi, mom. Shut up, man. Don't act like an idiot. You don't want the whole world hating your guts in the first episode. How do you expect to survive like that? Oh, who gives a crap. Gets us out of work and we're on TV! On top of that, we're getting paid good money to starve and freeze out here in East Jabib.. Dude, we're not getting paid unless we win it all. We're not? Fu*CENSORED*

CC157: Its over, Prime. by maddog00 12-02-02

In the first episode, two members of the same tribe were voted off for the first time in Survivor history I can't believe they were so quick to throw us both out. You walking around naked all the time didn't help. C'mon, man, I was trying to pick up that hot chick Erika. Yeeeeah, sure. You know what cold weather does to your already small package... How would you know? Were you looking? Of course I was..I mean, wasn't. Sh*CENSORED*

CC157: Fame..I'm gonna live forever... by maddog00 12-02-02

Back at home Well, that was a short lived run. Let's see what people think of us. Maybe we got some fans that are girls that'll get naked for us. Let's see. Here we go. Survivor Forums. Hmm, is this good? "Thank god Jim and Arthur got tossed out. They're fucking faggots. Fuck Jim and Arthur. Fuck them up their stupid asses." Shit. Doesn't sound like we're gonna get any girls any time soon with stuff like that. I think your nudity might have everything to do with that. People think you're gay. But, I'm not gay! What's wrong about being gay? Not that I'm saying I'm straight..I mean, I'm gay. I mean...what I'm trying to say is......damn.

There. Hope that's good enough. Wonder if I'm the first to do it...and if I'll get honorable mention at least.

cc 157 : rocket boys are famous !!!!!! homosexuals by LongDongSilver 12-02-02

hello turd burglar - what up ?????? (longdongsilver is hip to the street slang) hey hey hey !!!!!!!! i was thinking of ways for us to become famous and i concocted this totally awesome plan tell me quick chick before i buzz cuz you are a fag ... anyway the plan is this : we will start up the third reich again and conquer europe !!!!!! authors note - i forgot the names i was supposed to use !!!!!!!!! that is a gay idea okay then lets just suck each others dicks as usual

it ended prematurely

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

Famequest I by itsclark 12-02-02

Arthur! Want to be in my band? You don't have a band. I will -- it's gonna be awsome! I hear you wield a mean axe. I play cello in a baroque chamber music quartet. Gothic rock. Alright! We are the lords of darkness. Live fast and die young! I feel you, man. I'm late for practice and you're scaring me.

Famequest II by itsclark 12-02-02

I'm telling you, DragonXero... I've got a lead guitar player and I can do percussion! All we need is a frontman and it's fame ahoy! Right, kid. Just for laughs, what kind of music are we talking about anyway? At first I was thinking about a death metal kind of thing. But then I decided to go with Mallcore! You'll do it, won't you? Huh? Huh? Will ya do it? You will, right? Forces of darkness... Remove me from this comic...

FameQuest III by itsclark 12-02-02

DX can't front our band, so I'll have to be the groupie magnet-in-chief! We all have our cross to bare. What's the plan? A meteoric rise to fame followed by a coke-fueled orgyistic flame-out! Then we come back stronger than ever with an indelible rock reputation! I mean where's our first gig? The Junior High auditorium at 7:00. We're playing the Spring social. I'll stock up on coke.

FameQuest IV by itsclark 12-02-02

Dude! Did we rock the walls or what? The crowd was in awe! You think they liked my cello solo? Actually, my drums and vocals made the whole evening. Without me, the band would be nothing! This is our big fight, isn't it? We're splitting up the band... Naturally. How else are we gonna do a big reunion tour next year? Oh. Well, keep in touch.

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The Entire Catalogue Of The Internet's Uses. by ArtemisStrong 12-02-02

Can I get on there now? I just finished watching the news, and I'm all horny from that HOT newschick! Hold on... Just finishing up polluting a forum with thousands of gay-joke posts... Hurm... Ergghhh.... Hufff... Can't you just finish this later?! Can't you just wack it without being online? Sadly, no... Ok... Hold on... "F-A-G-G-I-T"... There done.

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(I like those little almond paste things you get in italian bakeries... what're they called again... i ferget...)

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

CC 157: fame and failure 1 by boinky33 12-03-02

I want to be famous, Arthur. I'm sick of sucking cock for coke. Me too, Jim. I've been a male prostitute long enough. I already got crabs, herpes, chylmidia, pubic lice and gential warts. But how will we get famous? .... Wait! I got it! What is it? Our fame lies in the internet!

CC 157: fame and failure 2 by boinky33 12-03-02

How will we become famous? Hard work? HA! Hell no! Two words: GAY PORNO!

CC 157: fame and failure 3 by boinky33 12-03-02

at the audition People pay big bucks to watch guys jerk off! If I knew you could get rich from beating off since I was 12, I'd be a billionaire by now. "NEXT!" Well, it's out time to shine! Remember, no fancy manoeuvres. Just quick and easy. Check! Got the hand lotion? Check-mate!

CC 157: fame and failure 4 by boinky33 12-03-02

much later Well, we were famous for 2 weeks. At least we got some cash from the merchindising. What gay porno site took our terf and drove us out of business, anyway? www.Mega-h8_Bedlam.com

Hurry up and make moi the winner.

Flash In The Pan - Part 1 by BigEvilDan 12-03-02

So, what are we doing today? Well, I thought we'd log on to various message boards and call people gay. That's so boring. We need to do something different. Something that people will remember us for. You mean like making a Flash animation that people will spread all over the web? Yeah, exactly. Might as well. These glaad.org guys just aren't getting offended.

Flash In The Pan - Part 2 by BigEvilDan 12-03-02

Okay, we need characters. Well, we can use ourselves. And maybe add a monkey. Sure. Next, we need some sort of catchphrase. One that's either funny or really stupid. How about "the monkey is on fire!", followed by images of the monkey bursting into flames. Dude, that zoo incident was like three years ago. Get over it. He started the whole crap-flinging thing! Honest!

Flash In The Pan - Part 3 by BigEvilDan 12-03-02

o/` Monkey see monkey do... o/` Hey look, a monkey. (MONKEY!!) o/` ...monkey burn, he hate you. o/` The monkey is on fire! That's the most retarded thing I've ever seen. It doesn't make any sense. Perfect!

Flash In The Pan - Part 4 by BigEvilDan 12-03-02

So, how many hits have we gotten? It's only been up for an hour. It's not-- oh my god. What? We're being linked all over the internet. We're actually the number one non-porn site on the web. Woohoo! We rule the internet! Technically, the 94,236 porn sites ranked above us rule the internet.

Flash In The Pan - Part 5 by BigEvilDan 12-03-02

o/` Monkey see monkey do... o/` Hmm, I wonder who's at the door? Knock, knock! Oh my god! It's child actor turned professional internet nerd Wil Wheaton! That's right. What's with the outfit? Did you lose your sense of taste in a transporter accident? Why does everyone keep saying that?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Haha Will Wheaton...:D good stuff.

The Killers (Part 1) by kaufman 12-04-02

The Killers (Part 2) by kaufman 12-04-02

The Killers (Part 3) by kaufman 12-04-02

Ugh, I am fatally wounded. Why did you do that? This doesn't taste right. Did you replace my super-strength formula with fast-acting poison? The death toll on this killing spree has risen to 25. Police are looking for two young men ...

The Killers (Part 4) by kaufman 12-04-02

Hold it right there! You're under arrest! I'm here with Ellen Harlan, neighbor of the two youths charged with this killing spree. Did you have any idea you were living right next door to the killers? Gosh, no! They were such quiet boys.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

I actually laughed out loud!

hehehhe

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

CC 157: Boogie Afternoons I by israphael 12-05-02

I'm tired of being a nobody in this one horse town. Yeah, it really sucks. We need some plan for becoming rich and famous, then we can blow this pop stand.. What do you suggest? How about taking over the world? Tried that several times already. The plots never works and someone always ends up dressed like Sailor Moon.

CC 157: Boogie Afternoons II by israphael 12-05-02

We need to think of a career that will make us rich and famous. How about becoming rock stars. Think of all the money, fame, and groupies with really big titties. That won't work. Neither of us know how to play a musical instrument. Maybe politics then... we'll be knee deep in power, money, and hot sweaty interns. I see a common thread here. I know the perfect career for us. Think, who gets a lot of tail? Priests?

CC 157: Boogie Afternoons III by israphael 12-05-02

So you boys want to become porn stars. Well I have one position for a porn star and another for a script writer. You two work it out. So how are we going to decide who gets what job? I know, we'll flip a coin. Heads I win, tails you lose. Tails... Damn, I lost again. (Dancing)

CC 157: Boogie Afternoons IV by israphael 12-05-02

So you're our new porn star. Yeah... Where are all the babes? Not so fast, Sparky! First we have to do a screen test. Go over there, drop your pants, and let's see what you got. You got it boss! Hmm... looks like we're going to need our biggest zoom lens for this one.

CC 157: Boogie Afternoons V by israphael 12-05-02

For your first scene, don't try anything fancy. Just screw the girl and pull out and cum on her tits. OK? Oh yeah... Oh Baby... OH Yesssss... CUT! So how was the money shot. It was good. However, it's traditional to stick your dick in and fuck awhile before blowing your load on her.

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