. . . get pissed and slap me around.

The "Troy,Demonic Efficiency Consultant" series actually starts with "Corporate Pshycho."

Corporate Psycho by naz_ghul 10-30-02

My name is Troy, I'm an efficiency consultant. What that essentially means is that I will slice you open and make balloon animals out of your internal organs while I . . . . . . masturbate to Ozzy Ozbourne tunes and stroke my self with my paychecks, uh . . . erm. . . I . . . So let's all . . . Dammit, Troy, you're only supposed to THINK that stuff, THINK it!!

Troglodyte CEO Presents: Troy, Demonic Efficiency Consultant by naz_ghul 10-31-02

Hello everyone. I'd like to introduce Troy here. He's an efficiency consultant; he'll be helping us reduce overhead. I look forward to firing, vivisecting and/or devouring most of you over the next few months! Troy, I . . . Shh! I think they're starting to like me.

Troy, Demonic Efficiency Consultant by naz_ghul 10-31-02

So, what's going on at this computer? The user's computer is producing a lot of speaker noise. I'm replacing his corrupted sound drivers. I see. Did you consider simply shattering his eardrums? What, you didn't bring an icepick?

Troy, Demonic Efficiency Consultant III by naz_ghul 10-31-02

On the phone with Infernus Tech Support So you've tried stabbing the end user repeatedly? Nope. We aren't authorised to stab or even garrote any end users. How the fuck are you supposed to get anything done? You're preaching to the choir, man.

Help Desk Horror Stories by naz_ghul 11-01-02

Help Desk Legend #14: Hi, this is Rick from 17; I'm having a little trouble with my computer . . . The symptoms? Uh, well, the system won't, uh, boot, and it's gotten very . . erm . . . well, hot . . . Sorry, I can't really quite reach that right now, um . . . What?! The fire alarm?! No, no - of course not . . . that's just . . . uh . . . techno music . . .

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Thanks to anyone who looks. :)
I appreciate any feedback.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

They're very very good.

I think they're good too. I especially like the fading effect in VII.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

meh.

hem. they are very nice. they buy me ice cream on our play dates. then they tear out my spleen while i am busy with my ice cream. but i like them. they are good.

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I really am a fan.

Thanks everyone!

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Great job. Best new stripper in ages.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I agree with part 1, but must disagree with part 2. Half of naz_ghul's comics are older than my first one here!

(Yes, I checked them out.)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Wow, I really appreciate the feedback, guys.

I first found Stripcreator when it was on Lowpass.net -when lowpass killed the site (it was eating up way too much bandwidth, if I recall correctly) it's current incarnation didn't exist yet. I, believing the site dead, didn't come back. Then, many, many months later, I entered www.stripcreator.com on a whim, and lo and behold, it was there. So, now I'm stripping often. (Remember gentleman and ladies, there is nosex in the champagne room.)

Anyhoo, that's why the protracted haitus.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Another one of those underground strippers. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

What consipiracy? We are in no way surveilling you. For example, we have no idea that you watched porn last night . . . erm, I mean whether or not you watched porn last night. Ahem. Right.

So, anyway, thanks.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Thumbs up! Capital stuff.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks, not_Scyess!

You are certain that you aren't Scyess, right? I mean, I've heard from several people here that you are.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

And are you sure you are naz ghul? I have heard you are ghul.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

No, you're wrong. I'm not Scyess.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Man, double-posting within a single post? What kind of weird bug IS that?

Ok, Not_Scyess, I believe you. Heh. As for me maybe not being naz_ghul . . . As far as I know I am. But then again, I often think I'm talented and good looking, so who can vouch for the validity of any of my claims?

Damn, I think I need a nap. I've got the mental acumen of a staplegun this afternoon. Stupid Job . . . won't let me just sleep . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.