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hevquip
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particularly because the people that take offense to it are the numbnut zealots who can't substantiate what they read or hear due to the fact that there brains operate on a little thing called "faith" rather than the only thing that matters, emperical truths.

i have made a few strips about crappy jesus and crappy christianity (because those are the best to poke fun at) and they can be found somewhere in my comics at http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=hevquip&ref=Forums

i pasted the link because i dont know how to use the stupid command shit.

12-11-02 7:35am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Funny thing is you can't convince these people who have genuine faith. And that is their strength of thought.

So your point is lost. Yay for everyone.

12-11-02 8:40am (new)
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Devin
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I think it's not about convincing, but more about reinforcing the ideas of like-minded people.

12-11-02 9:53am (new)
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jools
Senior Comic Technician

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Funny thing is you can't convince these people who have genuine faith. And that is their strength of thought.

So your point is lost. Yay for everyone.


Or have the wool pulled over their eyes so much they can't get it off [/flamebait].

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12-11-02 10:00am (new)
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hevquip
Stripcreator Newbie

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all religion does is cloud one's thinking. it provideds the follower with bias.

12-11-02 10:18am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Ah, so analytic truths don't matter?

12-11-02 10:25am (new)
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jools
Senior Comic Technician

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Or rational truths?

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12-11-02 10:26am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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Y'know how people have the Jesus fish on their cars, and then other people put Darwin fish on, and then the original people came up with the Jesus fish who eats the Darwin fish, etc etc etc...

I just want to have one that says, "FISH." And let them puzzle over it for a while.

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12-11-02 10:37am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Considering that most comics at this site featuring Jesus have him getting buggered or spouting obscenities, why would anyone be offended by your harmless comics?

12-11-02 10:49am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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...and what about a priori truths?

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12-11-02 11:22am (new)
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jools
Senior Comic Technician

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Or the highest truth of all, anal truth?

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12-11-02 11:33am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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You can't handle the anal truth.

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12-11-02 11:56am (new)
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jools
Senior Comic Technician

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The goatman has been enlightened by the Anal Truth, and Tobor is his god.

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12-11-02 12:04pm (new)
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TheElPaso
Senior Comic Technician

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I disagree. Something like Goatse Man cannot be created. It must be evolved into.

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12-11-02 1:39pm (new)
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jools
Senior Comic Technician

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He is a higher evolutinary state (Homo Analius), like those kids in Akira.

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12-11-02 1:49pm (new)
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akirajim
The Man Who Punched God

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I hate religon.

But I don't like your comics, either.

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12-11-02 2:08pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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The only truths you guys should care about are my truths.

Because I am Devin the Almighty!

Prostrate yourself before My Greatness!

Build wonders that attest to My Greatness!

Prepare and sacrifice many young virgins (women are preferred, men will be considered) for My Greatness!

And while you're at it, get My Greatness a Snickers bar. I haven't eaten all day.

12-11-02 2:21pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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i donno... i mean im no christian, and i do make light of jesus frequently...
[Click to view comic: 'Nebbish Jesus Frustrates Cool Jesus.']but i dont postion myself as being more enlightened or of superior intelligence...[Click to view comic: 'The All New Super Friends Hour.']

they just have faith in something.. it's their belief, they're welcome to it, i don't care... no reason to go out of my way to slam people with a belief in something...

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12-11-02 3:01pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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12-11-02 4:34pm (new)
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loafofbrett
Stripcreator Newbie

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Religion is just a false sense of security.

People need to feel there is something bigger than themselves, rather than the fact they are just little blips on the earth that evolved from shit.

Boom!

12-12-02 3:14am (new)
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jools
Senior Comic Technician

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What about Buddhism? They have no supreme being.

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12-12-02 12:02pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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'course, even buddhists beleive all is sacred... and that everything is part of the spiritual fabric...

i don't even believe in a spiritual fabric...
all is chaos that evolves into order, then devolves into chaos again...

but, nonetheless, what makes my unbelief better than someone else's belief?

we can only truly know after we die, so what's the point of a-fussin' and a-fuedin'?

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12-12-02 12:21pm (new)
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chaobell
Junior Comic Technician

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There's one out there that says "SUSHI." There's another that says "DINNER." I want them both.

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12-13-02 12:21pm (new)
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Davis
Junior Comic Technician

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I agree with Artemis (if that is his real name). I'm not the most religous person in the world. But I just can't stand it when people think religious people are simple minded. Yet most of THOSE people put most of their faith into Science, and I don't think Science has done much for us in awhile (thanks for nuclear bombs, Science!). If someone wants to put their belief in something, it's not because they're simple minded or feel insignificant, it's just as simple as them wanting to believe it.

If people have put themselves higher on the intelligence scale just because they're not religious, and have to constantly remind people "I'm smarter then that person cause he's religious"...then that just shows insecurity the way how some people claim religion is for people who feel small and insecure. Really, take..."I'm smarter then a religous person". Then take out "religous person", and put in any other group of people (be it race, or location, etc), and then see how smart that sounds.

1-11-03 10:27am (new)
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Totally_Lofthamn
Stripcreator Newbie

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if science is everything, and we know science, how come we don't know everything? answer: there is a god.

1-12-03 1:33am (new)
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