The people have spoken!

I just choose to ignore them.

This is Cindy. She really really wants something special for Christmas. She wants it bad. The question is: What does she want? And does she deserve what she's going to get? What ends will she go to get her desires filled? And why is everything I write filled with vague sexual innuendo?

Series, multiple entries, and money shots, I mean one-shot strips will all be welcomed. Money, booze, and slutty women, will get you extra consideration. I will judge the competition Monday evening. So get stripping

CC 159: All I Want for Christmas is... by israphael 12-12-02

Ho Ho Ho! Hello little girl. Have you been naughty or nice this year? Depends, on what you consider naughty. *tee hee* Well, climb on Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. I want *whisper whisper*. I didn't know KY Jelly came in 50 gallon drums.

PS. I was just kidding about having to use the blonde from Kaddar. Just write strips about characters wanting and/or getting something for Christmas. Extra points for using Cindy, tho'.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Ha! I already got this one covered weeks in advance!

Naggy Jesus And Cool Jesus Really Go At It This Time. by ArtemisStrong 11-20-02

What do you want for Christmas dude? I'm hoping for a Gameboy Advance. Ehh? Well, maybe, like, I dunno... A Bacardi gift set, complete with collector's shot glasses. But doesn't it say in Proverbs, Chapter 23, Verse 20, "Do not associate with winebibbers; be not among them nor among gluttonous eaters of meat."? Preachy, preachy. So.. what.. y-you think you're better than me? Is that what it is, huh? So that's how it's gonna be?! No, it's not your alcohol dependency that bothers me... it's your temper, and your attitude, and the fact you always- It's because I'm black, aint it? Just- Just don't talk to me... (cracker-ass cracker)

I also have a christmas themed series that sorta kinda fits...

Forest Of Ennui, Episode One, The Fanta Menace. by ArtemisStrong 11-20-02

Shh! Don't let anyone know I'm back here, okay? I'm having a sulk. Nice day for a sulk... I like the smell back here... Reminds me of Grape Fanta.

Forest Of Enuii, Episode Two, Attack Of The Ramones. by ArtemisStrong 11-20-02

Hurm.. What's this here, a new decoration? Ow! Fucking Chibas! I think I.. owwwwwww... I think I... got a pine needle in my eye! And I was just about to beat on the brat! Can't even get off a good wank today...

Forest Of Enuii, Episode Four, A New Bar Of Soap by ArtemisStrong 11-20-02

Ohh, wait! I think I've found the first present under the tree! It's stuffed between two of the branches... And it's addressed to ME! And.. It's... ahhhh... soap... A bar of soap? Soap? Soap! Oh, but it's scented with slight accents of jasmine... great... boo-yah... awesome... totally tubular.

Forest Of Enuii, Episode Five, The Entire Stroked Sack by ArtemisStrong 11-20-02

The smell of jasmine has me... strangely aroused... Oh, it appears my "Christmas Log" has returned. Mmmm... ohh yeh... oh yehhh... mmmm... oh, Oprah, allow me... uhhhhh... Gross... Hands all sticky now... But I didn't feel like I ca- Oh, crap! I got sap all over me! Fuckfarts!!

[Click to view comic: 'Forest Of Enuii, Episode Six, The Reruns Before Bedtime.']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Time with santa #1 by Kaddar 12-12-02

And what do you want for christmas? A girlfriend Listen, kid, I'm like a genie, no love wishes. Last year you got me a playstation 2, that wasn't a love wish?

Time with santa #2 by Kaddar 12-12-02

Besides a love wish, what else did you have in mind? Dictator of the world. What? They don't have to love me.

Time with santa #3 by Kaddar 12-12-02

If you can't give me a girlfriend, or make me dictator of the world, what CAN you do? Toy firetruck?

Time with santa #4 by Kaddar 12-12-02

I want peace on earth. Toy firetruck? Where are we getting these people?

Time with santa #5 by Kaddar 12-12-02

How old are you? 1739 years Really? That old? Indeed. And you're allowed to drive a sleigh when it's dark out?

[Click to view comic: 'Time with santa #6']
[Click to view comic: 'Time with santa #7']
[Click to view comic: 'Time with santa #8']

Here is my second entry for the competition.

CC159: Christmas part1: At the mall by Kaddarcomps 12-12-02

And what do you want for christmas little girl? I want to have a great action movie adventure. Speaking of which, you're the girl who stole the "talk to santa" display... SECURITY! Sweet!

CC159: Christmas part2: Christmas Sterotypes by KaddarComps 12-12-02

I'm a renegade on the run from the law because I stole a sign from santa. Now I need to find a way to hide from the law. I can help.

CC159: Christmas part3: the renegade by KaddarComps 12-12-02

Hi. Who are you? An elf told me you were looking for a rent-a-gabe.

CC159: Christmas part4: for goodness sake by KaddarComps 12-12-02

So we just sit in these caves and wait? Yes. Some adventure this is, I don't understand why santa couldn't have just given me coal. This is probably a bad time to mention this, but this is actually an abandoned coal mine.

CC 159: Egg Nog Belly Shot Slutmobile by akirajim 12-12-02

I want some pussy.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Burnt to a Kris by kaufman 12-12-02

Ho ho ... OWWWWW! That's right Santa, and if you screw up again next year, I'll brick up the chimney before lighting the fire. You know I said I wanted a BOAT!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

A Stripcreator Christmas Story by kaufman 12-12-02

ONE DAY ONLY SALE!!!! COME AND MEET SANTA 10-4. Santa, I want a a genuine Red Tobor Cornhole Action Two-Hundred Billion Shot Lightning Loader Range Model Air Robot. You'll shoot your butt out, kid.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Here's my first contribution.

CC 159 by naz_ghul 12-13-02

Oh my God, Brad! I have wanted you so *hic* mush since I saw you in Legends of the Fall! I mean, you're the most . . . loverly piece of beefcake *hic* Evar! *hic* What was I saying? Right! Fucking you. 'Cause I'd do anything for you, Brad. ANYTHING. Even really dirty stuff with Saran wrap, a picture of Angela Lansbury and a styrofoam cooler full of Canola Oil. She is totally hammered . . . Looks like we're both getting our Christmas wish this year.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Here's another:

CC 159: Cindy Writes a Letter to Santa by naz_ghul 12-13-02

Dear Santa, All I really want for Christmas is for my Mom and Dad to love each other again . . . Every night they have the same argument, and it makes me sad. Don't fuckin' tell me how much I can drink you floppy-chested harpy! Just like my fuckin' mother! No wonder I never want to be home! Fuck you, Eric! You're never here because you're too busy deep-dicking anything that moves! I swear you'd hump oatmeal if it wiggled! So, Santa, all I want for Christmas is my parents back as they were. I miss my family. Signed, Cindy. Wow . . . Well, fuck her anyway. Too bad for her I'm Santa Claus, not fucking DYFUS. Malibu Barbie it is.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

CC 159 - Two Front Teeth by jools 12-13-02

HO-HO-HO! What do you want for Christmas? o/ All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth! /o How did you lose them? *whisper*whisper* HO-HO-HO! *suck*suck*

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Cell-Out by kaufman 12-13-02

... but a pony needs lots of land to run on, sweetie, and a lot of food to eat. Ok, then I'd like a doggy for Christmas. Mommy and daddy both need to work, and a dog would need to be walked and taken care of ... Why don't we ask Santa for a smaller, low-maintenance pet. Ok. Christmas morning Waaaah! There's nothing under the tree. Santa didn't bring me anything! Elaine, the amoeba has gotten loose. Could you come and help me look for it?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 159: Christmess by NeoVid 12-13-02

KIDS! FREE TRIP! COME SEE WHERE SANTA LIVES! Wow! We can go to the North Pole! Can we, Mom, can we can can we- KIDS! FREE TRIP! COME SEE WHERE SANTA LIVES! All right. I've been wanting to find something I know you'll want. uh... santa? Oh, they misspelled "Satan" on the sign again, didn't they? By the way, your mother said to tell you this: "Something you want? I meant something I know I want."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 159 : all jesus wants for christmas is... by kingofthehill 12-15-02

ho ho ho! what do you want for Christmas little boy? what the fuck do you think i want - LOOK AT ME! I'M BEING CRUCIFIED HERE!!! crikey... How about a Pokemon? It's my fucking birthday aswell...

thats mine

Really quite good.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

What a fortunate turn of events. I can use this previous effort to fail to win me another competition, thus preserving what little inventiveness I have left ;)

CC 129 - Better Than Socks by DMSO 7-05-02

December 25th Having your birthday on Christmas Day sucks. You'd hope at least to get some half-decent presents to make up for it. But all I got was this tablecloth and a shitty toy soldier.

Hopefully there's still time before the judging to come up with a proper entry...

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

CC 159: Hollow days by NeoVid 12-15-02

There hasn't been as much Christmas spirit lately. I hope some people show more love of the holiday season... I'm dressing as an elf and giving gifts to the poor! I'm about to paint the town in red and green. I've donned my gay apparel!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I just realized I haven't won a contest in over a year.

Christmas Special by NeoVid 11-29-01

My birthday's on the 25th, and that sucks! I only get half as many presents, because everyone thinks I won't know the difference! Nobody remembers you when your birthday's on Christmas. Tell me about it.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

It's not THAT great. But it's not THAT bad. It's midway golden to midway crap.

CC 159: All I want for Christmas... by bonwag 12-16-02

You know, some people thought It was a dumb thing to ask for for Christmas. Mom_and_Dad_were_dead against it. Even Santa thought it was a little inappropriate. But, sure enough: I wake up, come to the tree this morning, and... I've got breasts!