are these even close to funny? cuz like i can be stupid funny and complicated funny and these are like the gray area between the two.....just scale on 1-10

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Throw hammers down and chomp sucka

They aren't that bad, but a bit ........ lacking.
6 out of 10.

i remembered it again...yay!
this time i'll remember for good.
i don't like your comics :)

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I really am a fan.

Here's some advice. Man meat is best cooked over an open fire, not a grill. Write it in your diary.

Not a lot of work to base anything on yet. The second one wasn't bad. Good comedy often has an element of truth to it.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

I like them.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I like the second one because I know people like that... actually I am a person like that.

Some more advice: make sure the gun is loaded with real bullets (not blanks) before aiming and firing at theniwrenator.

I actually liked both the comics a lot. More! More, I say.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

They are not good and they are not bad. And I only vomitted once.

But that's probably because he's anorexic.

I think the jokes are solid but the delivery could use a little work... improve the spelling, punctuation, etc. But I also agree that 2 comics isn't much to base an opinion on. Try some more.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Don't you mean belemic?

Hmm, we could throw that in too.

I agree that the second one is pretty funny and that you should do a few more so people can better get a feel for your style.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.