This is what you say the next time a militant Pro-Lifer is bothering you:

And if any of you are pro-life and find this offensive, why don't you quit reading and go eat some veal or something?

Oh yes, and I can't forget this one:

eww?

Maybe I'm not giving them a fair shot here, let me re-read them-- No, I was right the first time.

eww.

Being extremely pro-choice is just as wrong-headed as being extremely pro-life. It's a tough, life-changing decision and no woman makes it lightly.

Sorry to bring down the mood. uhmmm... will saying "Boner" make it all better?

Boner.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

When I first read these comics, without the context of this forum post, I assumed you were being militantly pro-life. Now I'm confused.

Though I'm pretty sure "gorge" doesn't mean what you think it means.

Aside from the ambiguity, the comics are alright. If there's going to be a discussion about abortion, please take it to the Fights Go Here forum.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

My mother contemplated getting an abortion when I was a fetus. I'm not joking.

Don't assume. :)

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Don't assume. :)

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8. The seam on the front of a coat or jacket where the lapel and the collar are joined.

True dat.

Isn't a gorge like a big eff-off crack in the ground?

As for the comic,

It was funny because it's true! But it was unfunny because the abortion debate is unfunny.

Making fun of weighty issues is like telling Salvador Dali to wait for a taxi: All you get at the end is an invoice and a melted stopwatch. It's a can of spring-loaded worms. Know what I'm saying?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You know, we oughtta put more money into researching a way to grow a fetus outside of the womb. That'll put this issue to rest once and for all.

How so?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Well, if we could remove a fetus from a mother but not have to kill it...

Surely that would defeat the whole purpose.

I don't think the actual purpose of abortion is to kill the fetus, more like a gruesome by-product.

Someone has issues. I think abortion isn't so much to kill a baby, but end a pregnancy. You may argue that it is the same exact damn thing, but really it isn't. I think that maybe this topic, to reiterate what someone already said, is more suited for the "Fights Go Here" category... not so much getting everyone to read it.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Groosalug the destroyer by kramer_vs_kramer 10-24-01

What am I going to do with this baby? I'm too young to be a mother. We could eat it. Fry it up with a few spices, add some rice. Mmm- a tasty treat! What? You're sick! You know I can't stand spicy food.

Olimpic hankies for all your snotter needs. by kramer_vs_kramer 10-24-01

So we're agreed then? We fry and eat the baby. Yes. Wait! Hold on, I'm suddenly having moral objections. What now? Frying it is unhealthy. Can't we grill it or roast it or something?

Can you see the line waay back there? by kramer_vs_kramer 10-24-01

Actually, I feel really guilty about eating my newborn baby. Really? Yeah. Think of all the starving in Ethiopia, and here we are stuffing our faces.

Kramer - I think you're better off broiling the babies and serving them with a red wine reduction sauce flavored with Thyme, Worstishire and a bit of garlic.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

No it's not.

I would call you a dumbass, but that would be breaking the rules.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

No it's not.

I would call you a dumbass, but that would be breaking the rules.

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Bite me, dumbass.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Um, guys, I'd appreciate it if you would stick to the topic of this thread:

Putting Money Into Researching Ways to Artificially Raise a Fetus

Maybe someone should start a new thread called "Fetus Talk"?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

What would people say in it? "Goo-goo gaa-gaa?" Probably not even that.

Besides, what's wrong with de-railing this thread? :-P

Devlin: That is a genuinely interesting and fascinating idea which I have honestly never heard raised before. Sadly I think it's a few hundred years before its time. Shame.

Oh man! This thread is headed for Threaddeath Central!

Can someone get me a sandwich and a bottle of Stella? We have time!

Oh man, wait! I missed my stop! Ahh! Morden!

*THREAD DEATH*

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Please replace the handset, and try again.