This morning in DC, the traffic report said that M Street was closed again because of smoking manholes.

And I thought, if Lowpass mebers form a band, it should definitely be called the Smoking Manholes.

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What others say about boorite!

God damn you. If I laugh out loud at work again, people are going to start looking at my screen.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

It also occurred to me that the last official census was 40,000 buttfucking jokes. But surely that has changed since then (case in point). So I installed a counter to keep up with Lowpass Buttfucking Jokes in real time.

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I'm a lead vocalist. Lemme know.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I've been practicing on the skin flute for years.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

ill sit in the corner and play my pink oboe

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

No! I wanna be lead vocalist!

My wife works in the Department of Immigration, so if I am not allowed to be lead vocalist, none of you will ever be allowed into Australia! :P

...unless we do a Beatles thing and have more than one lead vocalist. I also play keyboards/piano. Can we at least alternate, Bunner, or are you one of those "oo-eeh, look at me, I'm a full-time vocalist, nyaahh!" types? You know, the kind I would like to be rather than being stuck behind this fucking keyboard...

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Haven't really got the hang of this "threatening" business, have you? ;P

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The Beatles thing was already done by the Beatles.

Nah.... I'm one of those "Show the fuck up, sing my ass off for three hours, turn the dump over and go home with the waitress" type lead singers. :- )

(Shit, man.... I ICQ'd you one of my demos. You know I'm not THAT bad. I'll be happy just to sit in.)

:- )

So.... when does your flight arrive for practice?

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

As long as I get to play the drums, I'm in.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Well, yeah.... but I can WALK to your fucking house. DexX Needs three passports, his shoes bleached, and a week to recover just to get here! Plus they're NEVER gonna let that sheep into the country. At least not with the nylons and the bra.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Can't we all be lead vocalists? We can do something like be a Starland Vocal Band cover band.

Oh shit, now I'm really going to get pantsed.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I've been cursed with a James Taylor sort of voice, so I'll settle for singing sweet harmony. My current instrument is the P-bass. When I'm not paying attention it slips into Chicago blues beats - most organic for me.

Do we need to all be playing the same song to be in the band together? I mean, if we're spread out across the globe, what does it matter? ;-)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have the perfect solution to the lead-singer problem - we'll form an a'capella group!

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