hi i am the genius god lord of thunder behind that masterful series, be prepared, i'm going to unleash the motherload of these things soon, this is probably greatest thing on planet earth

THE DIE DIE DIE PENIS is better then your LIFE!

SEE THE DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW, see ALL OF THEM or you won't get it,

get my GENIUS, damn i love me! I'll send you an autograph for 50 dollars, email me if you want one, limited supply, i just don't dish out my GENIUS to anyone!

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MY COMICS ARE THE ONLY ONES WORTH READING HERE.

I like the title... but you suck otherwise

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

You guys constantly disappoint me with your lavish titles.

I mean, where's the Dominatrix?

Is it too early to say, "meh"?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'm new and all, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say...

the hell?!

Some points:

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[*]Don't overuse the narration boxes. If you can tell the story through the characters, do it.
[*]Three panels of semi-random crap is not a joke, nor is it funny unless you've just drained an entire bottle of spiced rubbing alcohol.
[*]I haven't heard the term "doi" since I was in third grade. What the hell?
[*]Did I mention your comics aren't funny? Put some fucking coherent jokes in there somewhere. Three panels means beginning, middle, end, not sloppily-thrown-together-crap, slightly-related-sloppily-thrown-together-crap, even-less-slightly-related-sloppily-thrown-together-crap.
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Take heed of this advice (and this advice: donate money to the site, then delete all your comics and start over), and you'll be on your way to being a better comic. Or at least not sucking so much.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

and racism isn't amusing. Except against the French, they bring it upon themselves

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

Is it too early to say, "meh"?

Okay, it's time now.

meh.

none of you can out rule my godlike ness

you are all just jealous

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MY COMICS ARE THE ONLY ONES WORTH READING HERE.

quote:

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none of you can out rule my godlike ness

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I don't think it should count when you can own two-player games without the second player.

quote:

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none of you can out rule my godlike ness

you are all just jealous

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I know I you pegged, why are you telling me.

Behold my holy typing skills!

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MY COMICS ARE THE ONLY ONES WORTH READING HERE.

Mmm...troll...*drool*

Just some advice. The secret to trolling is twofold:

1. Have people think your actions are genuine
2. Anger them so they retaliate

Unfortunately, you fail both of these. First off, despite your attempt at bad grammar, your typing skills are indeed too good...you use proper capitalization and punctuation. You then make a nonsensical remark about your holy typing skills.

Such a remark is too random to be obnoxious, and so one thinks about why you made it. The answer is you wanted to seem obnoxious/stupid. A better response would have been this:

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BOY! You've got us pegged!
*pff**smirk*

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I don't even know where to begin pointing out the idiocy of that sentence.

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I thought it was a genuinely good come-back

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

What a waste of 2 minutes...

Let's just disperse quietly like the loudhailers are telling us.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Kind of a weird question, but I'm just curious: jes, I noticed you said "loudhailers" and not "loudspeakers." Where do you hail from?

he hials from my fuking weinre!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.