Well, Jacques Chirac, other than those burrito demons it's been a pretty normal day, wouldn't you say?
I zurrendair, mon amis! Pleaze do not hurt me! Oh, I mean, I zuppose...
Wait a minute? What's that?
Ze sound of zomeone not bathzing?
It sounds like there's trouble down at the U.N. !!!! We'd better investigate!!!
To ze Horrible Mistmatch-Mobile!
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U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan! We came as fast as we could! What's all this killing about?
It's our worst fear come true, Super Jesus! The nations of the world have risen up against us!
I warned you not to adopt resolution 1470, extending the Sierra Leone mission until the end of September!
There'll be time for I-told-you-sos later, Jesus! Now is the time for action! That's why we need you! The U.N. can't act on its own!
Ow can I elp, mon dieu?
Hurry to the Horrible Mismatch-Mobile, Jacques! I need a can of purple paint, sixty feet of rope, and my self-help tapes!
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--- The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!
Who are those people over there with the purple sign?
I think those are peace protesters. They're trying to stop the battle.
*BLAM* I just nailed the one in the loincloth.
Ha! Take that you stupid hippies!
Holy shit, he's getting back up! *BLAM* *BLAM* He just won't stay dead!
Quit prolonging the war, you dumbass peaceniks!
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--- "Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III
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Let me ask you something, Jesus... Is Heaven a part of the U.N.? No! And it's not because they think you're not good enough!
You're right! I will join your fight against the United Nations. Together we will fight the greater power!
Greater power? But we have Jesus on our side!
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Lord Super Jesus, we just received some unsettling news. Apparently the U.N. have completed a new and horrible weapon. Reports say it's something big, and red.
Big and red? Oh dear, that can't be good, let's see if I can get help from my daddy.
Father? Where art thou father? I doth requireth thy aid.
What? Oh, it's you? Well, what happened now that you decided to grace the old man with your presence.
There's something big and red trying to hurt me. Maybe it's Satin or whatshisname.
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--- And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...
I've done it, I'VE DONE IT, THE ULTIMATE WEAPON IS COMPLETE!!!
Remind me why we hired you again?
I stopped a bomb with my face.
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So this secret weapon...This'll help us stop SuperJesus?
Bryan my friend, It'll be more damaging to Christianity than the Mormons and Catholic priests combined!
It wouldn't have anything to do with the imported uranium and trips to France you've been making
It might...
It's uranium enriched Camembaert cheese isn't it?
Bingo!
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We interrupt this serial comic for an important breaking news story from FOX NEWS NOW with "special" war correspondent Dwed Pwyate Wobberts at a local Long John Silver's franchise...
I AM DA DWED PWYATE WOBBERTS!
And now back to our story...
Holy sweet fucking Jesus with an errection we're all gonna die!!!!
Arrrrggggg, my eyes are melting!!! Where the shit is Super Jesus to save us from this uranium enriched Camembaert doom? Only he can save us now!
Would you like salty dog sea fries with that, sir?
And extra spicy tubular tartar sauce smotherd on them motherbitchs, my good man.
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--- Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and I'll just laugh at you.
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Big Evil Dan contains 11 secret herbs and spices.
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--- "Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III
I dunno. I just ate some cheese that had been dumped overboard, and it must have been radioactive or something. Speaking of which, mind if I have one of those salty dog cheese fries before I eat you?
Sure, go right ahead.
Le Ring! Le Ring!
Allez le grand orange! Zomeone is calling on ze secret freed... er, FRENCH fry fone. Le Super Jesus must be in deep merde!
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Oh no! I don't have the approval of kingofthehill OR dcomposed. How will I continue with my life? *faint*
I'm a twat, whoopdie do. dcomposed is a pre-pube leftist halfwit that spouts commie anti-war rhetoric he heard on tv. And I don't really know kingofthehill so I can't really say much at this time, but watch for further bulletins.