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MaxPayne
Senior Comic Technician

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God, what have I done...
Serial Comic 8.0 - The Adventures of Super Jesus!!! by MaxPayne
3-28-03
We join our doomed comic already in progress...
Well, Jacques Chirac, other than those burrito demons it's been a pretty normal day, wouldn't you say?
I zurrendair, mon amis! Pleaze do not hurt me! Oh, I mean, I zuppose...
Wait a minute? What's that?
Ze sound of zomeone not bathzing?
It sounds like there's trouble down at the U.N. !!!! We'd better investigate!!!
To ze Horrible Mistmatch-Mobile!

MaxPayne tagged himself with a laser.
evil_d
Big Evil Dan
dcomposed
Zegota
Kajun Firefly
jes_lawson
alienpantsyndrome
boinky33
kaufman
not_Scyess
UnknownEric
TheGovernor
fuzzyman
mmyers

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

3-28-03 9:07pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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No, Serial Comics are meant to have good stories.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

3-28-03 9:48pm (new)
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MaxPayne
Senior Comic Technician

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Well fuck off then dcomposed, don't participate if you don't want to. it'll be all the better for not having you as part of it.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

3-28-03 10:01pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Ha, ha!

Serial Comic 8: From the pages of Bob the Angry Flower by evil_d
3-28-03
At the U.N....
U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan! We came as fast as we could! What's all this killing about?
It's our worst fear come true, Super Jesus! The nations of the world have risen up against us!
I warned you not to adopt resolution 1470, extending the Sierra Leone mission until the end of September!
There'll be time for I-told-you-sos later, Jesus! Now is the time for action! That's why we need you! The U.N. can't act on its own!
Ow can I elp, mon dieu?
Hurry to the Horrible Mismatch-Mobile, Jacques! I need a can of purple paint, sixty feet of rope, and my self-help tapes!

MaxPayne tagged himself with a laser.
evil_d didn't write anything clever after his name.
Big Evil Dan
dcomposed
Zegota
Kajun Firefly
jes_lawson
alienpantsyndrome
boinky33
kaufman
not_Scyess
UnknownEric
TheGovernor
fuzzyman
mmyers

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

3-28-03 10:34pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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Why is that?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

3-28-03 11:00pm (new)
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MaxPayne
Senior Comic Technician

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If all you're gonna do is bitch (your normal, apparently), then don't participate. I won't lose any sleep over it.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

3-28-03 11:05pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
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Serial Comic 8: Give Peace A Chance by BigEvilDan
3-28-03
Who are those people over there with the purple sign?
I think those are peace protesters. They're trying to stop the battle.
*BLAM* I just nailed the one in the loincloth.
Ha! Take that you stupid hippies!
Holy shit, he's getting back up! *BLAM* *BLAM* He just won't stay dead!
Quit prolonging the war, you dumbass peaceniks!

MaxPayne tagged himself with a laser.
evil_d didn't write anything clever after his name.
Big Evil Dan contains 11 secret herbs and spices.
dcomposed
Zegota
Kajun Firefly
jes_lawson
alienpantsyndrome
boinky33
kaufman
not_Scyess
UnknownEric
TheGovernor
fuzzyman
mmyers

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

3-28-03 11:17pm (new)
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MaxPayne
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dcomposed has said he will intentionally try and derail serial comic, so if he hasn't posted one by 2:45 am EST 3/29/03 he will be removed from the list

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

3-28-03 11:19pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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I didn't say that. I'm making my comic now.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

3-28-03 11:23pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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I'm a good person, btw, and I would never try to hurt anything comic related.

These people know it so there's no use lying to them.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

3-28-03 11:24pm (new)
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MaxPayne
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It's my turn in the Serial Comic.. I think I'll go away for the weekend and then do it.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

3-28-03 11:36pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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This is a comic site.. there's lots of jokes here.

Serial Comic 8.4 by dcomposed
3-28-03
Don't you know who I am?
Tarzan?
No! I am Jesus and I have come to stop this war.
Let me ask you something, Jesus... Is Heaven a part of the U.N.? No! And it's not because they think you're not good enough!
You're right! I will join your fight against the United Nations. Together we will fight the greater power!
Greater power? But we have Jesus on our side!

MaxPayne tagged himself with a laser.
evil_d didn't write anything clever after his name.
Big Evil Dan contains 11 secret herbs and spices.
dcomposed is better than MaxPayne, the condescending little Junior Comic Technician (Get it? It's a joke)
Zegota
Kajun Firefly
jes_lawson
alienpantsyndrome
boinky33
kaufman
not_Scyess
UnknownEric
TheGovernor
fuzzyman
mmyers

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Batman created by Bob Kane

3-28-03 11:42pm (new)
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MaxPayne
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You're the biggest one of all.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

3-28-03 11:48pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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3-29-03 3:13am (new)
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Zegota
Stripcreator Regular

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Serial Comic 8 Chapter 5 verses 1-3 by Zegota
3-29-03
Lord Super Jesus, we just received some unsettling news. Apparently the U.N. have completed a new and horrible weapon. Reports say it's something big, and red.
Big and red? Oh dear, that can't be good, let's see if I can get help from my daddy.
Father? Where art thou father? I doth requireth thy aid.
What? Oh, it's you? Well, what happened now that you decided to grace the old man with your presence.
There's something big and red trying to hurt me. Maybe it's Satin or whatshisname.

MaxPayne tagged himself with a laser.
evil_d didn't write anything clever after his name.
Big Evil Dan contains 11 secret herbs and spices.
dcomposed is better than MaxPayne, the condescending little Junior Comic Technician (Get it? It's a joke)
Zegota made a comic
Kajun Firefly
jes_lawson
alienpantsyndrome
boinky33
kaufman
not_Scyess
UnknownEric
TheGovernor
fuzzyman
mmyers

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

3-29-03 4:24am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Serial Comic 8 part 666 - The Elephant Man by KajunFirefly
3-29-03
I've done it, I'VE DONE IT, THE ULTIMATE WEAPON IS COMPLETE!!!
Remind me why we hired you again?
I stopped a bomb with my face.

MaxPayne tagged himself with a laser.
evil_d didn't write anything clever after his name.
Big Evil Dan contains 11 secret herbs and spices.
dcomposed is better than MaxPayne
Zegota made a comic
Kajun Firefly refused take the bait
jes_lawson
alienpantsyndrome
boinky33
kaufman
not_Scyess
UnknownEric
TheGovernor
fuzzyman
mmyers

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Dad was flammable

3-29-03 6:28am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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Serial Comic 8: Weapon of Choice by jes_lawson
3-29-03
So this secret weapon...This'll help us stop SuperJesus?
Bryan my friend, It'll be more damaging to Christianity than the Mormons and Catholic priests combined!
It wouldn't have anything to do with the imported uranium and trips to France you've been making
It might...
It's uranium enriched Camembaert cheese isn't it?
Bingo!
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MaxPayne tagged himself with a laser.
evil_d didn't write anything clever after his name.
Big Evil Dan contains 11 secret herbs and spices.
dcomposed is better than MaxPayne
Zegota made a comic
Kajun Firefly refused take the bait
jes_lawson confounded scientists for years
alienpantsyndrome
boinky33
kaufman
not_Scyess
UnknownEric
TheGovernor
fuzzyman
mmyers

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

3-29-03 9:15am (new)
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alienpantsyndrome
Stripcreator Newbie

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Serial Comic 8: Breaking News From Fox News NOW! by alienpantsyndrome
3-29-03
We interrupt this serial comic for an important breaking news story from FOX NEWS NOW with "special" war correspondent Dwed Pwyate Wobberts at a local Long John Silver's franchise...
I AM DA DWED PWYATE WOBBERTS!
And now back to our story...
Holy sweet fucking Jesus with an errection we're all gonna die!!!!
Arrrrggggg, my eyes are melting!!! Where the shit is Super Jesus to save us from this uranium enriched Camembaert doom? Only he can save us now!
Would you like salty dog sea fries with that, sir?
And extra spicy tubular tartar sauce smotherd on them motherbitchs, my good man.

MaxPayne tagged himself with a laser.
evil_d didn't write anything clever after his name.
Big Evil Dan contains 11 secret herbs and spices.
dcomposed is better than MaxPayne
Zegota made a comic
Kajun Firefly refused take the bait
jes_lawson confounded scientists for years
alienpantsyndrome just made matters worse
boinky33
kaufman
not_Scyess
UnknownEric
TheGovernor
fuzzyman
mmyers

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Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and I'll just laugh at you.

3-29-03 10:26am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Take me off the list. I don't feel like doing this anymore.

3-29-03 10:29am (new)
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BigEvilDan
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MaxPayne tagged himself with a laser.
evil_d didn't write anything clever after his name.
Big Evil Dan contains 11 secret herbs and spices.
dcomposed is better than MaxPayne
Zegota made a comic
Kajun Firefly refused take the bait
jes_lawson confounded scientists for years
alienpantsyndrome just made matters worse
boinky33 DELETED!!
kaufman
not_Scyess
UnknownEric
TheGovernor
fuzzyman
mmyers

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

3-29-03 11:33am (new)
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kingofthehill
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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by simply reading this thread, I have learned that MaxPayne is a bit of a twat.

3-29-03 12:44pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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More than a bit of a twat.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

3-29-03 2:49pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Serial Comic 8, Expos 3 by kaufman
3-29-03
Excuse me, I think you ate my brother.
Wait a minute, how are you talking to me?
I dunno. I just ate some cheese that had been dumped overboard, and it must have been radioactive or something. Speaking of which, mind if I have one of those salty dog cheese fries before I eat you?
Sure, go right ahead.
Le Ring! Le Ring!
Allez le grand orange! Zomeone is calling on ze secret freed... er, FRENCH fry fone. Le Super Jesus must be in deep merde!

MaxPayne tagged himself with a laser.
evil_d didn't write anything clever after his name.
Big Evil Dan contains 11 secret herbs and spices.
dcomposed is better than MaxPayne
Zegota made a comic
Kajun Firefly refused take the bait
jes_lawson confounded scientists for years
alienpantsyndrome just made matters worse
boinky33 DELETED!!
kaufman did something or other
not_Scyess
UnknownEric
TheGovernor
fuzzyman
mmyers


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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

3-29-03 6:45pm (new)
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MaxPayne
Senior Comic Technician

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Oh no! I don't have the approval of kingofthehill OR dcomposed. How will I continue with my life? *faint*

I'm a twat, whoopdie do. dcomposed is a pre-pube leftist halfwit that spouts commie anti-war rhetoric he heard on tv. And I don't really know kingofthehill so I can't really say much at this time, but watch for further bulletins.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

3-30-03 12:57am (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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I don't watch TV unless wrestling is on.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

3-30-03 4:24am (new)
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