Contest 184: Whose Strip Is It Anyway? by NeoVid 4-29-03

I'M YOUR HOST, ED MCMAHONRAPE. WELCOME TO 'WHOSE STRIP IS IT ANYWAY,' THE SERIES WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER. THAT'S RIGHT, THE POINTS ARE LIKE WIRTHLING'S DIGNITY. LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. 'MS EXPRESSIVE' MAURA AND 'I COULDA BEEN A MAIN CHARACTUH' TYLER! 'I'M TOO PEDANTIC FOR MY SHIRT' SCIENTIST AND 'GET OFF OF ME, GABE' WIGUDONKEY! You should not have been using single quotation marks during this setup.

Whose Strip 2 by NeoVid 4-29-03

IN CASE YOU CAN'T TELL THIS IS A RIPOFF OF A POPULAR TV SHOW, I WILL EXPLAIN THE RULES. THIS GAME IS CALLED "SCENES FROM A HAT". YOU'LL BE GIVEN VARIOUS RANDOM IDEAS AND WILL HAVE OUR ACTORS PLAY THEM OUT AS ENTERTAININGLY AS POSSIBLE. WHAT IDEAS, YOU ASK? DO YOU DARE TO QUESTION THE CONTEST MAKER, SCUM? WELL, HERE THEY ARE...

Whose Strip 3 by NeoVid 4-29-03

WORST PUN EVER LITTLE-KNOWN SECRETS ABOUT THE SC REGULARS Gabe Billings prefers mules. They're just too high-priced for him. THINGS NOT TO SAY TO AN ASSASSIN It took you this long?

Whose Strip 4 by NeoVid 4-29-03

WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR Congratulations, Mrs Billings. The results were positive. HOBBIES FOR THE INVULNERABLE Time for my cordless bungee jumping lesson... REJECTED COMIC CONTEST IDEAS Write your graduate thesis in the form of a comic series. Judging will be tomorrow.

Whose Strip 5 by NeoVid 4-29-03

INSTANT IQ TEST Hmm... should I turn around... MOVIES YOU HOPE THEY'LL MAKE "Foundation." I just like those books, OK? UNPOPULAR HOBBIES Time for my cordless bungee jumping class...

Since I forgot to say it in the strips, you can use any backgrounds or props you want, though points will be reduced for overembellishment. One-panel gags are just my preference, you can do as much as you want with any of the categories.

Judging will be Saturday, unless this idea I've had for several months turns out to be really unpopular.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Uncontested by itsclark 4-29-03

Rejected comic contest ideas: Make a comic about why you hate foreigners! Your favorite "Family Circle" using stripcreator characters. The lighter side of land mines. The secret life of sawdust. Hegel's Dialectic, a critique in three panels. A fan fiction series for "Swept Away".

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

3 Entries For Contest 184 by Rabid_Weasle 4-29-03

HOBBIES FOR THE INVULNERABLE Who is up for some shotgun tag! WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR There is no god! THINGS NOT TO SAY TO AN ASSASSIN Ok... my eyes are closed... when do I get my present?

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Poop.

That does it. When I have time, I'm making my dissertation into an SC graphic novel.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Scenes from a Cat by kaufman 4-29-03

INSTANT IQ TEST Do you know what I am? Clearly, you're a hole in the ground. WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR And best of all, for new patients, I throw in a free autopsy on the first visit. THINGS NOT TO SAY TO AN ASSASSIN No, silly, that's a finger. Your gun's in your other pocket.

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Worst Things by itsclark 4-29-03

Worst things to say to an assassin: You don't wanna shoot me. I know people! I'm talkin' about "made guys". Big name players! Yeah? Like who? Well, um... there's this one guy Boinky! He makes an online comic called "Shape Factory".

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

CC 184: Whose contest is it anyway by Devin 4-29-03

HOBBIES FOR THE INVULNERABLE Who wants to play Hot Potato? Let me pull the pin first... 3... 4... 5... Ha, he'll never find me if I hide in the refrigerator! Sure, Tyler, I'd be happy to try out your cooking! Hey!

CC 184: Whose contest is it anyway (2) by Devin 4-30-03

WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR Congratulations, you have a healthy baby-- whoops! These suckers are slippery! I just converted. I'm now a Christian Scientist! When was the last time you saw your watch? In my patient's intestines. I left it there for safe keeping during his operation.

CC184 by mmyers 4-30-03

THINGS NOT TO SAY TO AN ASSASSIN No, baby, aim for the stomach, it's much more painful. Just a little lower. BOOKS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE A MOVIE MADE FROM. Sweet! They're finally making that movie based on the telephone book. I come on around the middle. HOBBIES FOR THE INVULNERABLE. You just sit right there, Mr Bull, and I'll get your rectal examine underway.

CC184 (2) by mmyers 4-30-03

UNPOPULAR HOBBIES. No matter how much I shoot at that rainbow, no Skittles ever come out. I wanna taste the rainbow, dammit. REJECTED COMIC CONTEST IDEAS. 'Most traumatic childhood incident in comic form'. This is going to be great, plus I've got a lot of shit to get off my chest. *Tweet* WORST THING TO HEAR FROM YOUR DOCTOR. The ancient Egyptians looked at death as a long trip, and you like trips, don't you?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

More Scenes from a Cat by kaufman 4-30-03

HOBBIES FOR THE INVULNERABLE Tyler! What happened to you? Oh, I was just playing some Extreme Twister. Don't worry, I'll straighten out in a few days. Worst Pun Ever Don't you think having an assraping robot portrayed as host makes a colon mockery of "Whose Line"? WORST THING TO HEAR FROM THE DOCTOR Let's switch roles. I'll be the patient, and you play the doctor. Here, I'm lowering my pants.

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CC 184: Greg Proops Not Included (1) by jes_lawson 4-30-03

WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR Sir, you're going to need a rectal examination. Now being as I'm gay and have no arms... HOBBIES FOR THE INVUNERABLE Mmm...So that's what plutonium tastes like! REJECTED IDEAS FOR A COMIC CONTEST Your 'blog in comic form!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 184: whose line is it anywho? by boinky33 4-30-03

WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR We don't need a blood test. We got some of yours when you took your urine test. THINGS NOT TO SAY TO AN ASSASSIN Can I call you Ass for short? MOVIES YOU HOPE THEY'LL MAKE RING RING! LOL!

CC 184 by boinky33 4-30-03

UNPOPULAR HOBBIES HOBBIES FOR THE INVULNERABLE MOVIES YOU HOPE THEY'LL MAKE

Suck-up.

suck up? how is making Tobor cornhole Neovid sucking up?

For Clive Anderson by TheGovernor 4-30-03

UNPOPULAR HOBBIES Want to see my collection of Dog-Shit shaped like American Presidents? WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR Ignorance is bliss HOBBIES FOR THE INVULNERABLE Tonight in Bomb Disposal class, Grenades and how to diffuse them in under 10 seconds...

However, that strip did get him a 100 point bonus.

50 points to Kaufman for "You're a hole in the ground."

Minus 25 to everyone for still not using one of the categories.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 184: whose whater.... by boinky33 4-30-03

THINGS NOT TO SAY TO AN ASSASSIN Kill me. HOBBIES FOR THE INVULNERABLE LET'S GO BOBBING FOR BEE HIVES! LITTLE-KNOWN SECRETS ABOUT THE SC REGULARS I'm really Colin Mochrie.

See? SUCK-UP!

I'll suck YOU up!

CC 184: hahahahahahha by boinky33 4-30-03

WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR What the fuck is that? MOVIES YOU HOPE THEY'LL MAKE Kangaroo Jack .... IN SPACE! THINGS NOT TO SAY TO AN ASSASSIN Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

CC184: Movie Edition by itsclark 4-30-03

Movies we'd like to see: Girls Gone Wilder -- LAURA INGALLS Wilder! More movies we'd like to see: Faces of Death VIII: Telemarketing Accidents. Instant IQ test: Honey, which should we rent? "A Beautiful Mind" or "Jackass the Movie?"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I like this contest; I get to use my seldom-used skills at one-panelers. I hope these are enough to make the running.

CC 184: Things Not to Say to an Assassin by Scyess 4-30-03

Oh! I thought you said Taylor, not Tyler. So yeah, I am the guy you're looking for. Look, you've been shooting at me for an hour. I just came to point out what a lousy shot you are. Anyone can kill someone, but a real assasin could keep him alive and conscious for days upon days of excrutiating torment.

CC 184: Worst Things to Hear from a Doctor by Scyess 4-30-03

Our five months of invasively extensive and excrutiatinly expensive tests show an 80% chance that you are, in fact, a pink donkey. Wow! You went to college? What was it like? No, no, no... this rectal thermometer only looks like my penis.

CC 184: Hobbies for the Invulnerable by Scyess 4-30-03

Taunting Warmongers HEY, BUSH! I HAVE A BUNCH OF ITCHING POWDER! WHY NOT COME INVADE ME FOR MY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! Taunting Mike Tyson You call that a punch? grrr... Eating at McDonalds So you want the McBurger, McFries, Mystery McNuggets? Yeah, and try to pick some without McBeaks and McAsses this time.

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"Old" is the old new.

And oh! Did I hear someone request more?

CC 184: Instant IQ Test by Scyess 4-30-03

I've got a great idea for a dot-com company! Great! Here's several million dollars! Go to it. The Chinese ambassador invited me to tour the nation's meat packing plant. I feel the sudden urge to rub myself all over Scyess' eraser.

CC 184: Movies I Hope They'll Make by Scyess 4-30-03

Kichips KiSS VXE OC-192 8x8 Scaleable Switch Fabric User Guide: The Movie Routing tag configuration can be set at CPU interface address 0001 to one of eight valid byte locations. Oo! Tihs is my favorite part. Jaws 5: Teletubbies/Olsen Twins Crossover Movie I just turned Tinky-Winky into bloody-woody schreddy weddies. Smooth. Scyess' Comics: The Movie I heard Scyess got $40 million in royalties for this movie. And yet he still hasn't bothered to learn to draw.

CC 184: Unpopular Hobbies by Scyess 4-30-03

Wow... that's... really... a great... booger collection... Chlorine eating contest! Ready... GO! Difficulty aside, why do you even bother to shave cats? Well, you'd be surprised how fetching they can look with a goatee and racing stripes.

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"Old" is the old new.

Geez... it's one thing if you want to rip off Callahan comics, but do you really have to enter them in a comic contest?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002