Hey, everyone:

What's YOUR anti-drug?

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YEE-HAW!!!!!

Booze. Booze and free internet porn.
Stick that in your public service announcement timeslot.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Love.

Comedy Central.

I suppose it was around the thirty thousandth time they played Nice Dreams.

Marijuana.

What the hell is an anti drug and why can't I just take drugs instead?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You can take drugs, but if you take drugs and anti-drugs at the same time they annihilate each other and you get a frickin awesome buzz.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

MASTURBATION!

Shh! No need to shout, boinky, we can see you through your inadequate, threadbare curtains with our high powered telescopes and digital cameras. Please continue...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Mine anti-drug is the fact that I witnessed drugs destroy one of my close friends' life over the period of four months.

*wipes tear from eye*

Keep your damn fries.

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Way to bring down the drug thread....

i like fudge

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No.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Poon. "God's Way Of Making Life Bearable"®

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

...and chocolate chip cookies...

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No.

Ha ha! OUT-RAGOUS!

Surprise drug testing at work.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

...and girls, except when they drip all over my sheets...

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No.

Serves you right for taking ice sculptures to bed.

Yeah, and horny women.

Bitch.

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AAAHHHHH MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No.

What's going on?

Either the piano or poverty.

Is that like anti-matter, or what?

And whom do I have to make sweet love with to get a burger around here?

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Sex Piano.

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Hey, everyone:

What's YOUR anti-drug?

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