Actually, it's quite simple.

Take the last non-series, non-contest comic you made before this contest was posted and turn it into a series. You can enter as many times as you want, but each comic has to follow your last entry as part of the same series. For a valid entry, you must make at least three comics in addition to the original one you made before the contest.

Just to reign it in a little bit, you must mention, refer to, or otherwise imply the existence of two the following at least once each:

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[*]something having to do with unemployment
[*]something having to do with infecteous diseases
[*]something having to do with something really loud
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I won't be more specific than that, since everyone's last comic will be different. I'll be lenient on what your "last" comic is if you happen to voilate the fine print or something, but not too lenient. For my own reference I'll note that at the time of this posting the latest comic on the site was #141056.

Judging will be 'round about Friday-ish. I will select as the winner either a whole series or an individual comic within a series. Go for it.

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[*]Stay away from jokes about other SC strippers and forum in-jokes such as TOBOR, wirthling sucking, Cowboy Physics, etc. They're old, they're tired, and many of them weren't funny to begin with. So even though they're technically allowed by the rules, I will not find them funny. So you will lose.
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"Old" is the old new.

To get the ball rolling, since my last CC entry was an (accidental) rip-off, I'm entering god-damnéd blog comics. They may be crap but at least they're original - this was pretty much what happened when I went back to visit my oldest bud, the Monkey Boy, in sunny Belfast at the weekend.

I pray that this was the last comic I made before this competition started, otherwisae I'll have to do a series about Crap Jokes My Dad Told Me...

The more things change... by jes_lawson 5-05-03

So what's been the craíc in Belfast the last two years? Not much... Oh! I got this cool new message writer frisbee! Watch what it says when you throw it!... "Ballbag?" Cool isn't it? Ha ha ha!

The more things change...(2) by jes_lawson 5-05-03

So what else are you at, apart from throwing obscene objects around Botanic Gardens? We discovered you could guff into the safe at work and store it overnight! And how, pray tell, did you discover that? When the assistant manager had to delay opening the store for 10 minutes so he could air the petty cash!

The more things change...(3) by jes_lawson 5-05-03

So do you actually do any work at this store of yours? Hell no! The customers are all clueless wee spidey bastards! They're all like:"Ay! Digital cameras! Fuckin' nuts, like!"

The more things change...(4) by jes_lawson 5-05-03

Mate, I'm surprised you're not on the dole by now! You'd be surprised how much we can get away with before we're sacked! Not really. Didn't I call you up one time, and you'd just told your manager to fuck himself and his job sideways? Yeah. Ten minutes later I was the new assistant manager. They must really be desperate for quality staff. Tenacity is the single most important quality for dealing with customers. And the tramps who live in the alley behind the store.

The more things change...(5) by jes_lawson 5-05-03

Hey! Enough about work, man. Been to any gigs? Hell yeah! Anti-Pop Consortium played the Menagerie. Aw, Roxor! But... The Menagerie! Man, what a hate-box! Nah! MC Beans rocked so hard nobody could hear anyone else trying to start a fight with them. You've changed mate! A year ago you wouldn't have gone near the Menagerie! You've changed too! I can't believe you just said "Roxor" in an actual honest to God sentence! I ought to lock you in our safe at work, geek!

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The more things change...(6) by jes_lawson 5-05-03

How's Paula doin' these days? She's good. Applying to do a PGCE at Durham would you believe? Oh man! My old uni! Excellent, she'll love it. Yip yip yip. How's your other half? Oh God! OH GOD! She told me she was clean! It burns! IT BURNS! Ha ha! I do read your Stripcreator stuff y'know! That'll teach ya to go diving without a helmet!

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I've got nothing.

15 Short strips Near or Far from Nowhere by crabby 4-03-03

My wife would kill me if she knew I was with analien. Little does she know I don't live underwater! I should just call for help. NO! That's what those elves want me to do. If you're not embarassed of being gay why can't I meet your mother? We're in jail.

15 Short strips Near or Far from Nowhere by crabby 5-05-03

Analien I'm afraid we can't see eachother anymore. I'm tired of going around behind my wife's back to be with you. I can't let her no that I'm not what I seem. So it's over. Just come with me to my underwater lair and we'll talk this out. Look I've known all along that you don't live underwater. We met at the unemployment office and you told me the first day you lived with your mother. Yeah.......My mother underwater...........In my lair.

15 Short strips Near or Far from Nowhere by crabby 5-05-03

How did this even happen. I was just out for a midnight cruise with Rudolph. He's never crashed before what was wrong with him. Are you sure we don't need a rubber? I told you baby, I'm totally clean. That's it I'm just gonna call the damn elves.

15 Short strips Near or Far from Nowhere by crabby 5-05-03

So as soon as we get out I can meet your mother? I didn't say that. VERY LOUD! He just exploded with rage.

Damn, this nice 'n' simple contest is kicking my ass. Turns out the last non-contest, non-series strip I did was a strip ALL ABOUT Stripcreator in-jokes (violating the repeated rule in all contests de Sycess). So I had to go WAY BACK (snicker) to mid-March to find a single, one-off strip not done for a contest that I could turn into a series. Sheesh. What the heck happened to me?

Series coming soon.

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Here goes.

The original:

Librarian Pick-Up Lines. by UnknownEric 3-18-03

Have you ever had a man give you a Library of Congress subject heading before? I'd love to search your database. Who's your Dewey?

The pale imitators:

Librarian Pick-Up Lines II by UnknownEric 5-06-03

Hey baby, you ever been with a man with a huge set of encyclopedias. Reference only, of course. Let's go browse the HQs and see if we get any ideas, if you know what I mean... Don't worry, baby... I won't "shush" you if things get loud...

Librarian Pick-Up Lines III by UnknownEric 5-06-03

Can I catalog your softcover? The closed stacks are pretty empty this time of night, if you know what I mean... Sure, I'll look up your ancestors in the census... if you'll let me look up your dress...

Librarian Pick Up Lines IV: The One To Make It Compliant by UnknownEric 5-06-03

I'm an unemployed librarian. Wanna "give me a job"... uhh... "indexing" your "files?" Uhh... baby... *Physician's Desk Reference You got an infectious disease? Well, excuse me while I whip out my PDR*... I'm not getting laid tonight, am I? No.

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This started it:

In my own little corner. by mmyers 5-01-03

Ahh-choo! Oh man, my sinuses are killing me. My face is puffy. My head is killing me. I can say, without hyperbole, that it feels like I've been punched in the face. SMACK, POW, BIFF! Like that? Does it feel like getting punched in the face like that? I stand corrected.

Then came:

In my own little corner (2) by mmyers 5-05-03

Hey, Filing clerk. Good news for you. After four years of being the filing clerk, we've decided to promote you to HR analyst. All you have to do is accept the position. I...*ACHOO*...I'd like...*ACHOO-ACHOO* Now this will mean less time actually working, but it will also mean a substantial raise, and a parking space, and stock options. Just need a 'yeah' or 'nay' from you. *ACHOO*...I would like...*ACHOO*...to accep... *ACHOO* *ACHOO* *ACHOO* Aw, screw it. Pepe, looks like Myers doesn't want it, so the job's yours. *ACHOO* *ACHOO* *ACHOO* *ACHOO*

In my own little corner (3) by mmyers 5-05-03

NOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO *ACHOO* OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!

In my own little corner (4) by mmyers 5-06-03

Eyes running...noise also running...face hurts. Dude, you should go to the chiropractor. My old lady swears by 'em. Clear your...'whatever' right up. Chiropractors aren't so bad, right? I heard that the government even has laws and stuff for these guys now. Hey hey, come right in. I have a tent in the back where we can do your intial exam. My name is Tad, Dr. Tad, or just the Tadders. What ever makes you comfortable.

In my own little corner (5) by mmyers 5-06-03

Hey, I think my goat likes you. Right this way, Ferris Wheel. Excuse me, did you just call me Ferris wheel? Here at Doctor Tadders, we don't believe in referring to people by their society name but rather their spirit name. What exactly are you a doctor of, Tad? At Doctor Tadders, we don't believe in labeling ourselves as a 'Doctor' or 'PHD' or 'College Dropout'. It's all good here. Also, you can't prove that I ever said that I was a doctor, either.

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These finished it (unless I get a better idea and decide to erase these):

In my own little corner (6) by mmyers 5-06-03

*ACHOO* *ACHOO* All better now, yes? I'm still sneezing. It's a process, Fire Hydrant. Did you notice that you did not sneeze for a few minutes there? If you come back twice a week for the next 6 months, your cold will clear up. Cold? I thought I had allergies. Whatever, just come back next week.

In my own little corner (7) by mmyers 5-06-03

So did the chiropractic clear your sneezing up? Sort of. It was so expensive, I couldn't afford to keep my cat. Turned out that I was allergic to the cat. Low self esteem, hmm? Chiropractic can clear that right up. 6 months, twice a week...

Man, this contest wasn't as much complicated as it was hard. I think there was a reason why I only did one of the original. Ah well.

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Number 6 - Mr Kidney by Choobychooby 4-27-03

Hey Carol, sorry it's been a while since I visited, things are fine here, I just bought myself a new car and I've planted an apple tree at the bottom of the garden. I'm seeing this new woman, I hope that's alright, I feel it's time I moved on with my life, she's a nice girl, you'll really like her. I'll bury her here beside you when I'm finished! see you next week?

Number 6 - Mr Kidney by Choobychooby 5-06-03

On a date: I hope you don't mind me asking, but how did Carol die? No, it's okay, a piano fell on her from the top of our building. Oh my, I'm sorry, that must have been awful. Yeah, it was pretty heavy. It must have taken you a while to get over it. It took me longer to get it up the stairs.

Number 6 - Mr Kidney by Choobychooby 5-06-03

still on a date: So, what is it you do for a living? Actually, I don't have a job, although sometimes a scientist pays for some blood samples from me. He's hoping to find a cure.

Number 6 - Mr Kidney by Choobychooby 5-06-03

Thank you, tonight was so lovely. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Yeah, maybe we can do this again some time? I rarely need a second attempt. Your husband's a dick.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

This'll teach me to make comics while pissed up on booze.

CC609 - We all have our whole lives ahead of us by kramer_vs_kramer 4-11-03

Mr Jesus, what will I be when I grow up? Little girl, I can show you the future. You just need to gaze deep into my rectum and BEHOLD... Blowjob for fifty bucks? Sorry, I can't afford that. I'm saving for the £14,000 Apple Watch. That hardly seems plausible. I know! £14k for an Apple Watch? That is fucked up!

THE FROTHY FLUIDS MOISTENED HIS CARHARTT JEANS by kramer_vs_kramer 5-06-03

VERY LOUD ALARM CLOCK NOISE! Gah! My head feels awful, I must have been completely hammered last night. I hope I didn't do anything stupid. Morning, honey! Sleep well? Shit.

ENRAGED, THE DAMP-TROUSERED MAN DEMANDED I BUY HIM ANOTHER by kramer_vs_kramer 5-06-03

Look, Boorite. Whatever I said last night, I was drunk and didn't mean any of it. But... but you confessed your undying love for me! I did? Yes. And you asked me to move in with you, so I quit my job and sold all my worldly goods to buy a plane ticket to be here with you. ALL your worldy goods? Well, apart from the buttplugs. For some reason nobody wanted to buy them.

DESPITE BUYING HIM ANOTHER, I FAILED TO LURE HIM INTO BED by kramer_vs_kramer 5-06-03

Look, I really regret inviting you over here for no reason, but frankly you disgust me. Get out of my house. That's not what you said last night. But I've been trying to explain. I was very drunk last night. I didn't mean a single word. Really? Try explaining that in A COURT OF LAW. Court? We didn't get married, did we? No, I just like hanging around courthouses.

Also, for rules compliance I'd like to state that the fact that it's Boorite in the comic is irrelevant, and shouldn't contravene the rule about SC stripper jokes.