Here's a few, feel free to read them all.

Aim Low, Shoot Low by choadwarrior 5-09-03

How come you aliens keep abductin' us and cornholin' us with anal probes? It's phase one of our evil plan. To take over the Earth? No, to make southerners seem stupid. We believe in setting realistic goals.

Now It Can Be Told by choadwarrior 5-10-03

If you're really the son of God, why don't you just perform a miracle and let yourself down? I would, but it's very complicated... I have to cross my arms and blink. You know...like on "I Dream of Jeanie."

Win-Win Situation by choadwarrior 5-06-03

Of all the people on Earth, why have you chosen to abduct me? Anal probe? I thought you'd never ask.

How hung is god? by choadwarrior 4-30-03

Jesus, is it true God created us in His own image? Yes, my child And He also made us ashamed of our nakedness? Yes, my child So He has a tiny wang too?

Good stuff.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I agree.

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Dad was flammable

thanks, kajun and evil--after reading your strips, I'll gladly take the compliment.

Your comics are funny. This is a good thing.

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thanks, kajun and evil--after reading your strips, I'll gladly take the compliment.

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I like them. Way to go.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

I also liked them.
Unlike these fellows, the majority of my comics suck.
My approval or disapproval of your comics should weigh lightely on your conscience.

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I added you to my favorites list, even though you chose the name "choadwarrior", which I find crude and offensive. I hate you.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Amen. I laughed out loud. People in the office turned to look at me. Adding you to the favorite comics list. What's a Choad?

I love Now It Can Be Told more than life itself.

Hooray! A stripcreator newbie who isn't involved with this whole D**g thing. And who makes funny strips!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I read one and got addicted, and ended up reading them all - they're really funny! I've added you as a favourite author too.

Great comics, these are also good:

Perspective by choadwarrior 5-18-03

So tell me about this furry fetish again. I like to dress up in plush costumes, pretend I'm the animal, and have sex with other men, preferably also in furry costumes. Thank you. For what? For the first time in my life, I feel normal.

If God Existed, This Song Wouldn't by choadwarrior 5-18-03

Kum ba yah, my Lord, kum ba yah... Yeah, I hate that song too.

Slow Death by choadwarrior 5-19-03

My husband seems to spend a lot of time out in the garage. Except to eat or sleep, he's never in the house. I can't understand why he's always out there. I was hoping to get your take on it. I'd say he hasn't learned how to effectively tune you out like I have. He'll come back in when he starts to lose his hearing.

Now You're Killing Me by choadwarrior 5-19-03

Well, I'm not going to let this go. A husband should spend time with his family, not hiding in the garage, sneaking beers. Tonight, I'm going to go out there and hang out until he tells me why he'd rather sit in a dark, dirty garage all night instead of inside our house with me and the kids. If he closes the door and starts your cars, don't fight the urge to fall asleep.

Do Unto Others by choadwarrior 5-20-03

So God killed you when someone masterbated, huh? Yeah, what's up with killing kittens? How come he can't make people blind or give them hairy palms like he used to? Perhaps he's cutting humans some slack because cats have nine lives. Goddamn circle jerks.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Many thanks to everyone who replied.

Your comics are brilliant and I look forward to reading more in the future.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Too late.