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Super Duper Really Really Neat-o Peachy Keen
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To close matters, the solution:
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Will Smith and Tom Hanks, Saddam's whores
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| We don't feel it's appropriate to attend the Oscars when we're bombing folks. | |
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| Good job we weren't actually nominated. | |
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Nicole Kidman, spinster, and Russell Crowe, soon-to-be-ex-bachelor
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| Who'da thunk putting on a nasal disguise would fool people into thinking you're a good actor. What a world. | |
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| Quick, there's just time for some bumsex. Hey, I'm talking to you. | |
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| Even though he half-closes his eyes and whines in lieu of acting, I think Michael Caine should win for his role in that Vietnam film. | |
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| Ho! Don't mention the war! | |
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| Rate the previous comic out of 10. | |
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| 7. I liked the premise, but I thought your examples sucked. | |
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| Anyway, I'm off to have sex with a woman. | |
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| I'd've said at least 8... | |
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I was lucky enough that he put russel crowe AND politics in the first example, and his comics sucking AND college in the second. Hence these examples combined demonstrate the four topics of conversation which ANDYDOUGAN seems to enjoy so much. But yes, now that I'm quite sober, i realize that this would never work in a million seconds. But that's ok.
*puts GtR in an australian hibernaculum until autumn, in the meantime, formulating other ideas concerning contests where a winner can be determined in a matter of hours*
--- AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!
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