I am not proposing a contest, but thought this might be a fun topic.

Inspired by mmyers: Commercials you never want to see again.

Here's one of mine

A commercial _I_ Never want to see again by CrunchyCheese 6-04-03

Mmm This is some good yogurt. It's like "Wind in your hair" good Not this crap again I'm talking "Favorite Song on the Radio" good I'm talking "Fresh batteries in the vibrator" good How about "Beating you bloody with a shovel" good?

[ bad : okay : good ]

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Another annoying commercial by CrunchyCheese 6-04-03

Hi there. Carrot Top here reminding you to dial down the center with 1-800-C.A.L.L.A.T.T What the hell?! Dude, I was about to score... Everyone scores when you dial down the middle with 1-800-C.A.L.L.A.T.T I bought that chick drinks all night, now she's gone Free for her, cheap for you

[ bad : okay : good ]

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Win a contest and make this the rules.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Yeah

Probably should have put it in RMDC forum, in retrospect...

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

To: SC Regulars
From: CrunchyCheese
re: "Fun Topic Inspired by MMYERS" thread in CC Forum

Regs,

Please accept my apologies for the daring breach of ethics in posting this thread. As a new member, I was perhaps overzealous in my desire to participate and contribute to the forums.

I hereby retract this thread, and apologize for any inconveniece or indigestion I may have caused.

Sincerely
CrunchyCheese
A big dumb animal

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Not before I post this.

Random Comic! The Truth about The Truth Commercials by Scyess 3-10-03

Hi! We're a bunch of unkempt, pissed-off looking teenage punks off the street. We'd like to swarm up to the CEO's office with this video crew and berate her, the company, and its products. Um, no. What? You won't let us go up? That is conclusive proof that your company makes harmful products! We're going to stand here on your private property and shout and act aggressive until you let us up! Um, then I have to ask you have to leave. AHA! THERE! WE'RE GOING TO PUT THIS EXCHANGE ON NATIONAL TV SO EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT YOUR COMPANY IS CONSPIRING TO KILL UNDERAGED CHILDREN! No, if they were, they'd've issued me a gun for times like this...

[ bad : okay : good ]

I'm sure Brad will move this to RMDC if you ask him nicely.

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"Old" is the old new.

Since I'm being inspiring and all that...

More commercials I don't want to see again. by mmyers 6-05-03

*music* It's oh so quiet, shh, shh; it's oh so still, shh, shh... You're all alone, and so peaceful until...YOU FALL IN LOVE, ZING, BOOM, THE SKY UP ABOVE, ZING BOOM, IS CAVING IN, WOW! The new season of Sex in the City, coming soon, only on HBO! Sluts.

[ bad : okay : good ]

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

You need to win a CC crunchy...that sounds like an idea that would bring a lot of good entries to the table.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Yeah - but you see, I suck at the comics...

Maybe someday, someone will win a contest, and use the idea, and dedicate it to me, who dedicated it to mmyers.

Or, maybe I will be flamed off the boards.

Either way, something is bound to happen

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Don't be so hard on yourself Crunchy, the 1800callatt comic is great. Of course, I might be biased since you used my character heh.

A TV Commercial I Never Want To See Again by descolada99 6-05-03

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Grrrrrrrrr How about this? Can you hear this, bitch?!

[ bad : okay : good ]

Yeah, we shoudl get this transported over to RMDC. It's a good thread so far.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Maybe somebody will win a contest and be to lazy to think up an idea and just steal your idea.

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Poop.