[i]Good evening, I am David Frost. Welcome to "Test Forum." Tonight, our panelists include Franz Kafka, Burgess Meredith, and the German Luftwaffe.
Luftwaffe, some claim that your testing methods are nothing but...ah, thin air. How do you respond?[/i]
"Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaah."
I see, excellent. Now, Burgess--thank you for making it all the way from the States, by the way--Burgess, some say that your testing methods are old and moldy--much like good cheese...good for cheese, yes, but bad for tests. How do you reply?
[Silence]
Very thoughtful, indeed. Now, Franz, may I call you "The Franz?" Wonderful. Now, The Franz, still others say that your testing methods are merely absurd with no sound basis in reality or even revelance. How does this criticism make you feel?
"Like good cheese!"
Of course. That's all of our time tonight for "Test Forum." Be sure to tune in tomorrow night for our very special guest--Margaret Thatcher's knickers! I am David Frost. Good night.
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