Trying to make the funny after such a long absence.

The Life of Israphael, Part 1 by israphael 8-13-03

Thanks for having dinner with me. No problem. It's been so hectic at the new job. I never seem to get a chance to catch my breath. I know the feeling. Hello, I'm Candice and I'll be your waitress tonight. What can I get you ladies to drink? Ladies?

The Life of Israphael, Part 2 by israphael 8-13-03

Look over the menus. I'll be back shortly with your drinks, ma'am. Ma'am? Ma'am! Did you hear that! She called me ma'am! *Snicker* She thinks I'm a woman! Looks like somebody's got issues.

The Life of Israphael, Part 3 by israphael 8-13-03

I don't see why you're upset. What do you care what she thinks about you? Oh waitress, my lover would like to see a desert menu. Oh, did I say something wrong?

The Life of Israphael, Part 4 by israphael 8-13-03

How can she mistake me for a woman? It's just a simple mistake. After all, you do have a nondescript physique. Nondescript physique! I'll have you know, I'm the epitome of manhood! I have the body of a god! Yeah... Buddha.

The Life of Israphael, Part 5 by israphael 8-13-03

Maybe she's right. What should I care what other people think? I know I'm a man. I'm perfectly comfortable with my masculinity. So you want to buy a motorcycle. Welcome to Harley Davidson.

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Unfortunately, this is a little too autobiographical.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

The first five were great, maybe I'll read the rest later.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Funny.

Good job, I liked them all.

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Poop.

very funny--i say 'welcome back' to you and your hog.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Great stuff. Welcome back israphael.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I haven't laughed so hard since Roger Ebert said something about Kevin costner winning a Best Actor Oscar for Robin Hood.

Good stuff, raph!

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This is not my empire.

/me jumps on bandwagon.

but then you know i've always loved you, israph (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars