BobTron, you're the one who called this time-wasting department meeting, now start it already!
Oh good, you're as excited as I am! Surely the rumors have trickled down to your neck of Cubicle City!
Huh? What rumors? What are you going on about?
Look, I know I made it clear that all the details of this project were supposed to be hush-hush, but sometimes, co-workers gossip and, well, you know...
No, I don't know, because you're my only co-worker, and all you ever talk about is T.V. SHOWS I DON'T WATCH!!!
Well, duh. I had to avoid talking about the project. That shit was hush-hush.
