THINK OF IT AS A VACATION TO THE HAGUE: Your comics are so awful that you are accused of crimes against humanity. Pay $400 in legal fees.
Your honor, all females depicted in my client's comics are over the age of 18.
Not guilty!
COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: You sure are an idiot. Move backwards on subsequent turns, until you pass another player who can point out your errors.
NE1 WHO WOULD MAKE MORE THAN TEN POSTS ON THIS SITE IS A DUMB GAY NERD
Does that explain why you won't leave?
FOR MY DEAD HOMIES: Beloved SC art is lost due to antiquated copyright laws. I'm sure he'd want to be buried along with all of your cards. So discard them already.
I'm sorry, it's just not the same. Do you think you could cut off one ear?