IT'S A FREE INTERNET: You vehemently defend your right to annoy people in the forums. Spend $100 for a crash course in maturity.
Freedom of speech! I can say whatever I want! So there! Manboobs!
Your parents must be so proud.
MAGNIFICENT BASTARD: You are declared an official magnificent bastard! Collect $50 and take another turn.
I dub thee Sir Boorite, M.B.
*sniff* ...this is the happiest day of my life.
BULLETS, NOT CUM: You create a fake account and begin trolling the forums. All players must roll the die to see if they fall for it. Any who roll a 5 or 6 must pay you $30.
God made AIDS to punish the Canadians! Black people prefer pens to pencils!