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Just for Fun #1 by flickguy 7-24-01
At the Museum... This piece is from the depressionist era. Note the blue. What the -- ??	According to the guide, the artist committed his entire life to the canvas *SHOULD* be committed...	So what did we learn from this trip? If you ever pick up a paint brush, I'm calling the psych ward.

 

Just for Fun #2 by flickguy 7-24-01
Ow. An accident! Oh, my! You've had an accident!	This hurts. What should I do? I know! I'll run around like a madman and hope someone notices. Then when they ask what I'm on, I'll show them what you did.	You could call 911 Maybe if I flap my arms up and down like a Funky Chicken!!

 

Just for Fun #3 by flickguy 7-24-01
So this guy walks into a bar.		He died. So did you -- about three jokes ago.

 

Just for Fun #4 by flickguy 7-24-01
Open Mike Night at the Comedy Club What did one microphone say to the other microphone?		Nothing. Microphones can't talk! Lucky for you.

 

Just for Fun #5 by flickguy 7-24-01
So then the second guy says... Oh, I can't take this anymore!		"Stick THAT in your ear!" Hehe.. if he only knew...

 

Just for Fun #6 by flickguy 7-25-01
Open Mike Night Continues Why did the chicken cross the road?	No, really -- I want to know. Doesn't the chicken know that 99% of all non-food related chicken deaths occur due to negligent road crossing? What was he thinking??	Is this thing on? Unfortunately.

 

Just for Fun #7 by flickguy 7-25-01
Backstage at the Comedy Club What on earth happened to YOU? I've been turned into a feet-for-ears!	Oh, my! Are you going to be all right? NO!! I want to be my beautiful clown self again!	You know, actually this is kind of an improvement... Somebody call the Clown Authority!!

 

Just for Fun #8 by flickguy 8-03-01
The Clown's Dilemma I want to be a clown again! Just repeat to yourself, "There's no place like Nome... there's no place like Nome..."	Okay, I'll try it. Moron.	Soon... AAAAAA!! I'm in Alaska!!! Moron.

 

CC55: Party Flavors by flickguy 8-22-01
At the next Annual StripCreator Convention... Get LOST, Wirthless!	Um... LadyJ just knocked Wirthling's head off again. She seems to have a big chip on her shoulder	Ha! He's just lucky she's in a GOOD mood today. Look at meeee, I'm flying!!

 

CC56: Believe it or What by flickguy 8-24-01
95% of regular StripCreator users engage in the "in-joke" So Crabby walks into a bar... There's medications for that.	25% of them don't get the joke. All your base are belong to us. THAT is not proper grammar!	This is Suki. She did your mom last night. All her base are belong to me now.

 

CC59: The Molden Days by flickguy 9-03-01
I quit my job today. I don't think I was moving up fast enough in the company. Is that wrong? Of course not! Why, when I was your age, I was almost a vice-president in a multi-national company.	"Almost?" Grandpa, you got fired from that job when you were still in the mail room! True -- but I came this close. The CEO and his wife came to visit us, and I really impressed him with my vim and vigor!	You spilled coffee on him and threw up on his wife's blouse. I wonder if that's why I wasn't invited to the Christmas party??

 

CC60: Double Entendre by flickguy 9-05-01
		My ass? Mm-hmm.

 

CC60 Part II: Merely Entendre. by flickguy 9-05-01
		My ass? Mm-hmm.

 

Untitled by flickguy 9-13-01
This is	no longer	FUNNY! Maybe not, but it sure is fun!

 

Comic Cup 5: Last in Place by flickguy 10-01-01
Danger, Will Robitussin! Danger! An evil robot is approaching! Golly, Robutt, you're right! There's a giant robutt chasing Doctor Priss this way!	Young William (whom I hate on a weekly basis but always run to for assistance when I get myself into jams), you have to help me! It's horrible... It's hideous! Gee wiz, Doctor Priss! What horrible manner of robutt could possibly have you in such a quandry?	Duhn-Duhn-DUNNNNNNNNN...... RAAAAAAR!!!! TOBOR CORNHOLE DOCTOR PRISS!! I hate these weekly cliffhangers...

 

Comic Cup 6.1: Dinner is severed! by flickguy 10-30-01
Look, honey! I made enchiladas for dinner tonight. And since I know you don't eat meat, they're *cheese* enchiladas! That's so thoughful of you, but... well, you know I'm a vegan, and I don't eat cheese either.	That's okay, I'll just whip up a plate of leaves and bark for you.	I'm sleeping on the couch tonight, aren't I?

 

Comic Cup 6.2: Newflash by flickguy 11-14-01
We interrupt our regular StripCreator programming to bring you this special report. Live from drunken-brawl-torn Absolutistan, here's Barbie WaWa. We're here with Dan, the brilliant inventor who has created the Pocket Projector. Dan, what exactly does your invention do? It... uh... projects things. And... uh, it's small. So it fits in your pocket. I think.	You've been so busy lately, with all your donkey sodomizing accessories and other assorted inanities; when did you have time to come up with this idea? I had the idea when I dodged the draft back in the Vietnam War. I thought, "If I could become a tree, I could be an actor or something." Of course, Kevin Costner beat me to that.	So how about a demonstration of your device? What's so funny? Nothing. Want a carrot?

 

Tag Team Comic Cup the First: Femininity by flickguy 11-19-01
On an average street in Anytown, USA... Hello, young attractive female type. You look gloomy. What's wrong? Oh, Mr. Strange Man whom I don't know, its that time where I get that not-so-fresh feeling.	I bet the leading feminine products just don't work. I know. I've been there. What on earth am I to do? *insert distressed expression*	Try new Fresh Feeling, the new feminine product with no clinical studies whatsoever! Guaranteed to leave you fresh, or you used it wrong! Wow, thanks Stranger! I'll rush right home and try it!

 

CC#105: Biography by flickguy 3-11-02
From the moment he was born, Dog-on-ball had a very special skill. Look, Ma! No hands! My mother warned me not to have drunken one-night-stands...	Anxious to prove himself, Dog-on-ball ran away and joined a circus, where he was adored by children of all ages. Mr. Elephant, I'm sorry I stole your gig, but I really need this job. Who let the dog in?	Sadly, they couldn't teach an old dog-on-ball new tricks. Look, we taught him to play dead! I'm not playing, you dolts.

 

CC126 by flickguy 6-18-02
		Two-fifty?

 

CC127: Ode to kaufman by flickguy 6-25-02
Honey, we can't afFORD to have your VOLVO pierced. JEEPsus CHRYSLER, Peter! I'm not asking you to make payments until INFINITI.	LEXUS talk about this. It's a CHEVY issue, and your MERCURY is rising. If you can't understand and be reasonable about this, I'm AUDI here!	Don't DODGE the issue! I'm HONDA count to ... oh, forget it.

 

CC127: Ode to kaufman (Pt 2) by flickguy 6-25-02
That pig! That swine! That... That... Moronic, self-sentered, egotistical putz?	Well... I wouldn't go *that* far, Dad... PORSCHE-a, why don't you tell Daddy what's wrong...	Well, Peter and I had a fight, because I want to pierce my... **whisper whisper** I had one o' them, once. It didn't fit right.

 

CC127: Ode to kaufman (Pt 3) by flickguy 6-25-02
So what should I do, Dad? Tell him how much you love him. Tell him you respect his feelings. Make LAMBORGHINI alfredo for dinner.	And then go out and get your VOLVO pierced anyway.	Soon... Honey, I want you to know how much I love you, and that I respect your feelings. Here, I made pasta for dinner. I hate my father.

 

CC128: What If...? by flickguy 6-29-02
	What if Mentski had used a "different" catchword? Moo.

 

CC128: What If...? again by flickguy 6-29-02
What if dcomposed only saved his funny comics?

 

CC128: What If...? #2 by flickguy 6-29-02
	What if wirthling didn't suck? You know something? I have nothing to say. Me either.

 

World's Worst... by flickguy 6-30-02
...thing to say at a Bachelor Party Hey, dude... isn't the dancer your fiancee?

 

World's Worst Things to Say... by flickguy 7-03-02
...to a proctologist Hey doc, while you're up there, do you think you could find my hamster?	...to a gynocologist Copperfield made an elephant diappear? Amateur... You should see what *I've* got up there.	...to a urologist No, I'm just happy to see you.

 

World's Worst according to Jeff Foxworthy by flickguy 7-09-02
The Wedding If anyone has any reason why these two should not be joined...		Yeah! I love him, and he's carrying my baby!

 

Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives (in 3 panels) by flickguy 7-11-02
		*glug* *whew!*

 

CC 131 -- DexX's Reunion, Part 1 by flickguy 7-18-02
Isn't tonight your class reunion, DexX? Wow... Can you believe it's been ten years? Oh, I'd better get dressed!	An hour later... Hurry up! We're gonna be late! Ready!	Nervous about seeing everyone again, dear? What makes you say that?

 

CC 131 -- DexX's Reunion, Part 2 by flickguy 7-18-02
Thanks for helping me get dressed, Bec. I don't think I could do this without you. Nonsense. You must be terribly excited to see all your school mates after all this time.	Actually, I'm a little scared. I mean, it's been ten years! What if they don't remember me? What if they've become more successful than I have?	What if they married attractive people? Watch it, bud.

 

CC 131 -- DexX's Reunion, Part 3 by flickguy 7-18-02
At the Reunion... Wow, look a the turnout! Do you recognize any of them, sweetie? I sure do! It's just like being back in school!	Who's that man over by the punch bowl? That's Teddy Wisenheimer -- he was voted class clown.

 

CC 131 -- DexX's Reunion, Part 4 by flickguy 7-18-02
Brian Ornath! You were the team mascot! Who?	You, silly! Come on, I want you to meet my wife. Who?	You don't remember me, do you? Who?

 

CC 131 -- DexX's Reunion, Part 5 by flickguy 7-18-02
As the night progresses, DexX runs into many of his old friends, like Vanessa Finnegan... Our Prom Queen!	...Father Jacob O'Malley... Voted "Most likely to die a virgin." Never had it, never will.	...and Bartholomew E. Lee. Voted "Most likely to secede."

 

CC 131 -- DexX's Reunion, Finale by flickguy 7-18-02
I am *so* glad I went to my class reunion! Everyone is just like I remember! You see? I told you you didn't have anything to worry about.	Reunions aren't supposed to cause stress and anxiety, or to question one's station in life. They're a means to get together after school has ended, to reminisce about the "good ol' days" and to just have fun with people you haven't seen in years!	You're absolutely right! And your own reunion is just a couple of years away! I can't wait! **THUD**

 

Infernal Combustion by flickguy 7-18-02
Mind if I smoke? Not at all.		Thanks.

 

For Drexle by flickguy 8-10-02
So imagine I'm holding a cake in my hands and blow out the candles. That seems the only logical outcome of this comic.		HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Ow.

 

Tag Team Cup 3: The Interrogation, Part 1 by flickguy 10-11-02
We've_got_to_get_a_confession_out of one of these bozos! Tell this girl that if she doesn't confess, she'll be strung up by her toes and lashed a thousand times a day for the rest of her life. Gotcha.	What he said. That sounds like such a turn on! When do we start?	Hold me.

 

CC180 or so: Kaufman physics? by flickguy 4-08-03
**Skrawwww!** Generating Gravitons... **Rawwwwk** Ha, Ha!		What the fuck are you squawking about?

 

CC196: Friday the 13th Part 6 (Redone for Rules Compliance) by flickguy 7-07-03

 

CC196: Time Makes Beer Die by flickguy 7-08-03

 

CC 196: Elle de Phants (Bandwagon Edition) by flickguy 7-12-03

 

The Grateful Dead by flickguy 7-14-03
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A Summertime Commercial by flickguy 8-08-03
	**whew** *glug glug glug*	Nestea Cool: Cool to the core!

 

Untitled by flickguy 8-16-03
Fifteen words? What could we possibly say in less than fifteen words?		Wirthling sucks!

 

What's My Motivation Again? by flickguy 8-20-03
I consider myself a philosopher, posing the great question that truly tests the will of mortal man.	The one last great question of the attainable, the desirable. Tangible and possible.	You want fries with that?

 

Comic Cup X: First Day on the Job by flickguy 8-23-03
One Day at the video store... Psycho Boiler Room	Planet of the Apes The Road to El Dorado	The Birdcage Dudes... "We Are Movies" is just a stupid slogan!

 

CC213: He shoulda gone to Starbucks by flickguy 9-30-03
Good morning, Mr. President! Welcome to Turn Your Head And Kauf, Man!	Take a ballot and vote for your favorite flavour. Minty green? Ginseng deluxe? Pure menthol? What the hell is this??	Absinth Tea Voting!

 

Comic Cup XI entry: No title here, move along! by flickguy 11-05-03
Welcome to El Señor Taco, Burrito, Enchilada and Calamari. How may I ayudarse? Never mind....	...I'm actually in the mood for something oriental today.

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