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by BobRogers
10-31-04
In the beginning was the word. And the word was BRAD. And BRAD looked across the chaos and darkness and saw that JDPLVY was being shredded even unto being blasted into oblivion by SC Irregulars
I am BRAD, thy GOD and thou shalt listen to me...
Suffer not the TROLL among ye... but for one chromosone there goeth ye also...
Thus speaketh the Lord...
JDPLVY is banned!

 

by BobRogers
10-31-04
In the aftermath of JDPLVY being banned, much discussion bantered across the ruined landscape
The battered and sodomized remains of JDPLVY lay motionless, his soul having been banned from Strip Creator.com forever...
while those who dispatched him to Hell return to happy contemplation of life the Universe and everything.
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Tobor got itch from Troll Fungus

 

by BobRogers
10-31-04
The tombstone reads: "Here lies JDPLVY, Troll, destroyed by his fellows on a comedy roll, died without a single sound, but soon will be coming back around..."
Soon I will have another identity...
And THEN I@W4WILL HABVE MY REVENGE!!!
He looks different now. Can he remain anonymous? Will he get banned again? Only BRAD knows....
SC Forum ... May I help you?
MUA HA AH AHA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

by BobRogers
11-01-04
Meanwhile, in the "other" world - Dave feels like the whole world is against him.
Everybody hates my guts.
I don't. I think you're interesting and have personality.
So who are you?
Just your friendly Amish cocaine dealer. Wanna taste?
You're lying. Just trying to cheer me up. Everybody knows that there's no such thing as an Amish drug dealer.
You don't get out much, do you?

 

by BobRogers
11-01-04
Dave's blues are not abating. He continues his walkabout...
So, that Amish guy really does sell cocaine, eh? Typical. I can't get a break.
Dave, the problem isn't that you are a loser. The problem is that you just keep doing really stupid stuff.
But I turned down the Amish guy's cocaine deal, even though he said I would get stinking rich. That wasn't stupid at all.
True enough. But this is a minefield. The sign means just say no to landmines. And you are standing on one right now.
This is Pleasant Valley, New York how could I be standing on a... ____________ Point taken.
Land mines are everywhere.

 

by BobRogers
11-01-04
Dave's land mine experience has left him a bit frazzled...
Ow...
Dude, that's gotta hurt.
Safe bet, Albert.
No need to get snide. I didn't put the land mines there and I'm not the dumazz that stepped on one.
Just call me an ambulance, wouldja kid?
Dude, you're an ambulance. Does that make you feel better?

 

by BobRogers
11-01-04
Frustration, thy name is Dave...
$#%@&^ing HELL! That's the oldest and lamest joke in the UNIVERSE! What are you, RETARTED?
Uh, yep.
Whaddya mean, yep.
Well, I have an IQ of 190 and can recite poetry in 12 languages, but I can't tie my own shoelaces.
Jeeze! That's not RETARTED. That's Republican!
Sorry nobody ever explained it like that before.

 

by BobRogers
11-01-04
The ambulance takes Dave to the hospital...
So you wanna tell me what happened to your buddy?
Stepped on a land mine.
What? There are no land mines in Pleasant Valley, New York _____________ Ah... OK who's the smart ass?
Not me.
So what happened to Officer O'Malley?
Damned if I know.

 

by BobRogers
11-01-04
Dave has been sent to the country for some R&R.
Here at Shady Acres Rest Home We have a saying, "It's all in your mind..."
I stepped on a fricking land mine and the judge sends me to the RUBBER RANCH? Somebody's gonna pay and dearly!
I just stopped by to introduce you to your new orderly.... ____________ Tobor, meet Dave!
But I don't need a...
RAWR
Oh hell.

 

by BobRogers
11-06-04
The sun rises on the morning after the Great JDPLVY StripCreator massacre... A voice echoes urgently, but quietly through the streets of Pleasant Valley, NY, followed by another more feminine voice...
Dave. JDPLVY! Wake up, Dave. It's 6AM. Time to get up. There are message boards to be wrecked... Dave.... Oh, crap. Stupid intercom.
Paging Satan. Call for Satan on the Hot-Line. Answer right away.
CRIPES! Who could be calling this time of morning. Fricking tele- marketers! How did they get this number? It's unlisted! HELLO? Speak UP. This connection is really HELLISH!
Hello? Lucifer? This is God. I'm calling from the cell phone. Can you hear me? Can you hear me now?
Oh. God. Right. Um... Dude! You haven't called in a really long time. Wazzup, big guy? What can I do for you? Need somebody tested? That JOB fella was sure a hard case wasn't he?
Actually, I'm calling about JDPLVY!

 

by BobRogers
11-06-04
A discussion between Good and Evil is taking place on the hotline between Heaven and Hell.
I want you to lay off JDPLVY for a while. You've been getting inside his head, causing him to be angry all the time and generally frigging with his life...
But Big Guy, that's what you pay me to do. My whole job in infinity is to keep JDPLVY trolling and also to keep Boorite from EVER getting laid..
Well, diggit. You're interfering with free will. You got Dave kicked off Strip Creator and all his comics erased. You caused HUNDREDS of people to be pissed off at him from ever corner of comixland.
It wasn't me. I swear I was in OHIO stuffing boxes with Bush ballots. Bush and Satan in 04, I've said all along...
Cut the comedy, Beelzebub. That whole JDPLVY affair had your fingerprints all over it. You've been using your Chaotic powers to disrupt Strip Creator. That simply will not do. Do I make myself clear?
Ok. Sure. You're Creator and Master of the Universe. Can I still keep Boorite from getting laid? I mean, technically, that's a GOOD deed. Should get me points on karma...

 

by BobRogers
11-06-04
After God hangs up...
I hope that didn't count against peak minutes. Great Long Distance plan, but bogus on the time... OK now, Mr. PLVY is there anything else I can do for you?
Umm... yeah. I always wondered what you really look like. And can you get me unbanned from DJ Massala's Message Board and Boards to go? And could you SMITE BobRogers for me?
OK. (1) This is what I really look like. And (2) No way, Jose' even GOD doesn't carry enough weight to get you unbanned from those places and (3) I really don't ordinarily SMITE on request, but ...
At the Rogers Estate in California
Why am I a snowman? I was just sitting watching Star Trek and I suddenly felt... smitten. Somehow JDPLVY is behind all this! DAMN YOU JD! I'll get you and you little dog...
Twice smitten

 

by BobRogers
11-06-04
Elsewhere, Boorite is having problems of his own...
One minute I was in my den, crusing this hot number.. I was almost THERE... and the next minute I'm in the middle of ... Say, where AM I in the middle of anyhow? And where are my PANTS? and my VIAGRA?
When I find out who's responsible for this, HEADS WILL ROLL!
Agggggggggggggggg!

 

by BobRogers
11-09-04
The answer desk is open for business.
Hey Answer Dude! Tell me. What is a "Git"
It's British slang meaning an obnoxious, stupid, self centered slacker.
OK. What is a TROLL?
It's Internet slang describing an obnoxious, stupid, self centered slacker who posts meaningless drivel on message boards and generally makes peeps miserable.
Since you seem to know it all, who am I?
That's easy. You are JDPLVY aka MAXWELL2005 an obnoxious, stupid, self centered TROLL who has been banned from StripCreator and slipped back in under the wire unnoticed.

 

by BobRogers
11-09-04
Psychology 101 - Dave style...
Dude, why do you want to trash everybody's message boards?
Because everybody hates my guts
Wouldn't you rather make love than war?
Women hate my guts too and I hate them.
So the reason you're full of nastiness and hatred and want to kill everybody is because you can't get laid?
Masturbation is my only friend.

 

by BobRogers
11-09-04
Psych 102... A visit from Tommy
I've tried a dozen times to be your friend, Dave. Every time, you attacked me, called me names and did everything in your power to piss me off.
Look at you, Tommy, you're a fricking CHOIRBOY for godsake! Why would I want a CHOIRBOY for a friend?
I can't help how I am drawn. This is how Bob draws me. Now don't change the subject? Why are you such a GIT to everyone you meet?
Because I hate MYSELF. I look in the mirror and see JDPLVY staring back at me. I hate myself more than I hate U235Radioactive!
Damn! That's a lot.
This is all MY MOTHER'S fault for having me in the first place. Just because abortion was illegal at the time is no excuse. It's ALL YOUR FAULT Ma!

 

by BobRogers
11-09-04
Psych 103 - The voice of reason.
I've been sent here to reason with you.
Oh yea? by who?
All you have to do is just TRY to act normal. People will accept anyone if that person just makes an attempt to be reasonable...
www.young andhairy.com is a great porn web site. You should try it. And while you're at it get some PANTS. you look like a fag.
The urge to kill...
It was probably that maniac U235Radioactive that sent you here. I HATE him a thousand times...

 

by BobRogers
11-09-04
Psych 104 - Legally speaking...
I'm your lawyer, Dave.
WTF? What do I need a LAWYER for? Nobody can SUE ME? I'm not legally responsible. Plus I have't got a pot or a window. Just a raggedy car, a half broke computer and a styrofoam airplane.
Well, as you know, the Republicans have just taken over Congress. Bush has 4 more years in office...
So? What does that have to do with me? I didn't even VOTE. I just needled everybody else about their candidate.
Well, basically, a new law has been passed making it a Federal crime to be a GIT!
BOB is behind all this. I just KNOW he is.

 

by BobRogers
11-10-04
Boorite finds himself in the unique position of being in the epilogue to the latest "Message Board Dave" adventure...
All alone in Yellowstone National Park with no trousers and only the one beer to keep me company... How has my life come to this?
Give me a second to materialize and I will explain it all to you.
Who in the blue hell are you? What are you doing in my 3 panel strip?
I am JDPLVY. I am considered by some people to be the single most annoying person on planet earth ... a bonified 14 karat gold plated superstar of trolls.
You putz! You're interfering with my strip. Do you know how long I waited in that stupid menu for someone to come along and STAR ME in an adventure (although I was hoping for something more tropical).
That's my job, yo! To be as obnoxious, self centered and annoying as any 13 people who have ever pissed you off. How am I doing so far?

 

by BobRogers
11-10-04
Clarification is in order... Boorite went to college for this.
So let me see if I got this straight. I get a solid punchline gig in strip # 52 in this series and was all set to star in my own series, probably with a penguin holding a whip and I get you instead?
Yep. That's it. Heckled by a TROLL. This is what your life has come to - second banana to a 5'9" mental midget from the Twilight Zone. And to make it worse, this second epilogue is anticlimactic!
Not so fast, Troll Boy. I've got powerful friends in high places. I can make you disappear faster than you can say, "Why is everybody picking on me?"
Take your best shot! I am the all powerful JDPLVY! Nobody can... wait. you're wearing Ruby Slippers... That means you control 7th level MAGIC! Nooooo!
That's what I'm talking about!
Screw you Bob... and your little dog too.

 

by BobRogers
11-13-04
Yassar Arrafat arrives in Hell
There's some mistake here. I am not supposed to be in Hell.
No Pal. There's no mistake. Says right here... Yassar Arrafat, Hell, 7th Circle.
Where are the 79 Virgins waiting for me to reward me for all my services to Allah?
Virgins? Step right over there and pull on the bell rope.
Yassar pulls on the rope and behold...
Shit.
You rang?

 

by BobRogers
11-13-04
Dissatisfied, Yassar demands to speak to the Big Boss...
This sucks.
Thank you for calling Heaven. For Yewah, press 1. For Budda, press 2... For Bill Gates, press 3...
Grrr
For Kali press 4, for Zeus, press 5
2 hours later...
Finally! ....*BEEP*
For Jim Jones, press 143, for Joseph Smith press 144, for Allah, press 145...

 

by BobRogers
11-13-04
Yassar Arrafat is on the phone with Heaven...
ARRGGG!
This is Allah. I can't come to the phone right now. Your call is very important to me. Please leave a message at the beep and I'll get back to you. *BEEP*
That's all you have to say to me after 75 years of wearing out my knees on that stupid rug?
oooeeeeooo. If you'd like to make a call...
DAMMIT! The stupid PHONE DISCONNECTED!
What do you expect? This is Hell after all.

 

by BobRogers
11-13-04
Meanwhile, back on Earth...
I'm telling you that you can't bury Yassar Arrafat in a cemetary in Cleveland!
Israel won't let him be buried anywhere in the middle East. It's either here or in the Faulkland Islands!
All right... Let's get on with it then...
Ok then, where's the work order?
Work Order? What bloody work order?
Hey! I'm UNION. No work order. He stays above ground.

 

by BobRogers
11-13-04
Here lies Yassar Arrafat in a graveyard in Cleveland
In death, he accomplished what he could not do in life...
Fart.....
Can you smell what the Palestinian Authority is COOKING? Hahahaha. Watching pro Wrestling is a part of the rehab program in Hell!

 

by BobRogers
11-18-04
Dude, you just trashed this message board. You totally destroyed it. JDPLVY couldn't have done a better job.
I am JDPLVY.
What? No you're not. Well, maybe. This is how I imagined you look, but still...
I am using an IP proxy program to disguise my true identity.
hahahaha! Don't you think that acting like an idiot kinda gives away your secret identity??
Shh! My name is Stewart.

 

by BobRogers
11-18-04
Famous detective "I Am Watching" is on the job...
What seems to be the story here Dave?
My name is not Dave. It's Stewart. I am out of control and trashing every message board in sight but I want to keep it a secret.
I could just kill you now or I could trick you into revealing that you are actually JDPLVY, Message Board Troll.
There's no way that you can trick me. I have the perfect disguise. My IP is different. It says I am posting from Lenningrad.
Masturbation has reduced your penis size to less than 2 inches. Your mother doesn't love you. Your car is pink. Your girlfriend laughed when you tried to make love to her. B2G banned you...
Arrggghhh! UNBAN ME!

 

by BobRogers
11-18-04
Dave's mom gets her own character.
Dave, it's always been tough to be your mother. But now I have to say that I am ashamed to live in the same house with you.
W.E.
You're an embarassment to the name of Grady. The Irish Republican Army has banned our name and declared us to be Italian... all because of you.
W.E.
Even a mother's love is of no use here.
Bob's been right all along. You're a GIT.
There's no such word as Git. There's no such place as the UK. Get out old woman, you're cutting into my WANKING time.

 

by BobRogers
11-18-04
Dave expresses his contempt for Bob...
I hate Bob
Nobody cares.
I hate Bob
Nobody cares.
I hate Bob
Nobody cares.

 

by BobRogers
11-19-04
Not since WWI has there been such a blitz as the recent attack on DJ Masala's Message Board...
Another annoying mess courtesy of JDPLVY
Some pretty funny stuff though...
No good deed goes unpunished and allowing Dave Grady continued access to the board, while an act of kindness, has forced everyone into defensive mode...
Sooner or later I'm going to have to ban the Git again.
10,000 ad-free impressions just pi##ed out the window
There's still time for a bit of philosophy though...
and one little bald toothless troll at the center of it all..
Damn, I'm glad JDPLVY isn't British!

 

by BobRogers
11-19-04
Dave uses sophisticated vocabulary to attack his enemies...
Bob is a retart!
There's no such word
Bob is a retart. You know, RETARTED! Bob is RETARTED!
The word simply does not exist. Only a complete IDIOT would use a non-existant word to describe someone he never met.
It doesn't always work the way he wants it to.
YOU are RETARTED
I rest my case.

 

by BobRogers
11-19-04
Someone new enters Dave's life...
Who are you? Why are you here? This comic strip is about ME!
I'm Joan Rivers and I'm from the Jewish Anti-defamation League
What's that have to do with me? I never played baseball in my life
I am here because you called Bob a YID!
So? He is a YID! He's a JEW, A KIKE, A ... A...
I thought so. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about do you?

 

by BobRogers
11-19-04
Introducing Doogie Howser, MD, PHD, special guest Psychiatrist
Now what?
As an unbiased observer, I would have to say that your behavior is pretty outrageous, Dave.
petulant?
Even with some form of autism as an excuse, the fact is that you are lucid, capable of making decisions and even though you have anger issues, your behavior is that of a petulant 4 year old.
So who died and left you in charge? you're not the boss of me!
*sigh* 15 years as a shrink and nobody takes me seriously because I wear a T shirt.

 

by BobRogers
11-19-04
Doogie Howser attempts to reason with Dave...
What you fail to grasp, Dave is that all this negative attention is really bad for you. It raises your blood pressure, brings on hypertension, causes erectile dysfunction...
Erectile dysfunction?
He patiently explains ever danger Dave faces...
What's happening is, every time you post a "TROLL" message, such as the ones most recently on DJM's board, people just dispise you more. Whatever pity you were getting off the autism thing is screwed.
You're right about one thing. I was getting a lot of sympathy. But then BOB started deleting my messages and I got really pi##ed and then I couldn't wank off 'cause my thing quit working...
The feet aren't in the ears for nothing...
That's exactly what I was saying. Erectile Dysfunction derives from hypertension coupled with high blood pressure. You could very well have a STROKE, Dave!
Speaking of STROKING, I have a date with a Lesbian from the news group. She thinks my name is MEGAN and I am a hot dyke chick. That outta get the ole Johnson up and running.

 

by BobRogers
11-19-04
Shameless promo # 1 touts BOB's new web site on which ALL the Toons will be displayed including the "lost" ones that JD himself destroyed, thinking he had the only copies...
I'm outta here
Color me gone!
Hey YO! Where's everybody going in such a rush?
To Bob's new web site, of course, whaddya think?
Note: I've been nice all evening. It hurts too much.
Bob has a new web site? Where is it? Let me get to my computer!
It's at www.jdplvy.INFO but Dave said he wanted me to stay here and meet Mr Winky. Who is Mr Winky, anyhow? Is he on TV?

 

by BobRogers
11-20-04
Dave....
What is it Ma? Can't you see I'm busy wrecking message boards?
You're a bastard, Dave.
Yeah yeah whatever. Take a number. People are calling me names from as far away as Thialand. I LOVE wrecking message boards.
No, dear. You don't understand. My husband is not your father. He's outside on the sidewalk right now and he wants to meet you.
It's gonna have to wait. **YOU"RE ALL JEWS!** HANG ON ma. **I hate you all!** Ok Ma. Send him in.

 

by BobRogers
11-20-04
A startling revelation for Dave...
Dave, I don't know how to tell you this but um *AHEM* I am your FATHER.
Just a minute and I'll be done. **Tahke THJMAT, BOIB YOU #$&^%#$$**
I am your FATHER, Dave. Come give me a HUG!
I don't THINK SO! I hated Star Wars. Who in the blue hell put you up to THIS? It had to have been TOMMY! He HATES ME!
Don't make me bi*ch slap you son...
You try it and I'll sue!

 

by BobRogers
11-21-04
Evil raises it's head to look around and all it sees is JDPLVY
Who in the blue hell are you?
I am CTHULUH, the embodyment of ULTIMATE EVIL, summoned by cries for help from the poor pityful Troll named JDPLVY
Yeah? So?
I am the oldest of the Old Ones, Most Evil of the Evil Ones, most deadly and powerful of all the dread monsters of the deepest dark
Listen, Pal, halloween was last month. I am the only one here. I chased everyone else away. So why don't you make like a tree and go away too. In other words, F**k off CTHULUH!
I see the time on my journey here was well spent

 

by BobRogers
11-21-04
A marriage between two ultimate evils, Cthulhu and JDPLVY
I have brought you a gift, young Padawan Troll. With it comes much power and the ability to hide one's self from the prying eyes of others...
I LOVE presents. It's not even my BIRTHDAY! What is it?
The program before you masks your IP#, Cinderella, so that anyone who has banned you from their message board won't be able to keep you from logging on.
Cool. I'll be able to read what they're saying about me, especially on B2G!
A word of caution though, Dave. You will have to change your speech patterns. You can be instantly identified by what you say. It would be better for you to keep quiet but *heh* I know you won't.
Sh@#%$ - I don't F%$#@#@ have speech patterns! But thanks for the program.

 

by BobRogers
11-21-04
Dave tries out his new IP stealth program
*Hi, my name is Stewart and I am not really JDPLVY in disguise.*
**We think you are lying and are actually JDPLVY. Aren't you supposed to be banned from here?**
*Who's JDPLVY/ My name is Stewart and I am not an actual idiot. I just play one on the computer*
**How do we know you aren't actually JDPLVY?**
*Because I HAGFVE a [color=RED] [SIZE=50] DIFDERENT IP # that HE DOES YOU DILLWEED!
**Hi Stewart!**

 

by BobRogers
11-22-04
Parental guidence 101...
Dave, as your father, I have to say that I THOROUGHLY disaprove of what you do to message boards...
I HATE you, you GREEN NAZI Jew, you!
You act as if you are not a part of the HUMAN RACE!
What's your point?
You have to start respecting the other life forms on this planet. You simply must behave better. People will begin to suspect that you are AN ALIEN!
alien?

 

by BobRogers
11-25-04
The GOVERNMENT comes calling...
I am agent Jagwire007 from the ATF and I'm looking for DavePLVY
It's JDPLVY, jagoff. Get it right.
That's JagWIRE007. I understand that you have a GLOCK and have been drinking BEER.
I hate BEER. I HATE guns. I HATE Bob.
I hate to tell you this, but I found this picture on the internet of you drinking beer...
Go AWAY. I am putting BLANK posts onto a message board and can't be disturbed

 

by BobRogers
11-25-04
Undaunted, the ATF guy pursues Dave...
JEEZE! are you STILL HERE?
You have to give up the GUN Dave. The ATF has a special rule that morons can't have GUNS
Why aren't you off harassing LAOTIONS in Minnesota or something? Those guys are dangerous!
because the gogernment wants YOU to know that you can't have firearms and a bad temper both at the same time...
Look, you STUPID SPIC, I don't f%$#ng HAVE a f%$#ing TEMPER and if you don't leave me alone I'll SHOOT YOU!
You have the right to remain silent... Please.... remain silent....

 

by BobRogers
11-29-04
Blog wars...
My Blog: I HATE Bob. He SUCKS. He only has a BLOG because I have a BLOG! #$%@#ng BOB!
My Blog: I feel sorry for JDPLVY. Everybody hates him. He gets no attention. I will put my personal thoughts in a BLOG and maybe I will understand Message Board trolls better.
Not for the socially conscious...
What do I care about JDPLVY or why he hates Bob, or anything for that matter? I am a typical alienated teenager who reads BLOGS to get ideas for my own Blog.
JDPLVY got banned at the IP level from all message boards, or at least by those from Boards to Go. This BLOG thing looks like it has some promise.
The stage is set. Let the games begin...
I think War is stupid. People get killed. BLOG War, though seems like a reasonable thing. Nobody can get hurt or killed.
I am waotion deer huntaw. This season I thought I would hunt wednecks. I bagged six before wunning out of ammo. Im going to wight about it in my Bwog

 

by BobRogers
12-01-04
So this is Christmas...
Christmas! Hoo HA! Maybe I'll get a new PUDDIN SPOON! Or perhaps some funny tasting APPLE JUICE! I guess DIAPERS to help keep my pants from getting brown when my BUTT Explodes in poop would be great!
There are some presents...
There's nothing from BOB under the tree. I know he was going to send a BOMB even though he never said so and actually only wanted to send me a DVD. Eep. Guess I f$#%ed up. Wait. Here's one from MOM!
Then there are others
Et tu, MOM?
Bah. Humbug.

 

by BobRogers
12-03-04
Dave is still confused about Christmas
If you send me a Christmas present I will burn it! I hate you, Bob! You are probably going to send me a BOMB. I am going to punish you by writing in my BLOG about you!
ring ring
That's probably Bob calling me up on the phone to harass me, even though he never has done it before, I KNOW it's HIM!
ring ring
He made the computer explode. I hate you Bob.
ring ring

 

by BobRogers
12-05-04
Dave needs someone to talk to who won't talk back. He turns to Yes Girl...
Even though I have never actually laid eyes on Bob or even know for sure what his address is, I am taking him to court.
And I care about this because?
He has been changing the pictures I put up on the net when I was trolling for chicks and making me look bad...
Trolling for chicks?
Dave ain't gonna get no love like that.
So you think I'm a doormat? You M#%&F#^%#$ ! Take that and that, you welfare BUM!!!
Get away from me you insane female!

 

by BobRogers
12-07-04
DJ's board has been taken down and Dave is the culprit...
We're here today interviewing DJ Masala, whose music message board was just buried under a ton of pervy Dave Grady porno posts. DJ, How does that make you feel?
Pretty much like grabbing his scrotum with a pair of vice grips and ripping it, balls and all off his worthless body
Whoa! Wait a minute. You are a kind and gentle soul. It says so in my notes. You never have an unkind word for anyone...
You forget that BOB is the author of this strip, so what I say mirrors what he is thinking. And he doesn't like Dave. He thinks Dave is scum, Ergo, so do I.
So what exactly happened to your message board?
Password protected it. Members only. Keeps the riffraff out.

 

by BobRogers
12-09-04
Dave struggles with the meaning of life, discussing it with KD
I don't understand why you all hate me. Everybody on this message board are #%$^#%#$s
Anything to do with the fact that you destroyed a virgin page in less than 8 hours with the most rude and vile porno posts in the history of computing?
I only do that because Bob deleted my messages off Jagwire's message board. Bob is a %^#$%
And what does posting obscenity on MY message board have to do with all that? He does not curse and rant at you...
He uses big words... and punctuation... he is evil... I'm suing him.
I don't get it.

 

by BobRogers
12-11-04
KD's neighbor, Wilson, stops by for a visit.
What are you doing, KD?
I am building a new message board where my friends and myself can talk about stuff.
What are you going to talk about?
Well, we were going to talk about JD, but we can't say anithing but nice things about him because he's on day 2 of good behavior.
So what does that leave to talk about?
Actually, we were thinking of getting together and saying really mean things about Bob

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