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by Buttonman
3-15-03
Meanwhile, from Hell, Beelzebub checks up on his minion
You wanted me to report, Boss?
Yeah. How's it going up there. Have you been messing with Professional Wrestling like I asked you to?
Absolutely. I got Korey Jackson to shave his head, made Rikki Idol an AWF no-show, incited a riot on the 'Bama Message Board, and I've been working with The Phantom to cause disharmony everywhere.
None of that seems particularly EVIL to me...
I talked Bobby Wilson into booking The Medic and doing a "Crucifixion Match" both on the same WFW show.
You're up for a promotion

 

by Buttonman
3-15-03
Meanwhile, The Creator calls in his angel for an update...
You wanted me to report, Boss?
Yeah. How's it going up there. Have you been protecting Professional Wrestling from Evil like I asked you to?
Absolutely. I got Korey Jackson to shave his head, made Rikki Idol an AWF no-show, incited a riot on the 'Bama Message Board, and I've been making The Phantom mispell words when he posts messages.
None of that seems particularly righteous to me...
I talked Bobby Wilson into booking The Medic and DR X, two OLD time wrestlers, both on the same WFW show.
You're up for a promotion

 

by Buttonman
5-24-03
A Conversation with Buttonman leads to a new perspective...
Say...Don't I know you?
Yeah. I'm Buttonman, world famous cartoonist & the creator of this strip.
You BUM! You know how LONG we've been waiting around for you to get off your fat butt and start making cartoons again?
I've been busy eating pie and going to wrestling and driving to Boston and getting ready to be homeless and...
DUDE! This strip's about wrestling, not your crappy life! Nobody gives a rat's a## about your troubles. If I have to spend any more time sitting around this place becausa you, I'm kicking you fat a##
My God! I'm being abused by cartoon characters. Is there no dignity left for a man of my advanced years?

 

by Buttonman
5-24-03
Everybody's a critic
Personally, I think you've lost your touch, there BM
I agree. You had a great angle going through #49, then just stopped coming around. We've been feeling neglected. It's not nice neglecting the minions of Hell
Unemployment sucks! I've been a kinky wrestler for so long, I'm typecast! And what have you been doing? Not making Cartoons, I'll tell you.
I've done my part by giving you lots of raw material to work with.
And I've kept the message boards humming
All these nighmares began when Forest Whittaker started hosting the Twilight Zone. Aggggg the voices - Make them STOP! Or at least make them buy me a jumbo pizza

 

by Buttonman
5-24-03
Before a new cartoon series begins, there must be inspiration
Ummmm.... Cherry pie and a computer Internet wrestling message board. The strip will write itself.
@#$^@%$@##$# ..Jackson
Oh yeah well @%#$^ &^#%^#&* you and your entire ethnic persuasion
and furthermore ... %^$@#$%$ %$^@%$ your momma's cousin!
Cyber heat. Dialog between fools. God! I love my job!

 

by Buttonman
5-24-03
Eric contemplates wrestling on the Gulf Coast
XW-2000 has stopped running for a while and haven't announced any new shows.
SPW has great shows but They're so far from my house. I have to hitch a ride with The Jackson and he don't always bring me straight home.
I LOVE going to AWF shows, even though the big shows run only once a month. I like Doink The Clown...
The WWE comes to town every once in a while. But Bobby Fuller Jr,'s more exciting to watch than that old geezer Roddy Piper. Hogan's not bad tho.
Crap. I just need to buy a John Wayne Pocket knife from Buttonman and a Luchidore' mask from the Medic then sit here and whittle. Maybe things will get better

 

by Buttonman
9-11-03
Evil Leather Guy visits McDonalds in Pensacola while looking for a potential new tag team partner.
Can I take your order please?
I am Evil Leather Guy, half of the former tage team Evil Leather Guys, You know, Pro Wrestling?
Would you like Biggie Fries and a Biggie Drink? Would You like a burger?
I am looking for a new tag team partner. Ever since that slut, evil Leather Guy # 2 ran off with one of the valets, I have had to do SINGLES matches! It'e the PITS!
SIGH
I am looking for ethnicity! I am looking for strength! I am looking for someone to help get me to the WWE! Uh... I'll take a fried pie.

 

by Buttonman
10-27-03
The "Winds Of Change" are blowing
Work.....
YES! Coming soon..... To an arena near you..... The Winds of Change
Work?
The Winds of Change will be wonderful... They will revolutionize wrestling!
The "Winds Of Change" blow hot and cold...
Work!
I'm feeling a breeze... right now... even as we speak... now Butch... watch your blood pressure!

 

by Buttonman
10-31-03
Amon Yoder Takes Time out from being Amish to explore a career
I am wanting to become a Professional Wrestler. Where do I apply
I know just the place, Kid. It's called Pensacola and ...
Wait a minute... I uh, don't have to sell my soul or anything do I?
What would make you say a thing like that? I've been an agent for a really lonng time, have lots of clients. Don't need to take guff.
Amon Yoder Takes Time out from being Amish to explore a career
It's just that I may need it later on if I go back to being Amish again.
make up your mind kid, salvation or wrestling. Can't have it both ways.

 

by Buttonman
11-12-03
Fresh off the bus, the young Amish wrestler, Amon Yoder, seeks out expert advice...
The fellow with the horns sent me. Says you and him are partners in something called "The Winds Of Change."
Why yes! Indeed! You have come to the right place. I am the High Poobah, Potentate of Professional Wrestling. Say that fast and I'll let you talk on the microphone
Young Yoder has doubts though...
Uhhh, do you think that being Amish will interfere with me being a Pro-Wrestler? We don't really do violence, you know.
Got $2,000?
from small problems grow big solutions.
Uh, no, but I have these magic beans. If you plant them in moist dirt, they grow into money vines
I'll take 'em! You can start tomorrow.

 

by Buttonman
11-12-03
Amon Yoder gets his first lesson in the arts, science and politics of Professional Wrestling
I won't be actually training you, for obvious reasons of me being out of shape, old as God and obtuse as a fence post. Different experts will be handling your actual training.
Second thoughts... I am definitely having second thoughts.
First comes psychology.
Wrestling is mostly mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter... heh, heh, heh. But seriously...
Then comes the creative phase
Bubba, You GOTTA have a gimmick. The whole AMISH thing is so last Sunday! Now what I do is empathize with all rednecks, wave the gun around, hope it don't go off...
Mommie. . .

 

by Buttonman
11-16-03
Amon Yoder has been sent out into the autorium to learn about wrestling by listening to the fans. . .
Dude! You're not The Rock. I thought The Rock was going to be here tonight to sign autographs.
?
Where is Rikishi? Where is Scotty 2 Hottie? Where is Stone Cold?
I wish the show would start...
Who are you?
I'm The Evil Leather Guys' # 1 fan. I'm President of their fan club. I sell their gimmicks on the internet. Last year I grossed $125,000 on e-bay...

 

by Buttonman
11-16-03
Crank phone calls from the 'toon universe.
Hello. Is this the cartoonist that does "Secrets of Wrestling?"
Uh, yeh... Dude, How did you get this number....?
Everybody is on-line these days.
I looked it up on the Internet, whaddaya think I'm stupid?
I dunno, I'm standing here talking to a cartoon telephone. It can't be you who is the dummy
Who is the mystery spelling checker? And how did he see that last panel so quickly?
I just wanted you to know that I think you're an idiot. You just spelled "auditorium" totally wrong. It's not "autorium" see?
Who died and made you Noah Webster?

 

by Buttonman
11-22-03
The Promoter is having a little financial hiccough and is in need of a sponsor.
Sponsor my pro-wrestling show!
So, you're saying I look stupid, right?
Sponsor my wrestling show!
And do what, lose my money?
Sponsor my wrestling show!
Like we Brits don't have financial problems enough from sponsoring the War in Iraq?

 

by Buttonman
11-22-03
Things are not going well for Mr. Promoter... His search for a sponsor is not bearing fruit...
I have to find a Money Mark pronto.
Uhhh, what's a Money Mark?
Have I not taught you anything? A Money mark is sombody who knows nothing at all about wrestling, gets all caught up in the glamor of it and ends up investing a thousand bucks to help sponsor a show.
So, you're basically looking for a sheep to fleece, right?
May you die a horrible death, Buttonman!
Baaaa-aaaaa

 

by Buttonman
11-22-03
A fistfull of dollars - but where oh where to find them?
Oh Hell.
You're going about this "Money Mark" thing all wrong...
What do you mean?
Well, when you're hungry, you go where the food is, right? So go WHERE THE MONEY IS!
He still hasn't figured it out and time is drawing near...
Crap... and Michael Jackson's on house arrest.
Would you like to sponsor our flower show?

 

by Buttonman
11-22-03
Perseverance pays off eventually...
Ah.. Mr. Promoter. I am so glad you dropped by. I hear you are looking for a way to raise money for the orphanage. Something about a wrestling show?
Thank you, GOD!
I'm going to need a thousand dollars... for expenses... you know, gas, telephone, money to pay the boys...
Boys?
So... how does this work? I give you a thousand dollars and we split the admission money?
ka-CHING

 

by Buttonman
11-22-03
Father Thom is just gushing...
It's going to be a great fund-raiser. We'll make a TON of cash! Everybody loves Pro Wrestling! We get 25% of the gate and we only had to pay a thousand dollars down. ..
I HATE wrestling...
The Promoter breaks the news...
I found me a Money Mark. The "Winds of Change" will soon be a reality! And you can't do anything about it!
!..?
MY comic strip!
Buttonman - I will get you for this. CHANGE ME BACK!

 

by Buttonman
11-22-03
Three days before the BIG show and The Promoter is NOT himself...
Buttonman you $%#&^%@$$#& ! Quit messing with my CHARACTER!
You always said that you hated that other avatar...
Like this is an improvement? You are a $%#^&*@#$! And Your momma $#%^(*&#^%$
You're seducing me with all this smooth talk.
Even an evil cartoonist has to have some pity...
Whimper...
Ok... but this is gonna hurt . . .

 

by Buttonman
11-23-03
The Cartoonist searches for a better Avatar for The Promoter
baaaaa Humbug!
Lessee, he's always after someone's goat....
Different Avatars spring to the forefront
You are the root of all evil you VILE cartoonist and I will get you....
That kinda fits. He has many lizard-like qualities.
The Cartoonist searches for a better Avatar for The Promoter
Yaaaggghhh! I will print lies about you and make people hate you and break up the friendships you have with every soul on the planet!!! You better not make me a Chicken! I will pee on your porch!!
The body's ok, but the face is all wrong

 

by Buttonman
11-23-03
The search for a new avatar for The Promoter goes on...
Arggggggg! Arf!
He's a dog, true enough... and he does run a circus... but, nahhh
Arggggggg! Arf! growl, slobber? Whimper...
Ahhhh. Much better dog!
The ideas are cascading like a waterfall...
I have to be able to hold a microphone, you know...
A pink donkey. I think I have captured the true you.

 

by Buttonman
11-23-03
Somebody's just been sent to "Time Out"
Huh? What am I doing in the clouds, tens of thousands of feet in the air? Man, it's COLD up here. What am I STANDING on?
I can probably explain that and many other things...
Who are you?
I am your Guardian Angel
Uh, oh...
Oh, you mean like "Johnny Angel? I talk to him on the message board. He's the # 1 fan for wrestling in Pensacola.
No, stupid! I am your actual GUARDIAN ANGEL!

 

by Buttonman
11-23-03
It's more complicated than it was.
So you're my Guardian Angel. Right Dude. OK explain why you and I are standing in thin air, ten thousnd feet off the ground.
Dramatic license. OK? This is how we angels do things. So shut up and listen.
You've been called into this conference with an angelic representative of God, that's me. You have the right to remain...
IT'S A BIT PART!! QUIT MILKING IT!
The truth is out.
Get on with it. You have a message from god, right?
Close. From Vince McMahon. He says quit torturing The Promoter or he's going to send Bill Goldberg and Brock Lesner to Florida to kick your ass.

 

by Buttonman
11-23-03
Mr. Promoter catches a break by way if Divine Intervention.
Who are you?
I'm Brad Pitt. I turned down the chance to be Neo in all three Matrix movies and now my agent says this is the best gig he can get me. Now listen carefully, because we're doing this in one take....
Doing what?
Look pal, red pill or blue pill. Didn't you see the stupid movie?
I don't go to movies. I'm a wrestling promoter, I distribute posters annd mumble into microphones and call shots and stuff like that.
I'm kicking my agent's ass for getting me a cartoon guest appearance.

 

by Buttonman
11-24-03
Mr Promoter has chosen the BLUE pill. He has chosen to return to the status quo.

 

by Buttonman
12-02-03
What kids learn from watching their parents type on message boards...
My daddy's a real professional wrestler.
He will rip your lungs out for scaring me with that stupid gimmick. He's 6'2 265 pounds of muscle and bad. Now go change, then come back and give me respect!
?
Baby trash talk 101
You're not so tuff
Coochie-coochie coo?

 

by Buttonman
2-01-04
I remember wrestling from the OLD days
You mean last year?
Nah! I'm talking about the REAL old days when PWA was king.
Yeah, I know what you mean. Bobby Doll and the Black Sheep, Culture Club and old Dan Delicious... I wonder what happened to The Hellfire Club?
Hellfire Club? Now there's an idea.

 

by Buttonman
2-01-04
There has been a brainstorm in the underworld. Lord Iblis (sometimes known as "Satan" or "The Big Boss" ) is onto something
We've been getting really bad press lately. Not enough people are taking Hell seriously.
What do you think we outta do about it, Boss? Should we make earthquakes, floods, a famine or two? The other guys always get blamed for stuff like that. We could mess up their image.
No. That's all old hat. We need something new. Something diabolical, outrageous. Something that will remind people we still have power in the world.
Whacha have in mind, oh diabolical and manipulative Lord of all things tacky and evil?
The game is afoot
We're going to throw a monkey wrench into Independent Professional Wrestling in Pensacola, Florida. We'll form a tag-team and call it "The Hellfire Club"
Sweet!

 

by Buttonman
2-01-04
Meanwhile, back in Pensacola, the message boards are humming...
A WRESTLING GRAPEVINE NEWS EXCLUSIVE... Red "The Enforcer" Anderson has refused an offer from Honda of America to become their spokesman.
Now what...?
There are many eyes reading the message from Uber-journalist, Silver Fox...
Despite rumors that have persisted for years, the burley wrestler and reputed Hell's Angels member has denied that he rides a Honda...
Ya, right
Most of those reading are wrestlers.
... insisting that he is a manly biker type and if you don't believe it, just look at the tattoos
I heard he wrestled in a dress at PWA...

 

by Buttonman
2-06-04
Interviews are beginning for the New Hellfire Club...
I am The Jackson! I have just recently returned from a whirlwind tour of Mobile, Al, Mossy Head, Fl! Gotta Love me!
Whatcha need, sweetcheeks?
I want to be the star of this new tag team, The Hellfire Club. Heard you were interviewing.
Uh... Sorry. No babyfaces allowed. This is strictly a heel deal.
The search has been less than fruitful so far.
But... I can be evil. I have credentials and besides, you invited me to join in Part 31. I can PROVE it!
Sorry, Kid. I'm looking for a different gimmick. The superhero thing is old hat nowadays. Don't call us, we'll call you.

 

by Buttonman
2-06-04
The Jackson is smiling on the ouside, but inside he is a seething cauldron of negative emotion...
Doom. Gloom Sadness. Dispair
What seems to be the problem, my young Padawan Wrestling Personality? You are feigning happiness and yet inside you are shedding tears.
Well... I am not The "Team Playa" any more. My "Tweety Bird" has flown the coop. I like being "The Lil Shooter," but they won't let me join The Hellfire Club. Even Fabian was in The Hellfire Club!
That does seem like a dilemma, young grappler. I think, though, that your problem has a solution.
Really? Tell me, tell me, tell me!
Kill 'em all. Let GOD sort them out.

 

by Buttonman
2-10-04
Hellfire Club recruiting continues...
Nice gimmick, kid. What do they call you?
My name is Johnny Angel - but don't let the wings fool ya. I got a temper and I got an attitude and I got a fan club! What-up Devil?
Well, we got this new tag-team going called The Hellfire Club. Gonna kick ass and take names all over the greater Gulf Coast.
Why not the world?
That interview went quickly.
I like your attitude, kid I think you'll do. Go see The Promoter. Tell him that Fezenclop sent ya.
Fezenclop?

 

by Buttonman
2-10-04
At least one wrestler is unsatisfied with Fezenclop's choice...
How does The Silver Foxx get the word out so FAST?
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I saw on Wrestling Grapevine News that you are the newest member of The Hellfire Club. The Jackson is annoyed. The Jackson is cheesed off. The Jackson is...
#@%$#@&^*&^$
The Jackson will be on the injured list for a month. Never mess with an ANGEL.
Moving onward...
Hi, Butch. Have you seen The Promoter?
Ummmm... Tender

 

by Buttonman
2-11-04
Butch's light burns ever brightly...
P-R-O-M-O-T-E-R... mmmm... Page 9.
???
I'm Curtis. I understand you're looking for me? Butch said...
???
PROMOTER.....You know. For High Impact Wrestling! We brought RAVEN to Mobile! We did a show on the day after Christmas...
Ummm... Fezenclop sent me.

 

by Buttonman
2-20-04
Breezes Magazine is returning to publication . . . .
I heard at Business Net Link that you are going to start publishing your newspaper again. Is that true?
Absolutely! I will be selling advertisements to Pensacola's only paper with a sense of humor
So how are you going to handle all this extra stuff with all the work you are doing now?
With a little help from my friends. . .
I'm not volunteering.
Wasn't going to ask you...

 

by Buttonman
6-07-04
For the record...
Buff Bagwell came to the Gulf Coast twice in 5 days. What did you think about his visit?
Well, he beat Mr. Fantasy in Defuniak Springs, and I beat him in Mobile.....
Uh, hold on a minute. You didn't go up against Bagwell in Mobile. Firefighter Hero Tony Sweatt battled Buff Bagwell in front of a huge crowd at Club Casino. You don't even look like a wrestler.
Wrestle? Who said anything about wrestling? I just pretend to be a wrestler to get into the locker room.
Sneak thief in the locker room...
Then how did you "beat" him?
I stole his hat.

 

by Buttonman
6-07-04
The young wrestler contemplates his sins.
On the one hand, I really let down my friends and all the people who trusted me.
On the other hand, I have all kinds of cool goodies from the different places I've stolen things from... I got the FAMOUS Buff Bagwell hat! It's a mark's dream come true!
Still, too many people know that I stole the hat and other stuff. At least one is in big trouble and set to narc me out...
But what do I care. People sing my praises. I am GREAT! I don't need the approval of those jobronis in the locker room. Who are they anyhow? I am the only important one.
but maybe not as much as some folks would like.
They wouldn't DARE blackball me. I have FANS! The FANS wouldn't care if I am a thief. They see me as a REBEL anyhow.
@#%$#@$ all those guys. Nobody is more important than me.

 

by Buttonman
6-07-04
The young wrestler goes to confession
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It's been 5 years since my last confession...
Go on my son. God loves you and wants to forgive you.
I touched myself inappropriately in the ring.... I had impure thoughts about Doink the Clown and his pie pan full of whipped cream... I recently said m$%#!@r on the mic at a family show...
Go on my son. God loves you and wants to forgive you.
Confession in secret is easy - absolution of sins against wrestling... that's another matter.
I stole Buff Bagwell's hat from a Professional Wrestling locker room and have stolen other stuff from wrestlers....
You will of course BURN IN HELL for stealing from your friends.

 

by Buttonman
10-10-04
World famous Pro-Wrestler Evil Leather Guy, is just back from months of filming the now defunct TV prision TV series OZ where he portrayed a depraved imprisoned evil leather guy...
Where's the ACTION? This place is dead! Wha'd you guys do have a hurricane or something?
Umm. . . yes
Well, you know the promoters in this area. Who's running shows?
Well, *chomp* lessee, um, Tom Carter's running ECWA now. It's at a Christian school in Panama City. You could try him.
How long has this Carter guy been promoting?
About an hour.

 

by Buttonman
10-10-04
Evil Wrestling Guy follows through and drives to Panama City...
Hey, I'm looking for Emerald Coast Wrestling, do you know where that is?
Ahhh... somewhere by the beach I think, or maybe over next to Comp USA... Hell, I dunno.
Hey, I'm looking for Emerald Coast Wrestling, do you know where that is?
Hmmm, hurricane got your clothes eh? FEMA is over by the beach, or is it next to Comp USA? man that Old Crow is good!
Hey, Im looking for Emerald Coast Wrestling, do you know where that is?
Umm... Beach. . . Ummm. . . Comp USA... Crap, I am so stoned! Ask a cop.

 

by Buttonman
10-10-04
Along comes Panama City's finest. It'a a way for ELG to get his bearings or at the very least find out what Comp USA is...
You have the right to remain silent.....
WTF?
Did you actually think you could wander around Panama City dressed like that and not get arrested?
I was just looking for Tom Carter...
Protecting and serving...
Oh, that explains it . . . now the EXTRA charges will be...
*sigh*?

 

by Buttonman
10-10-04
ELG is a guest of the PCPD.
(singing) Nooobody knowsss the troubles I've seeeen. . . . . . . . HEY! Who are you?
I'm Tom Carter. I hear you're looking for me.
No you're not! You're that OTHER Promoter.... can't think of his name....not Cledus... Not Medic... You know, the old dude, what's his name.
OK, you caught me. I'll reveal my true identity...
I am THE JACKSON, the one and only Lil' Shooter, faster than greased lightning, more powerful than N.W.Sasso... I can get you booked anywhere in the world! Are you impressed?
In a word, no.

 

by Buttonman
10-15-04
ELG is put out slightly.
ENOUGH of this foolishness. The LAST thing I need right now is a JACKSON! Go and get TOM CARTER right now, lackey!
Yazza Boss!
Are YOU Tom Carter, boss of the elite wrestling promotion ECWA?
Uh yep.
Good. I am Evil Leather Guy, formerly 1/2 of the tag team Evil Leather Guys, Former WFW Tag Team Champions, Former XW-2000 Tag Team Champions, Former...Uhhh ... Bondage? Now that's my kinda booker!
I like the look. You're hired. See Nick Bondage. He's the booker.

 

by Buttonman
10-21-04
Message Board Exit poll
I am standing outside the GCW Message Board where the World Premier of "Message Maassacre" has just been completed. Here is one of the participants now. Tell me, What is your name sir?
Ahh... Angel, but you can just call me JA...'Nuff said
Well, Mr. Angel, ahhh JA, how do you think you did in tonight's massacre against message board regulars?
Well, as you know, I am formidible, able to leap tall metaphors in a single bound. People tremble at the sight of my name on a message....
Held your own, did you?
Got a free Coca Cola outta the deal and people are sucking up to me. I am DA MAN!

 

by Buttonman
10-25-04
In the ECWA locker room after Evil Leather Guy's Panama City debut... Yep, Tom posted his bail and put him on the card...
I just wanted to tell you what a pleasure it was wrestling for you here in Panama City, Tom.
The pleasure was all mine.
I'm looking forward to doing other gigs with ECWA
I am so glad to hear you say that. I've got a brand new gimmick I want you to try out for next week's birthday-bar mitzvah in Freeport.
Ain't he cute?
I will get you for this Buttonman... so help me God... if it takes forever!!
Since Doink isn't going to be available...

 

by Buttonman
10-28-04
Love is in the air on-line
I AM the Jackson! The Little Shooter in Person. Gotta Love me! I wrestled recently in ECWA's Panama City Show! You're Carole Aren't you?
What's it to ya? I GOT a man. I certainly don't need another one. Buzz off.
Hi. I'm Brad Pitt. You might know me from the movies. I'm the sexiest man in America...
I GOT a man. Give me a break.
Hi Carole, I'm...
Don't even think about it Father.

 

by Buttonman
10-28-04
Carole is just too dang popular...
I don't understand it. I try to be monogamous, but everywhere I go, people hit on me. What'll you have sir?
All-your-money... and a date on Friday night.
Listen, Sweetie, I appreciate that you and Brad Pitt and Burt Reynolds want to take me out, but I HAVE a man and i am so liking being with him...
So... sad...
Medic says he's the right one for me, but, well, basically, I'm a one man woman. Want FRIES with that broken heart?
Kill Medic.....

 

by Buttonman
10-28-04
Old Chinese Proverb: be careful what you wish for...
I know how to fix this. BUTTONMAN Get over here right away!
You summoned, oh Goddess of exquisite flowering Southern Womanhood?
You're in charge of the message boards and you're in charge of this lame comic as well. Can't you do something so that people won't keep hitting on me?
Sure. No Problem.
"Abracadabra!"
What?
Now THAT is just gross and perverted. Buttonman you SLACKER! Change me back this INSTANT!

 

by Buttonman
11-27-04
Message board regulars express a disliking for one of their peers...
Tom Carter is a wuss and he wears white socks after Labor Day and he eats hot dogs left handed...
Feelings hurt...
Tom Carter talks funny and doesn't put his apostrophies in the right place and can't do anything about my posts because I am anonymous...
His neighbors all say that Tom Carter was a "quiet man."
Feeling better now...

 

by Buttonman
8-17-05
ACW VS AWF. It's a dilemma. What's a wrestler to do?
Dude! You know that AWF and ACW are both going to be running their next show on the same day.
Yep. I know. I've been contacted for both shows. Everybody wants a piece of ole Evil Leather guy.
Well, you know that Semmes has been drawing really well these last shows. That was on the strength of Bagwell and he no-showed last Saturday.
I've got a lot of friends that are booked on ACW too. That building in the Bayou is really nice.
Wow, man! What are you gonna do?
Wait and see who offers the most money, of course. It's all about the Benjamins...

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