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Fine you asshole.. I move the fudgepacker peice here..
You know.. Its quite nice I can still talk.. But why am I the side-kick in this adventure? Shouldn't I be the Co-Star..
Well I move it here! KING ME!
There is no KING ME in chess!
This comic sucks..
There is now! Make my tower a KING!

 

Well.. Now that peice is a "KING".. And killing the King in chess is a win.. And its my turn, and my simple pon is next to your--
This comic still sucks!
Shut up and make your move bastard..
Well.. *move pon and kills LankyDavid's KING* I win..
Yeah.. Plus due to your new KING, there were no check mate rules in effect..
NO!!! You make have won this round.. But next time we meet, it'll be much tougher!

 

Just then, suddenly, somehow everyone is sucked through a portal!
This must be the author's pathetic attempt to explain how we get out of this place..
Its about time the idiot got the right image of me..
Except LankyDavid..
Muah ha ha ha ha! I have teared a hole through the portal! It was my doing! Ha ha!
Sey: And, I will leave very soon! Nice meeting you LankyDavid..
THE END
bathrooms: I did it! I teared the hole in the portal! I was the first to experiment and quickly get banned by Saf.. I couldn't help it.. I wanted to say.. CHRIS SEAVOR! CHRIS SEAVOR! CHRIS!
What the? This can't be happening to me! Shut up! Stop it!

 

The first Presidential Debate. With odd looking Kerry and cowboy Bush.
I'd like to say, when I become President, I will work with the U.N. and get more support. America won't go it alone.
Yeah, well, I'd just like to say, I've worked with the U.N. and they weren't doing a good a job.
Iraq was a bad decision. I agree we needed to take Saddam out, but you did it at the wrong time. You made America unsafer.
Why did you vote for the war? Later you voted against it. Now you are messing up. You said we should have taken out Saddam, yet not invade Iraq (repeats forever).
At one point of the debate, they compliment each other.
*smiles* (Skull and Bones, being a fraternity brother, it was all great)
We went to Yale together. *smiles*

 

I know about The Cannabis Conspiracy!
Oh yeah. I know about it. It used to be legal.
My documents prove it. I even got a print out of Modern Invention Issue June 1935. The Decorticator would make hemp cheaper than wood pulp.
Wow. I, uh... Knew that.. Do you got anything in there besides documents? Like, some Marijuana?
No. You really only care about smoking Cannabis, don't you?
That is true. However, I bring up the conspiracy when I get caught smoking it.

 

Its the 1990s. A little boy sees an alien heading towards a spaceship.
Fun! Ya! *runs*
Oh my god! An alien and a spaceship!
The boy runs all the way home. Then a Man In Black comes and scares the child.
MOM!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!
You saw nothing! UFOS don't exist! What you saw was VENUS! You not yell. I shall kidnap you!
Back to the present.
Then the mother would come and the MIB would say he came to take custody of the child. Thankfully she didn't surrender him.
I heard of MIBs in the late 50s and early 60s, but I don't really care. What were you talking about? GO away. Stop harassing me. Where am I?

 

Hey Pimps! Are yo' prostitutes in yo block ain't payin money?
Wut up be-ach? So how much money yo' got from da deal?
I'm not giving you any of my money.
Are you stressed and feel like you don't exist?
Yo' betta be payin me protection money be-ach!
I don't even know you.
Then come on over to Whores R' Us. We even have multifunctional bi+ches who will fight other bi+ches on the street, so you can become top pimp.
YO bi+ch, you better give my employer the money or else I'll beat the shi+ out of you!
OH MY GOD!

 

WASHINGTON D.C., 10:00 AM
KICK BUSH OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE! KICK BUSH OUT! GET RID OF JOHN ASHCROFT AND DICK CHENEY! DON'T FIGHT ISRAEL'S WARS!
Mr.Foe, you are under arrest for being a terrorist! You must give up all consitutional rights and no longer vote in Presidential elections.
Oregon , 2 days later, 2:00 PM
Well, I finished assisting that guy in suicide. Damn, I hate that law, but atleast this job pays decent.
You are under arrest for murder!
Later that day after oddly unsuccessfuly arrests in Oregon.
It shouldn't be, and some day I'll be allowed to TRULY arrest all the doctors in physician assisted suicide!
How many times do I have to tell you. Physician-assisted suicide is legal in this state.

 

The Deputy Secretary of Defense speaks about his plans for a war Israel definitely wants.
Paul Wolfowitz: And thats how we will get support for our war in 2007!
Dick Cheney: The public would never suspect that at all, and the benefits sound better than Iraq's.
Bush suddenly enters the room.
Dick Cheney: What the.... George, you're back...
Hey guys. I just got back from a cam-paining about Iraq. Good to see ya all again. So what is going on?
Paul Wolfowitz: Actually Mr.President, you have more important matters to attend to. Why, I got you a DVD of Rugrats that came with a coloring book.
*takes the DVD and the coloring book* Thanks Paul! I love those babies! *leaves*

 

Yeah, I think we need to get more young Democrats to join us.
I thought getting that "conspiracy theorist" to join us was a bad idea. I can't believe what a success we had with Kerry.
So what do you suggest to eliminate those Juniors that the Seniors want recruited who don't agree with our views?
Hmm. Ask if they would like Cocaine or Marijuana. If they suggest Cocaine, good. If they suggest Marijuana, get rid of them.
What about the ones who don't want either of them?
They are still good. Also, if the Marijuana choosers are related to Skull and Bones members, let them in but question more.

 

-----------1966-----------| |-----------1968-----------
John Kerry: This will really help me in politics. I guess I'll destroy the 2nd amendment if I am required to ruin the Constitution in some way.
Dubya Bush: My dad and his dad joined this group. *sniffs cocaine* Huh? My title is "temporary"?
2001. The newest members pretend to be George Bush. *a person who saw it thought it was very childish*
Bogga Bogga!
*writes on a wall* I'm gonna ream you like I reamed Al Gore.
May 1918, 1917 Prescott Sheldon Bush robs "Geronimo the terrible" 's grave and steals his skull.
We gotta to make it all shiny and put it in a display case.
Mallon: Great! Now lets run to my room. I'lll apply carbolic acid on the skull.

 

So, how was my Justice Department's work on capturing those terrorist immigrants?
Attorney General, the 762 illegal immigrants you locked up aren't related to terrorist activities at all.
Don't you have anything to say about those whom were held incommunicado for months, denied access to lawyers and other visitors, kept in solitary confinement, and physically assaulted?
"We make no apologies."
*pretends to be Mr. Burns* Smithers, get me my flail.

 

I lack orginality.
Today's show is brought to you by the letter N! One example is the word is Nuclear. Say it, NU-CLE-AR. Good.
New-clear. New-cler. New-ku-lar. Newk lar. This is hard. *changes channel by mistake*
Back to the corrupt Cabinet.
I'd like to make an update on our work. The SARS virus we created has reached Toronto Canada. Canada will ask for our help.
We will not help them however, until they criminalize Marijuana (possibly for The Order of Skull and Bones).
Back to Iraq. With a new peace plan road map, we will give Israel the m- Not again! Dick Cheney, get over here!
DICK! DICK! These guys on the news said I might lose re-election becuz of the economie!

 

John Ashcroft usually has a daily routine. 1.) Writing new editions to the Patriot Act.
This version makes it so everyone has to have a monitoring chip implanted in their brains!
Another one? Will you ever quit? How much control do you want the governmet to have?
2.) Spying on average American Citizens
I know EVERYTHING about you! So don't even say a word little bitch. Your mom is also a prostitute.
That's not true, you don't know my gun records.
3.) Looking at child porn
I'm doing this for work related purposes. I have all the webmasters' IP adresses. Now I'll save the porn to my hard drive as evidence!
*shows IP adresses and child porn pictures*

 

I really lack orginality in this series.
Karl Rove: In order to be able to continue our "good" work, we need to keep Bush's approval ratings high. Send in George!
*walks in, trips, fall down, and gets back up.* I'm alright, dang it. I still haven't finished my Rugrats coloring book.
Bush gives a great speech.
Amurica! The economy is strong! Let us not forget, September 11th. And last but not least.. Uh... Terror..
Fox News!
His approval ratings just came in, and they are through the roof. 100 percent!
The highest ever for a president! The man can do no wrong! And that's what you are suppose to think.

 

Warning: By reading this comic you have plead guilty to being a terrorist.
Everyone reading this comic is under arrest. I have logged all you IP adresses and know who you are.
Your house will be searched for terror-related program activities (without your notification nor search warrant).
You must give up all your constitutional rights and no longer vote in Presidential elections.
I'm busy telling a news report. Go away! *gets smacked in the back of her head with a pipe*
Welcome back! President George W. Bush is the best president this country has ever had. No one should ever think for themselves and question Bush or his administration.
Please whach news channels such as Fox News and believe everything that they say!

 

A creature shoots a drunk in the Mental Institution
Yeah! How you feel now bitch?
Suddenly, the creature explodes.
Hours later, police get to the scene of the crime.
Well, this is a very odd. There is this dead drunk guy and these peices of some body after it exploded.
I found this body right here. It was pretty fucking scary! Now if you mind, I'm going to attempt to kill myself and fail miserably.

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