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by DoktorSeven
12-09-06
Okay, enough is enough. Two days of fuc--
It's time to go. Tom, beam us up.
Who's Tom.. WWHHHOAH What the HELL?
Stay calm. We're in a teleportation beam.
So... wait, what just happened? And... where are my clothes?
It's time to end this, once and for all. As for your clothes, well... I think you know the answer to THAT.

 

by DoktorSeven
12-10-06
Oh, no you don't. I know your little plan. Getting one of your cronies to sneak aboard the spaceship of that weird alien...
Wait, they did WHAT NOW?
"Fire the death beam!"
Is this the end of our heroes? Can they escape the deadly explosion somehow? Did they have sex first? How will the destruction of Earth be stopped? All this and more when the saga returns in 2007!

 

The ultimate showdown begins TOMORROW, RIGHT HERE on DoktorSeven Comics.
Oh, no, not again.
...
by DoktorSeven, 12-12-06

 

by DoktorSeven
12-13-06
Seven years ago, a man only known as Mike lost both his mind and his job. The pink bunny suit was the final sign that he had lost it. He decided it was time to go to the beach to try to relax.
Little did he know that something terrible lurked in the deep. The very thing that had driven Mike to the edge. The thing that haunted every dream, that lurked around every dark corner.
The ninja was about to strike.

 

by DoktorSeven
12-14-06
His pulse quickened. His instincts told him that something dangerous was coming, but from where?
Suddenly, the entire world was silent. The waves stopped, the air grew still, the birds froze in mid-flight. The moment seemed to last for an eternity.
And then, Mike blinked.
I think I just wet myself.
...

 

by DoktorSeven
12-15-06
You're REAL??? YOU NEVER TALK! YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING! YOU ONLY SHOW UP AND STARE AT ME! WHAT DO YOU WANT??? WHAT??!?
...
...your death.
...I liked you better when you were quiet.

 

by DoktorSeven
12-17-06
The fight only lasted a few moments, and Mike lost a lot of blood, but he was able to make the ninja retreat with his Axe of Hacking.
That's the last thing he remembered for two weeks.
...blacking... out...
Seven years have passed since that fateful day, and Mike was returning home from an unsuccessful date with a woman dressed as a badger.
Why... why is my door open? Wait, no, why is my door GONE?

 

by DoktorSeven
12-18-06
No...NO...NOOO...NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
...
HOW DID YOU FIND ME? HOW!???!?
Easy. Come on, how many people wear a bright pink bunny suit?

 

by DoktorSeven
12-19-06
NOW YOU DIE!
Hey, don't hit my TV, you damn ninja freak!

 

by DoktorSeven
12-21-06
OW! Is that a tack on the floor? I'll SUE YOU, BUNNY MAN!

 

by DoktorSeven
12-23-06
Dang. I left the oven on.

 

Taking a holiday break. Enjoy!
Jesus, you are such a bitch.
Fuck you, fat man. You know we're both imaginary.
by DoktorSeven, 12-26-06

 

by DoktorSeven
12-31-06
I told you we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque!

 

by DoktorSeven
1-01-07
HOLD IT.
...
Isn't it time, here in the new year, to put aside our differences, and to treat each other with respect for peace and brotherhood? Put an end to the fighting?
Yeah, this was silly. Sorry.
...I suppose.... I just got so caught up with...AAACK! AAAAAAAA!
DIE, YOU MURDERING FUCK! Peace and brotherhood THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!

 

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY 2007 EVERYONE!!!!
... well, this sucks.
by DoktorSeven, 1-03-07

 

by DoktorSeven
1-04-07
And now, the saga continues.
TOM? Wait, what happened? The ship was exploding...
Yeah. I beamed you out.
But what about...
...I'm sorry. I couldn't get a lock on her.
...NOOOO! WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR ONE LAST FUCK!

 

by DoktorSeven
1-06-07

 

by DoktorSeven
1-07-07
YOU?
The plan worked perfectly. You are now mine... forever. It was all an elaborate scheme to get you here, where you can't escape!
You... you're kidding...
Oh, no. Being dead was no good either, since I plan to use your body to spit out THOUSANDS of Cthulhu-spawn to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAH!
* Retranslated from the ancient Greek version of this comic
...you're too late, then. I -- Inspector Legrasse...
DO NOT WANT*

 

by DoktorSeven
1-10-07
Unfortunately, this is a true story.
There goes my Stripcreator updates for a while. Sorry, folks.

 

by DoktorSeven
3-16-07
But... but...
Screw this. I have had enough. To hell with you, to hell with your evil army, and to hell with the world. I'm going to settle down and be happy.
*clunk-WHAM*
Well, fuc--WHAT THE HELL?
The end, screw this story arc. Back with more comics soon. Or something.
Wait, what the fuck just happened?
Alien freak's spaceship you shot down? Landed on all the attacking minions and you. We're all back in Hell, and you have FAILED.

 

by DoktorSeven
3-17-07
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Yay!
Wait, we're Asian. Who the hell is this St. Patrick, anyway? And what's with the green shit?
Um...I think it's just ...an excuse to get drunk.
Later...
WEE! I'M DRUNK ON THE FLOOR!
I HAVE NO CLOTHES ON!

 

by DoktorSeven
3-19-07
IMAGINARY FRIENDS MEETING
Wow, big turnout this year.
Yeah, people sure have great imaginations these days.
IMAGINARY FRIENDS MEETING
Heh, look who just walked in.
Man, he's been around for longer than anyone. What's up with that?
IMAGINARY FRIENDS MEETING
I'm here guys, where's all the fine women at? And pass me the bong!

 

by DoktorSeven
3-20-07
*BURP*

 

by DoktorSeven
3-21-07
Behold, the funniest StripCreator comic ever.
If you are having trouble seeing today's comic, we apologize; some jerk downloading 200GB of porn is clogging the Internet tubes.

 

by DoktorSeven
3-22-07
We have absolutely no news to report today.
Nope, nothing at all is going on of any interest whatsoever.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THERE'S A GODDAMN WAR GOING ON, VIOLENCE IN OTHER COUNTRIES AND..."
Pfft. If it's not about some celebrity or "American Idol", it isn't news!

 

by DoktorSeven
3-23-07
In space...
Okay, I'm ready.
Okay. According to my calculations, we have less than 30 minutes to divert the asteroid. After that, it's too late.
no one can hear you...
So I go out and plant the bomb at the designated coordinates. Then what?
Get back here as fast as possible. We will move to a safe distance and watch the explosion.
crap your pants.
Oh, no... not now... NOT NOW!

 

THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY BAD DUDES. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH NINJA TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?
by DoktorSeven, 3-24-07

 

by DoktorSeven
3-25-07
Hey! For some reason I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore!
What is this over here on the fl-- ..eww.

 

by DoktorSeven
3-27-07
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking across the beach with the Lord. He noticed two sets of footprints in the sand.
However, he noticed that at the very lowest and saddest times in his life, there was only one set of footprints, so he questioned the Lord about it.
Lord, you said you'd walk with me all the way, so why did you leave me when I needed you most?
Don't ask me, I don't exist. The other footprints are probably some crazy person following you. Dumbass.

 

by DoktorSeven
3-28-07
Why you should warm the toilet seat in the winter.

 

by DoktorSeven
3-30-07
ITS A ME MARIO
WAAHAA!
...what?
SO LONG KING BOWSER
Goddamn it.

 

by DoktorSeven
3-31-07
Excellent.

 

by DoktorSeven
4-02-07
As you know, people are beginning to no longer believe in God. So here is what we do: we start insulting them, calling them wicket and evil and immoral...
...even though they believe that this life is all we get makes life precious and them much more moral than we can ever be, we have to do something to bring people to God.
"So when will our new church made of gold and diamonds going to be done?"
WHAT WAS I JUST TALKING ABOUT?

 

by DoktorSeven
4-03-07
Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
How many bites does it take to get to the center of a little girl's brain? The world may never know.
*CRUNCH*

 

by DoktorSeven
4-05-07
It is time.
Don't I get to challenge you at a game or a Limbo contest or something?
Well, yes, but I get to choose the game.
Fine.
"JAX WINS... FATALITY"
Goddamn, you're good at Mortal Kombat!
Well, duh.

 

by DoktorSeven
4-07-07
Happy Easter.
On this great holiday of egg-coloring an-Who the hell are you?
Jesus.
Jeee... sus? Doesn't ring a bell.
Yeah, none of the people who follow me seem to remember me on Easter either. Now shut up and let me hide some eggs.

 

by DoktorSeven
4-11-07
Now you will tell your followers to hate Canadians.
Yes, my master.

 

by DoktorSeven
4-16-07
Arkham Asylum
that is not dead which can eternal lie yet with strange aeons even death may die
CTHULHU FTAGHN! IA! IA!
LET ME OUT!!! I MUST SEE HIM AGAIN!!!
An interesting case here, gentlemen: a young woman who believes she was the bride of the fictional monster "Cthulhu." Must be the tentacles.

 

by DoktorSeven
4-18-07
Cthulhu is still out there somewhere. Our planet is in grave danger now that the sleeper has awakened.
The poor girl he used. She know lives in an asylum. She told her story to some reporter about all the events that happened last month.
The reporter thought she was insane. She is insane, I guess... so wonderfully full of insanity... JUST LIKE I LIKE MY WOMEN... MMMM.
Excuse me, sir, no masturbating on the beach.

 

by DoktorSeven
4-20-07
Meanwhile, deep under the sea, an ancient evil lies...
lying in wait for the next opportunity to rule forever... in his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming...
THE END.....?
zzzzzzzzzzz... oh, baby, let me work my tentacles... zzzzzzzzzzz

 

by DoktorSeven
4-23-07
Hey there. What's your name?
Hey. Jesus, son of God. Nice to meet you. You look beautiful.
So, wanna take me home and show me a good time?
Well, since I am waiting for the Second Coming, I do live in the Kingdom of Heaven with My Father...
Jesus, The Loser
Gah. Get your own place, daddy's boy! Loser.
Wait, baby... I... oh, fuck.

 

by DoktorSeven
4-25-07
"Goddamn it, where did I hit my ball?"
Hehehehehe...

 

by DoktorSeven
4-26-07
ding dong
WHEN TREES ATTACK: This fall on FOX

 

by DoktorSeven
4-30-07
Well, that's it. Humans destroyed themselves and almost all the other life on the planet.
They had plenty of chances to understand that war was not the answer. Guess it's time to start it all over again. Maybe they'll get it right this time...
Five minutes after the creation of the new world...
MOTHERFUCKERS!

 

by DoktorSeven
5-02-07
Duck season!
Wabbit season!
Duck season!
Wabbit season!
And then Elmer thought, "Why not have both?"
Dewicious.

 

by DoktorSeven
5-04-07
One down...

 

by DoktorSeven
5-07-07
Life is so depressing. I mean, why even live life when it's so difficult?
There's really no reason, in fact. Death being the only constant, I should embrace it.
So... who am I going to kill first?

 

It was Zu's job to guard the temple, but he never knew why.
by DoktorSeven, 5-09-07

 

by DoktorSeven
5-10-07
I'll suck your blood! *suck*
I'll suck YOUR blood! *suck*
Why two vampires should never meet
AhHAH! Now I suck YOUR blood!

 

by DoktorSeven
5-14-07
I locked my keys in the house. GODDAMN IT.
If I wasn't a fucking MORON, I'd take my keys with me and lock the door from the outside so I'm sure that won't happen.
But just like so many people and their cars and their houses, I'm a fucking moron. I'm going downtown to live in a box now.

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