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by ZMannZilla
6-29-10
Here's the plan! I convince my father-in-law LeaderTron to refocus RoboPocalypse Inc's corporate resources to make cell phone games!
But all our resources are sunk into human cloning, human enslavement and inhumane soylent green production! How are we going to go from sundries to software?
A valid question, BrianTron. The answer is that we sell everything and use the profits to pay top-of-the-line programmers to make executive toys!
And how much profit do you think we'll get from the outdated tools and resources of a dying agricultural trade?
Oh, at least enough to pay one really good programmer to teach the clones how to do it!
Ah yes, I had a feeling your business model would work "sweatshop" in there somewhere.

 

by ZMannZilla
6-29-10
Okay, Manky Fanny. We've got to kill that Nads Malone before any more Stripcreator comics out there "get any worse"! Plus you'll be able to get your revenge on him for taking CC453 from you!
Don't worry, we have a secret weapon. She's a Chinese martial arts mastermind with a unique talent that could help you blend in at CC454. Meet your new partner:
Jug Ling!

 

by ZMannZilla
6-30-10
BobTron, you are interrupting the schedules of at least 3 of my mistresses. This had better be good.
You bet your sweet input it is, LeaderTron! I just figured out how RoboPocalypse Inc is going to become profitable again - we're gonna make CELLPHONE GAMES!
What, you mean those stupid things I buy you to make you shut up during business meetings and seminars?
Precisely! People pay stupid loads of money for disposable products that barely exist, and with our legion of clone slaves, we could make 'em super cheap! It's profit-tastic!
This sounds suspiciously like a good idea. You'll excuse me if I'm a bit skeptical since it's coming from you.
I thought we understood that all my bad ideas were BrianTron's fault.

 

by ZMannZilla
6-30-10
RoboPocalype Inc is restructuring itself into a cellphone-games manufacturer...
Oh hey, Slave #A23-TK421! Just the last human on Earth I wanted to see! We're trying to solve a human resources...
"...issue which requires you to stab my spine and extract my DNA", yeah yeah yeah, look, it's my birthday, so could we please get it over with and spare the stupid speech?
See, this is why you should listen when I talk! We aren't going to be giving you any spinal taps for at least the next six months, because your clones are about as tech-savvy as a butter churn!
Wow, I think I just wet myself in joy. Oh wait, no, that's just me knowing the other shoe is about to drop.
Oh, quit being so cynical, #A23-TK421. I got you almost a whole month of recovery from the neuro-augmentation procedure. You should be THANKING me!

 

by ZMannZilla
6-30-10
RoboPocalype Inc is restructuring itself into a cellphone-games manufacturer...
...and so after five months of invasive modifications to my entire genetic structure, AGAIN I might add, you want to make my clones program shovelware?
Yes, that's a very good summary! Now we really must be off to the lab. Can't keep Unit-7 waiting!
Wait, Unit-7 is doing the operation?! His warranty ran out during the Voltron administration!
Oh, relax. He's only working the controls on a modified version of the gene modification chamber we built you in TSRK strips #44-46. That was painless, right?
Well, actually, I remember how it was nothing BUT excruciating pain.
Oh, right, because I kept pushing and holding the Excruciating Pain button. But Unit-7 lacks the programming to hate you humans as much as I do, so that doesn't necessarily have to happen this time!

 

by ZMannZilla
7-04-10
Dammit, Shoggoth, I just microwaved a plate of gyoza!! Why are my chopsticks marinating in a stewpot full of month-old ass water?
Because, Lou, I am sick of always doing the dishes. Those nasty things have been piling up for TWO MONTHS! I was sick of it!
So I did the dishes, Lou. I did all of them. Because sometimes hygeine is more important than "who is who's servant bitch" in the whole roommate politics thing.
That was like a month ago. Plus, you didn't do the utensils. Those are the dishes I actually put in my mouth.
I left those for you to teach you a valuable lesson!

 

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
by ZMannZilla, 7-04-10

 

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
YOU DON'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!
by ZMannZilla, 7-04-10

 

by ZMannZilla
7-04-10
How many of you Microsoft OS Project Developers does it take to change a light bulb?
What?! NONE!! Let the MS Office team deal with it!
OK, so how many of you MS Office Project Developers does it take to change a light bulb?
On our budget and schedule? Let PR deal with that shit.
*sigh* OK, so how many of you Microsoft PR Department guys does it take to change a light bulb?
Why bother? We'll just claim the darkness is a feature.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-04-10
OK kid, you're on.
How many ADD-riddled kids does it take the change a li
Wanna go ride bikes?

 

by ZMannZilla
7-06-10
I got a sweet new spoiler installed on my car.
Oh really?
Yeah, it says she chooses Edw
GOODBYE, sir.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-06-10
SUBJECT A23-TK421 YOU WILL NOW ENTER THE GENE MODIFICATION CHAMBER OR RECEIVE NON-LETHAL MOTIVATIONAL ELECTROCUTION *boop*
OK, fine. Just, y'know, don't leave me in there too long, otherwise I might get super-smart and invent some way of overting the robot apocalypse or something.
NEGATIVE THIS CANNOT HAPPEN AS ADMIN USER BOBTRON LEFT COMMANDS TO ONLY EXPOSE A23-TK421 TO THE INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT NECESSARY TO MAKE POP CAP GAMES *boop*
WHZZZZZZZZZ KLANG KLANG WOT WOT WOT BZZZZZZZZZZZ *fsssh* WOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOP *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt*
Hey, Unit-7, can I have some money? Hot Topic's having a sale on those pants you like me in.
ERROR ERROR INTIMATE USER STEVETRON HAS RECEIVED OVER THIRTY SEVEN STRONGLY EXECUTED COMMANDS TO NOT BOTHER ME AT WORK GOD DAMMIT *boop*

 

by ZMannZilla
7-13-10
I always have a hard time wondering what to bet when I play roulette.
Well, I just won $30,000 by betting my age, try that!
Great idea! Hey, mister! Here's next month's rent! Put it all on "29"!
Certainly madam! Now all the bets are in, let's spin!
Ten minutes later...
Hey, Jeeves, there's an ambulance outside. Did someone call an EMT?
Yes, a woman just fainted after the roulette wheel came up "36".

 

by ZMannZilla
7-14-10
Let's see... The "world's smartest man" not only uses a floppy disk to hide his most important secrets, but he has the password sitting right next to the nearest computer.
That right there is pretty flimsy story-telling, and you can't even blame that one on Hollywood, because it was written into the damn book too.
I guess my point, Laser-Man, is don't bother seeing the latest Tom Clancy movie.
That's nice, Dr. Destructo, now for the last time, get down on the ground with your hands on your head, before I power-blast you into a fine blue mist..

 

by ZMannZilla
7-18-10
Wow, Mom, it sure is weird feeling my baby kick around inside of my wife. Was I that active when you were pregnant with me?
Oh, I'll say! You used to kick so hard, you'd knock the ashtray off my stomach!
Wait... you SMOKED while you were pregnant with me?
Um... yes? It was the 70's, bubeleh! Smoking wasn't bad for babies back then!
Besides, the hash made you stop kicking long enough for me to sleep.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-20-10
A23-TK421 Recovers From A Neuron-Enhancing Genetic Modification Procedure...
My headache has a million teeth, and they all have toothaches. Lucky me, I only have a month of this to look forward to.
On the bright side, at least I don't have to move anywhere. That jerkface BobTron is finally showing some compassion, oddly enough.
OMIGOD! I TOTALLY DID IT! HEY GIRLS, OVER HERE!!!
Hey, what the hell?! Who's yelling? Knock it off!
I'm Clone R44, and I just dug a ten-mile tunnel through Spikerock Mountain to freedom! Don't worry about the restraints, me and the other clones will drag you!

 

by ZMannZilla
7-20-10
A23-TK421 Is Rescued By Clone R44 While Recovering From A Neuron-Enhancing Genetic Modification Procedure...
ow ow Ow ow OWWW ow ow why bother you aren't even listening ow ow OWWWW ow OK SERIOUSLY, STOP!!!
Shh! It's time for being quiet, Mother Lady. There is danger near.
No! YOU be quiet and listen! I am in a metric assload of pain right now, and you are dragging me feet-first through a MINE SHAFT FULL OF JAGGED ROCKS!!!
We will stop here for the night, Mother Lady. I will keep first watch. You should rest, and please try to be quiet.
BobTron, I hope you can read thoughts, because that is the only way you will EVER hear me begging you for help.
Oh wait, my mistake Mother Lady. I saw no sun and thought it was night. My watch says it's still noon. Don't worry about the restraints, me and the other clones will drag you!

 

by ZMannZilla
7-20-10
A23-TK421 Is Dragged Feet-First Through 10 Miles Of Rock By Clone R44 While Recovering From A Neuron-Enhancing Genetic Modification Procedure And A Migraine...
and that atrocious yellow recap is NOT HELPING...
Over here is outside, Mother Lady! Now you get to see what the Sun looks like for the first time in ten years!
Listen, R2D2 or whatever your name is, Mommy Lady has a MIGRAINE, and does not want to stare at THE ACTUAL FREAKING SUN, okay?!
Mother Lady, it is my honor and privilege to share this holy moment with you. You, giver of life, shall be restored to freedom, as Rizzo was freed from Hulk Hogan in Muppets From Space.
My clones can't even make pop culture references correctly. How does this Robot Apocalypse manage to keep getting worse?
Hey, that was a funny Star Wars reference back there, Mother Lady, you should make more of those. Don't worry about the restraints, me and the other clones will drag you!

 

by ZMannZilla
7-20-10
The Sun is just ahead, Mother Lady! Don't worry about the restraints, me and the other clones will drag you!
Actually, Clone R44, it's "the other clones and I". So, in addition to breaking clone conduct regulations, you're also committing crimes against grammar.
Grammar crimes? But those are punishable byyYYAAAIIIGGH!!!
Yes, immolation. Hence the slogan, 'Learn Or Burn!" But on the bright side Clone R44... your example will certainly be an educational one for the other clones!
Oh no. BobTron prevented my freedom. Now I'll have to go have my migraine back in the cold, dark abyss, never to see the light of day again.
Oh, no need to thank me. A23-TK421. I can actually read your thoughts. Now before we harvest that new DNA, let's go have a look at this "Sun" of yours... TOGETHER!

 

by ZMannZilla
7-21-10
...and that smell is the smell of pure evil. So that's why I'm not allowed to eat baked beans no more.
WHAT? It's called a fart, dumb-ass, and it stinks because it comes out of your BUTT! Holy shit you're stupid!
...and I just didn't think he should be using Lord Shit's name in vain. So I tattled on him. Then he had to go to detention! Tee-hee!
All who oppose Lord Shit shall suffer in purgatory. Take this offering of Snausages upstairs to Lord Shit and await further instructions.
...and it's like she's just this vacant, emotionally unavailable cow or something. I really wish she'd open up to me a bit more.
MORE SNAUSAGES

 

by ZMannZilla
7-22-10
This is tech support, can I help you?
My Doodad 360 ain't connectin' to mah innernet rooter, so I needs a repair!
Not necessarily. Let's do some troubleshooting together and see if we can get that working.
I done did all'a troubleshootin! I rotated and cleaned th' disk, unplugged it fer two minnits, ran th' daganosticks thing an' registered it on yer website!
Um, none of that will connect you to the internet. Did you try following the "How To Connect" instructions on the quick reference card?
wha... THAT WEREN'T ON TH' TROUBLESHOOTIN' STEPS!

 

by ZMannZilla
7-24-10
No, I'm not chugging that bottle of Smirnoff Ice before my shift at Midas Muffler. It's stupid, and you're stupid for even suggesting it.
You got to, bro. You've been Iced, so you got to drink. It's a Man Law.
I'm going to have to challenge the validity of that. I would never support a Brovernment that would take kickbacks from Smirnoff.
That's it. Your man-card has been revoked. You can hand in your penis to the bouncer on your way out.
Why the bouncer?
He's a Brotary Public.

 

TOBOR DOES NOT SEE THE ASIAN QUADRUPLE AMPUTEES YOU MENTIONED
Dammit, no butthole!!!
by ZMannZilla, 7-24-10

 

by ZMannZilla
7-25-10
You wanted to see me, sir?
We're putting you on a new project. No more Doodad 360 Customer Support line for you!
Gee, thanks! I'm glad my hard work is being recognized!
It sure is! Starting today, you'll be on the Doodad 360 Special Needs Support Line
Hey buddy, I was transfeered to y'all cos I cain't get mah dentures unstuck from th' disk slot. Is that why it ain't readin' mah innernet rooter?
That's it, I'm going back to pimping.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-25-10
I saw a commershul fer Fratboy Football 2011 that says it came out fer th' Doodad 360, but I cain't find it on yer website. Kin I just buy it from you?
Well, I just checked, and Fratboy Games didn't make a version of FF2011 for the Doodad 360. I'll be sure to forward your comments though.
So what yer sayin' is, yer comp'ny ain't gonna stand behind its own TV advertisin'? I wanna know what yer gonna do ta make this right, boy!
Huh? like I actually said, FF2011 is made by a completely different company, who also would have run any ads for the game. I can give you their phone number if you like.
Oh, so NOW yer sayin' that you don't care about yer customers?
That's a very peculiar hearing problem you have there, sir.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-25-10
I'm calling about my five year old's Doodad2Go portable system. It's under warranty.
I can help you out. What's the problem it's having?
There's cracks all over the outer casing and it won't turn on any more. It's also leaking some sort of a yellowy liquid that smells like apples. It's under warranty.
Yeah, the warranty is not "insurance", ma'am, it's there to protect you from manufacturing defects. Your child physically damaged the unit.
My five year old was on the honor roll, you punk! He doesn't deserve to be blamed for your company's shoddy workmanship!
Please put this young genius of yours on the phone. I'd like to ask a greater mind than my own which part of a motherboard produces APPLE JUICE when malfunctioning.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-26-10
"And what brand of wireless router are you trying to connect to today?"
Uhhh... Linkits? Linkies?
Links.
Linkus.
Lickasis.
Linkskeeze? Y'know, thayt "Link" one frum th' layst call.
Forget mastering the internet, people, let's start by mastering "and sometimes Y".

 

by ZMannZilla
7-27-10
You don't hear a lot from Danny DeVito these days.
Yeah, well maybe if my dick had ears, that'd be a different story.
Because he's SHORT, you judgemental ass!

 

by ZMannZilla
7-27-10
So you didn't eat anything before entering the "Seven Deadly Wings" competition? That's not medically safe, man!
Dude, they put weapons-grade habanero and capsicum filtered through the souls of the damned in that wing sauce! You should have at least eaten some bread!
Capsicum High: If you've never had one, you'll never understand.
You have no idea what that's going to do to your holy lipstick the floating wizard kisser voodoo pop buh dingle flarney FLOOOOOooo
Awww yeah.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-27-10
They're gaining on us, Chubby!
Keep going, Dinkles! We'll lose them in the gaps between Amy Winehouse's teeth!

 

by ZMannZilla
7-28-10
Uh. Yeah. Same time tomorrow night, bitch. Welcome to lockdown.
Hmmm. Bars on the window, a toilet next to my bed, and I've been awoken by the unwanted back-door shenanigans of a shaved ape. I must be in prison. But why? Let's see, what did I do yesterday...
Yesterday...
Awwwow this partty'z BITCHIN man, I'm so glad I stole mah older sister's fake ID! HEYYOU, helllp me find m'panties, I lost 'em!
No, before that...
Before that...
Congratulations, you're the lucky winner of the "Be The CEO Of BP For A Day" Sweepstakes!
Oh right, that bloody contest from the "Castratto Digest" advert.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-28-10
I'll be more than happy to help you find your Doodad2Go's internet settings. Open the Preferences option and select Page Two.
HE SAY GO TO TH' PREFACES THING AN' SAY TWO!
OK, now use the Access Point Tool to find your router.
HE SAY USE TH' ACCESS TUBE AN' GO FIND A ROUTER!
Sir, I think this process might go faster if you'd just give the phone to the person operating your Doodad2Go.
HE SAY GIVE TH' PHONE TO A PERSON AN' OPERA THING A DUDE HAT AGO!

 

by ZMannZilla
7-28-10
I can't believe you're charging me to fix my five year old's Doodad2Go. It's under warranty!
Ma'am, your five year old dropped it down a flight of stairs. There is no manufacturer's warranty in the world that would cover that.
You companies and your excuses! You know five year olds break things all the damn time! You should design the Doodad2Go to be tougher!
Wait, YOU know that five year olds break things all the time, but you'll still spend $200 on one of their toys - and then let them use it unsupervised?
If you had kids, you wouldn't ask those questions. A mother will spare no expense for her child.
Unless it's a $50 repair expense, apparently.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-30-10
This is tech support, can I help you?
Yo, I got a really great idea for a Doodad 360 game, yo. You should totally make this.
That's nice, but we don't take unsolicited ideas from the public. You should become a programmer if you want to design games.
But it's a great idea, and I don't even want commission. Just hear me out, yo.
We can't accept your idea, but if it will make you go away faster, then I'll listen to your brilliant idea. Go on.
OK, so like, you know that game you make, "Jumpy The Chinchilla"? Well, it's just like that, except the main character is a blue guy with feet for ears.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-30-10
I swear, the way they do the Consumer Queue process makes no sense. I don't know why we need to fill the forms out in triplicate.
Well, I agree, but for the sake of argument, consider this: filling forms in triplicate is the best way to drive a mortal's fragile mind to the brink of madness.
From this brink, the human mind can finally see the dark machinations of the Old Ones and prepare for the coming of R'lyeh.
I really hate it when you play Cthulhu's Advocate.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-30-10
Listen, Nooblet. Your enthusiasm is awesome, really it is. However, Stripcreator.com features a tightly-knit group of forum regulars, with years upon years of in-jokes and drama.
Yes, but I'm funny too! I have amusing personal habits and quirky observations! I even shared them when I posted my first comic! These meanies aren't being fair!
No, you aren't listening to me. The regulars here aren't even playing the same game you are. Just lurk a bit and you'll see what I mean. Look at the wiki. Read some threads. Enter a contest.
Hey, funny is funny, little girl. I've been knocking 'em dead at sleepovers and D&D Nights all my life. If this forum can't recognize, then they are going to get the very tip of my rapier wit.
Constructive criticism is a lot like hammer1-1: noobs and regulars don't see it quite the same way.
HEY LOOK! IT'S YOUR CRITICISM! THIS IS WHAT YOUR CRITICISM LOOKS LIKE, STRIPCREATOR!

 

by ZMannZilla
7-30-10
Hear ye, hear ye, this meeting of the RoboPocalype Inc Management Team is now underway! You're awesome! You're motivated! You're a TEAM! NOW.. WITH FEELING! ROBOT ROLL-CALL! BOBTRON!
BRIANTRON!
Wait. Is today Friday, or was that last Friday?
I hate department meetings.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-30-10
BobTron, you're the one who called this time-wasting department meeting, now start it already!
Oh good, you're as excited as I am! Surely the rumors have trickled down to your neck of Cubicle City!
Huh? What rumors? What are you going on about?
Look, I know I made it clear that all the details of this project were supposed to be hush-hush, but sometimes, co-workers gossip and, well, you know...
No, I don't know, because you're my only co-worker, and all you ever talk about is T.V. SHOWS I DON'T WATCH!!!
Well, duh. I had to avoid talking about the project. That shit was hush-hush.

 

by ZMannZilla
7-30-10
C'mon, please.
I cannot believe you would ask me to do such a thing!
I swear, it's the only time I'll ever ask you to.
No! It's horrible and I won't let you hurt me, just for the sake of your sadistic needs!
Please. You're the best wedding DJ in town, and I can't let her dad know I forgot to book one for the reception tomorrow. I'll even pay double.
And you ask this of me now, knowing I can refuse you nothing after we make love? YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T EVEN BE GAY IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
8-01-10
Let's see, how do I put this gently...

 

by ZMannZilla
8-05-10
Hey Arnold, want some bacon with your omelette?
DUDE!!!
Oh, shit! Sorry! Sorry!
How could you possibly offer me bacon? You should know better!
I just figured that, after yesterday, you weren't Jewish any more.
GAY MARRIAGE DOES NOT CANCEL OUT JUDAISM, RETARD!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
8-06-10
Upon the meal's presentation, the warm, heady aroma gives bold promises of peanuts and aged gouda - promises that this bland, autumn entree cannot keep.
Every bite, from start to finish, was laboriously tolerable at best. The soft texture and amateur flavor, with its sharp obnoxious notes of parmesian and corn, coated my palette most uncomfortably.
It took all the healing powers of a brisk, fruity '96 merlot to rescue my horrified taste buds from the choking, gritty aftertaste. I completed this meal solely as a charity to the chef.
And now, thanks in part to the delicious and welcoming gallon of gasoline I just drank, I bid thee adieu.
  THE MORAL:   Never tell a food reviewer to "eat shit and die".

 

by ZMannZilla
8-06-10
Actually sir, "Pi R Squared" is an equation used to measure the area of a circle. It has virtually nothing to do with "pie" the dessert, except as a homonym.
Michael, please. We have a lot of material to cover before the final, so kindly knock it off with the "Class Straight Man" routine.

 

by ZMannZilla
8-06-10
So are you going to tell me about this stupid project already, or are you just showing off Chapter 3 of your "PowerPoint Seminar" again?
Well, while this project does use some things I learned on that page, it's something bigger than even that - I have succeeded in making SUPER CLONES!
Super-clones, you say? Please, continue, I have a feeling I'll need all the warning I can get on this one.
Well, it's quite simple. I altered #A23-TK421's DNA to make her smarter. Actually, I had Unit-7 do it, but the point is, it got done. Now, her clones will be smarter too!
How exactly is it, BobTron, that we could possibly benefit from giving super-intelligence, to the rebellious clones of a woman you have been torturing relentlessly for THE PAST GLITCHING DECADE???
C'mon, BrianTron! Imagine how many awesome cellphone games they'll be able to make now! I can't figure out how many that is because I had my math coprocessor removed as a kid, but I bet it's a lot!

 

by ZMannZilla
8-09-10
I bet you didn't know I'm a restaurant owner.
You're right, I didn't know that. What's the name of your restaurant?
Jack In The Boxers. Oh, and your mom eats there all the time.
I wonder why she's never taken me there?
It's between my legs, and you're welcome to eat there any time.
Oh, that explains it. She knows I prefer large portions.

 

by ZMannZilla
8-09-10
Go away, freak.
You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to you.
Whatever.
The voices tell me I'm perfectly normal.
No we don't.
N'GUH!

 

by ZMannZilla
8-10-10
Wow. Those are some nice eyes you have there. Lovely, captivating eyes.
Yup. Great eyes. I could stare into them forever. Such big, soft, warm and familiar eyes you have.
My eyes are OK, I guess. My mom says I got my eyes from her side of the family. I wonder where you got your-
I'm not giving your tits back, Janet.

 

by ZMannZilla
8-13-10
AUTHOR'S NOTE: In real life, I have long, bushy sideburns that hang about 4 inches off my face.
Hi, I'm here to tell you about God. Wow, that's an impressive beard thing you have there!
Thanks. I've been growing it for just over 2 years.
Nifty! I can't believe your employer doesn't make you cut them off.
Well, I just tell them I'm Jewish. Leviticus19:27 forbids Jews from cutting the "peyot", or sideburn hair. Most people are against showing any sort of bias against Jewish religious practices.
That is so neat! I wish us Mormons had something like that.
So does Warren Jeffs.

 

by ZMannZilla
8-20-10
Hey, how about instead of fixing my son's broken Doodad2Go, you let me pay the difference to upgrade to the D2GPlus.
What? No! Aside from the fact that we'd actually lose money on that, why would you reward a child throwing a $130 toy into the toilet by getting him the $200 version of the same toy?
Well, that's what he wants for Christmas. So are you going to help me out here?
Give me one good reason why I should do something so obviously idiotic, please.
*sob* MY SON BELIEVES IN SANTA CLAUS!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
8-20-10
This wireless Doodad 360 controller ain't working. Make it work, yo.
Well, let's do some troubleshooting. First of all, read me the model number.
NYKO-123. It says on the package that it's made for the Doodad 360.
Yes, made "for" the Doodad 360 by another company. We can't give you tech support for a product we don't make.
Yeah, well the ones you make are too expensive, I can only afford the knock-offs. Hell, maybe you should smarten up. Everyone else makes knock-offs, why don't you?
...did you just seriously ask me why our company doesn't make cheap, shitty counterfeit versions of our own products?

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